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Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Watford FC
Gareth Southgate
England National Football Team
Harry Kane
England National Team
England Football Team
Luton Town
Football
Spain National Football Team
Jordan Pickford
Bukayo Saka
Boxing Day
Sheffield Wednesday
Millwall
EFL (english Football League)
Portsmouth
Matty Pollock
Tom Cleverley
Chakvetadze
Jude Bellingham

Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch... more

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Part two of the fan reaction following a stalemate at Ewood Park.

COYH!!

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Another frustrating game - play really attacking front foot football utilising the wingers, putting in crosses and winning corners (rarely beating the first man) until we go a goal up and then concede an equaliser in two minutes and then the performa... more

The rest of the calls and the reviews from a stormy night at the Vic in terms of the weather and a lack of cohesion on the pitch, but the introduction of Edouardo Bove provides some lightness.

COYH!!

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Hear the first part of the fan reaction after Watford rescue a point v Portsmouth but a second dysfunctional performance and no team changes sees a number of supporters question Javi's selections and lack of apparent game plan.

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Recent Guests

Sam Sheppey
Birmingham fan and friend of the podcast, providing audio commentary for visually impaired supporters.
Birmingham City FC
Episode: OPPOSITION VIEW - BIRMINGHAM CITY (HOME)
Barry Worthington
From The Progressive Unity Wigan Athletic Podcast
The Progressive Unity
Episode: DNSYE 2025 CHRISTMAS SHAMBLES
Ant Watson
From The Royal Report, an award-winning football podcast
The Royal Report
Episode: DNSYE 2025 CHRISTMAS SHAMBLES
Alex Lowe
Comedian and actor, known for his character Clinton Baptiste.
Episode: ALEX LOWE SPECIAL
Roy Moore
Chair of 1881 discussing fan engagement and logistics
1881
Episode: OPPOSITION VIEW - NORWICH CITY HOME + ROY MOORE/1881
Tommy Mooney
Watford legend and Birmingham legend with experience from both clubs
Episode: OPPOSITION VIEW - BIRMINGHAM CITY AWAY WITH TOMMY MOONEY
Benjamin Bloom
Ipswich fan and YouTube legend
Blue Monday podcast
Episode: OPPOSITION VIEW - IPSWICH TOWN AWAY
Kevin Miller
Former Watford FC goalkeeper and current goalkeeping coach
Watford FC
Episode: KEVIN MILLER SPECIAL - PART ONE
Troy Deeney
Former Watford captain and player
Episode: More opinionated manager nonsense but this time on the radio

Hosts

Justin
Host and commentator, known for engaging discussions and fan interactions.
Peter
Co-host engaging in fan interactions and commentary.
Carl
Co-host providing analysis and commentary on the game.

Reviews

4.8 out of 5 stars from 177 ratings
  • Where’s the awards?

    Should be titled Award winning Podcast it’s funny, witty , charming and fun and that’s before they’ve even done the prediction league !!!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    The original Carpy
    United Kingdom25 days ago
  • Great coverage!

    I really appreciate the effort that the host goes through for each episode! I truly love the post-match fan reaction episodes. Top notch! #COYH

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    marvelpharmd
    United Statesa year ago
  • Great podcast

    Great guys, not afraid to say it how it is. Excellent content and some added nonsense chucked in for good measure!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Jon Haverwood
    United Kingdom2 years ago
  • Addictive Listening

    A sublime mix of analysis, insight, banter, madness, humility and exasperation.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    OakleyPokley
    United Kingdom2 years ago
  • Chaotically Brilliant

    Without doubt, the best Watford podcast out there. Often talk about a “variety” of subjects (food features quite highly) but utter brilliant whatever the subject matter.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Woody_TW1
    United Kingdom2 years ago

Listeners Say

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Listeners appreciate the effort and detailed analysis from the hosts in each episode, especially the engaging post-match reactions.
Fans highlight the community aspect, enjoying the interactions and commentary that reflect a genuine love for Watford FC as well as football culture.
Overall, the podcast receives positive feedback for its quality and relatability, confidently handling both humorous and serious topics within the football world.
The podcast is considered entertaining, providing a good mix of serious discussion and lighthearted banter that resonates with fans.

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#72
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Apple Podcasts
#186
United Kingdom/Sports
Apple Podcasts
#233
Canada/Sports/Soccer
Apple Podcasts
#141
Australia/Sports/Soccer
Apple Podcasts
#139
Norway/Sports/Soccer
Apple Podcasts
#178
Spain/Sports/Soccer

Talking Points

Recent interactions between the hosts and their guests.

Opposition View: Portsmouth (Home)
Q: What's been the difference between the home and the away form?
The home form has regressed this season, alongside numerous injuries affecting player performances, leading to a disappointment among fans.
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - LEICESTER CITY AWAY
Q: What do you think the score is going to be when the Hornets come to the King Power?
Chris predicts a 3-1 victory for Leicester City based on their recent form and Watford's inconsistency.
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - LEICESTER CITY AWAY
Q: What are your thoughts on Mr. Cifuentes' management?
He's faced criticism for his formations and decisions, especially after poor performances, but his recent three games have yielded a good outcome for Leicester.
JAVI HABLA - WREXHAM (AWAY)
Q: Just finally, how are Rocco and KB progressing with their injuries?
He mentions that they are progressing well and the medical staff is doing a great job to help them recover as soon as possible.
JAVI HABLA - WREXHAM (AWAY)
Q: So that's quite close. Some of the players that aren't getting much game time or aren't getting in the team or the squad, is there a thought that you might be able to maybe push them along?
While Javi feels the players are generally happy, he acknowledges that some may prefer to seek opportunities elsewhere if not satisfied with their role.

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Listeners can gain a genuine insight into the fan experience of supporting Watford FC through engaging discussions that tackle the team's performances, player dynamics, and match outcomes. The content spans a variety of topics from match reactions and tactical breakdowns to interviews with ex-players and humorous banter that showcases the hosts' camaraderie and shared passion for the club. The podcast is distinctive in its blend of humor and honesty, often embracing the emotional highs and lows fans experience while providing a platform for community involvement and dialogue. A diverse range of episodes keeps the content fresh, ensuring that listeners can enjoy both light-hearted discussions and serious football analysis.

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