
Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch... more
| Publishes | Daily | Episodes | 930 | Founded | 5 years ago |
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| Number of Listeners | Categories | SoccerComedySports | |||

Justin and Pete chat with Fraser from "The Fence End" podcast about Oxford United's season and recent run which might see them escape , the red card and dropped points at Pompey, Pete struggles with Polish forenames, before looking at the future rele... more
Hear the chat and thoughts after the 1-1 draw with Charlton where despite a lot of efforts and an encouraging second half - the enthusiasm for the season feels likes its dissipated
COYH!!
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They only went and won it!!! Pete is joined by Alex as we hear the Hornets go back up to the second tier - WSL2!! Not an easy or pretty game but one where the resilience that has seen Watford come out on top was seen by the bucketful!!! Pete chats w... more
Hear the last callers and some of the online reviews plus we start veering towards other subjects as the game was really rather bleak!
COYH!!
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Should be titled Award winning Podcast it’s funny, witty , charming and fun and that’s before they’ve even done the prediction league !!!
I really appreciate the effort that the host goes through for each episode! I truly love the post-match fan reaction episodes. Top notch! #COYH
Great guys, not afraid to say it how it is. Excellent content and some added nonsense chucked in for good measure!
A sublime mix of analysis, insight, banter, madness, humility and exasperation.
Without doubt, the best Watford podcast out there. Often talk about a “variety” of subjects (food features quite highly) but utter brilliant whatever the subject matter.
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The show leans into fan-driven football banter, mixing candid match analysis, fan call-ins, and lighthearted humor with occasional interviews from guests connected to Watford FC and broader football culture. Episodes frequently cover on-pitch action, club ownership dynamics, tactical breakdowns, and fan community stories, often balancing strong opinions with playful banter. A standout is the inclusive, supporter-led vibe, with segments that socialize fan perspectives and guest insights while keeping a casual, irreverent tone that appeals to long-time Watford supporters and football podcast enthusiasts alike.
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