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Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Watford FC
Championship
Football
Gino Pozzo
Sheffield Wednesday
Bristol City
Javi Gracia
Watford Women
Watford FC Women
Javi Grazia
Derby County
EFL Championship
Hull City
Tom Cleverley
Blackburn Rovers
Sheffield United
Ed Still
Preston North End
Watford Football Club
Portsmouth

Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch... more

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This didn't quite go according to the script as the visitors came to Vicarage Road with a point to prove and a game plan and despite staging what looked like being a comeback the Cherries left deservedly with the points on the day - but then the cele... more

Watford had a nightmare and then X/Twitter had a nightmare - here is a slightly better version than those who listened live got!! Thanks for bearing with us everyone. A really bad day at the office for Ed Still despite a first half where we were unlu... more

Pete is joined by Dana from both "The Boro Breakdown" and also our own "Project 46" to discuss Boro, Rob Edwards and a season where automatic promotion has slipped from their grasp. Justin and Pete discuss what things could be made from a surplus of ... more

Hear the rest of the calls and comments following a humbling match at the Hawthorns that should have the hierarchy and owners analysing their own performance as well as the Head coach and players!

COYH!!

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Recent Guests

Peter Ryan
Fan and caller, part of crowd commentary
Episode: POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE | OUFC 2-0 WFC
Pete Fincham
Fan and regular caller, known voice in the show
Episode: POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE | OUFC 2-0 WFC
Carl James
Guest on the show discussing his side of a football-related incident
Watford FC community/podcast participants
Episode: The other side of the story....
Fraser Webster
Guest from From The Fence End podcast
From The Fence End
Episode: OXFORD UNITED V WATFORD | THE OPPOSITION VIEW
Alex King
Chairman of the Watford Supporters Board
Watford FC Supporters Board
Episode: CHAMPIONS!! GWALIA UTD 1-3 WATFORD FC WOMEN
Ian Stewart
Former QPR, Portsmouth, Newcastle, Northern Ireland player
Professional Footballer
Episode: QPR OPPOSITION VIEW SPECIAL - BONUS EPISODE
Paul Holley
Pundit/guest on the show
Episode: POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - WATFORD 3-1 AFC WREXHAM
Vasher (Vasha)
Georgian football analyst or fan contributing from Georgia
Episode: POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - WATFORD 3-1 AFC WREXHAM
Rich Fay
Guest, sports journalist
Rob, Ryan, Red podcast
Episode: Watford v Wrexham - Opposition View

Hosts

Justin
Host with multiple credits across Do Not Scratch Your Eyes projects; core presence on show.
Peter
Host of the post-match phone-in and show contributor; central to balance of opinions.

Reviews

4.8 out of 5 stars from 181 ratings
  • Where’s the awards?

    Should be titled Award winning Podcast it’s funny, witty , charming and fun and that’s before they’ve even done the prediction league !!!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    The original Carpy
    United Kingdom4 months ago
  • Great coverage!

    I really appreciate the effort that the host goes through for each episode! I truly love the post-match fan reaction episodes. Top notch! #COYH

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    marvelpharmd
    United States2 years ago
  • Great podcast

    Great guys, not afraid to say it how it is. Excellent content and some added nonsense chucked in for good measure!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Jon Haverwood
    United Kingdom2 years ago
  • Addictive Listening

    A sublime mix of analysis, insight, banter, madness, humility and exasperation.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    OakleyPokley
    United Kingdom2 years ago
  • Chaotically Brilliant

    Without doubt, the best Watford podcast out there. Often talk about a “variety” of subjects (food features quite highly) but utter brilliant whatever the subject matter.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Woody_TW1
    United Kingdom2 years ago

Listeners Say

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Fans love the banter and honesty; opinions feel genuine and unfiltered.
Consistent post-match energy and guest variety keep episodes engaging.
Listeners appreciate the community vibe and fan-driven content.

Chart Rankings

How this podcast ranks in the Apple Podcasts, Spotify and YouTube charts.

Apple Podcasts
#245
United Kingdom/Sports/Soccer
Apple Podcasts
#184
Ireland/Sports/Soccer
Apple Podcasts
#192
Spain/Sports/Soccer
Apple Podcasts
#207
Norway/Sports/Soccer

Talking Points

Recent interactions between the hosts and their guests.

OPPOSITION VIEW - WFC v CAFC
Q: What do you think the score is going to be when the Valiants come to visit the Hornets at Vicarage Road?
Louis predicts a low-scoring affair, with a 1-1 draw, while the hosts' host Justin leans toward a Charlton win in some banter-filled exchanges.
QPR OPPOSITION VIEW SPECIAL - BONUS EPISODE
Q: What do you think about the Watford vs QPR upcoming match in terms of playoff implications?
The hosts discuss the must-win nature for both clubs to secure playoff spots and the potential for an entertaining, high-scoring game.
QPR OPPOSITION VIEW SPECIAL - BONUS EPISODE
Q: What are your reflections on the 1982 World Cup and the Northern Ireland team's progression toward Mexico 1986?
Ian reflects on Billy Bingham's motivational leadership, blending youth with experienced players, and the challenges of competing at the highest level with a tight-budget squad.
QPR OPPOSITION VIEW SPECIAL - BONUS EPISODE
Q: What was it like moving from Everton's catchment area to QPR, and how did you settle into left-wing after starting as a central midfielder?
Ian describes trial periods, the coaching decisions that moved him to the left wing, and how training intensity and opportunity led to his development at QPR.
QPR OPPOSITION VIEW SPECIAL - BONUS EPISODE
Q: How did you fall in love with the game growing up in the 60s and 70s?
Ian explains watching George Best and the grassroots scene in Northern Ireland, where early exposure and local clubs sparked a lifelong passion for football.

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The show leans into fan-driven football banter, mixing candid match analysis, fan call-ins, and lighthearted humor with occasional interviews from guests connected to Watford FC and broader football culture. Episodes frequently cover on-pitch action, club ownership dynamics, tactical breakdowns, and fan community stories, often balancing strong opinions with playful banter. A standout is the inclusive, supporter-led vibe, with segments that socialize fan perspectives and guest insights while keeping a casual, irreverent tone that appeals to long-time Watford supporters and football podcast enthusiasts alike.

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Recent guests on Do Not Scratch Your Eyes include:

1. Peter Ryan
2. Pete Fincham
3. Carl James
4. Fraser Webster
5. Alex King
6. Ian Stewart
7. Paul Holley
8. Vasher (Vasha)

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