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Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Watford FC
Gareth Southgate
England National Football Team
Harry Kane
England National Team
England Football Team
Luton Town
Football
Spain National Football Team
Jordan Pickford
Bukayo Saka
Boxing Day
Millwall
Portsmouth
EFL (english Football League)
Sheffield Wednesday
Matty Pollock
Chakvetadze
Tom Cleverley
Jude Bellingham

Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch... more

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Justin and Pete chat with Fraser from "The Fence End" podcast about Oxford United's season and recent run which might see them escape , the red card and dropped points at Pompey, Pete struggles with Polish forenames, before looking at the future rele... more

Hear the chat and thoughts after the 1-1 draw with Charlton where despite a lot of efforts and an encouraging second half - the enthusiasm for the season feels likes its dissipated

COYH!!

This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratc... more

They only went and won it!!! Pete is joined by Alex as we hear the Hornets go back up to the second tier - WSL2!! Not an easy or pretty game but one where the resilience that has seen Watford come out on top was seen by the bucketful!!! Pete chats w... more

Hear the last callers and some of the online reviews plus we start veering towards other subjects as the game was really rather bleak!

COYH!!

This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

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Recent Guests

Ian Stewart
Former QPR, Portsmouth, Newcastle, Northern Ireland player
Professional Footballer
Episode: QPR OPPOSITION VIEW SPECIAL - BONUS EPISODE
Paul Holley
Pundit/guest on the show
Episode: POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - WATFORD 3-1 AFC WREXHAM
Vasher (Vasha)
Georgian football analyst or fan contributing from Georgia
Episode: POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - WATFORD 3-1 AFC WREXHAM
Rich Fay
Guest, sports journalist
Rob, Ryan, Red podcast
Episode: Watford v Wrexham - Opposition View
Peter Holmes
Temple Sheffield Wednesday fan, invited guest on the show
Sheffield Wednesday supporter group
Episode: POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - SWFC 1-1 WFC
Martin Sanders
Commentator on Southampton's performance and managerial changes
Episode: THE OPPOSITION VIEW - SOUTHAMPTON (AWAY)
Sam Sheppey
Birmingham fan and friend of the podcast, providing audio commentary for visually impaired supporters.
Birmingham City FC
Episode: OPPOSITION VIEW - BIRMINGHAM CITY (HOME)
Barry Worthington
From The Progressive Unity Wigan Athletic Podcast
The Progressive Unity
Episode: DNSYE 2025 CHRISTMAS SHAMBLES
Ant Watson
From The Royal Report, an award-winning football podcast
The Royal Report
Episode: DNSYE 2025 CHRISTMAS SHAMBLES

Hosts

Justin
Host with multiple credits across Do Not Scratch Your Eyes projects; core presence on show.
Peter
Host of the post-match phone-in and show contributor; central to balance of opinions.

Reviews

4.8 out of 5 stars from 179 ratings
  • Where’s the awards?

    Should be titled Award winning Podcast it’s funny, witty , charming and fun and that’s before they’ve even done the prediction league !!!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    The original Carpy
    United Kingdom3 months ago
  • Great coverage!

    I really appreciate the effort that the host goes through for each episode! I truly love the post-match fan reaction episodes. Top notch! #COYH

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    marvelpharmd
    United States2 years ago
  • Great podcast

    Great guys, not afraid to say it how it is. Excellent content and some added nonsense chucked in for good measure!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Jon Haverwood
    United Kingdom2 years ago
  • Addictive Listening

    A sublime mix of analysis, insight, banter, madness, humility and exasperation.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    OakleyPokley
    United Kingdom2 years ago
  • Chaotically Brilliant

    Without doubt, the best Watford podcast out there. Often talk about a “variety” of subjects (food features quite highly) but utter brilliant whatever the subject matter.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Woody_TW1
    United Kingdom2 years ago

Listeners Say

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Fans love the banter and honesty; opinions feel genuine and unfiltered.
Consistent post-match energy and guest variety keep episodes engaging.
Listeners appreciate the community vibe and fan-driven content.

Chart Rankings

How this podcast ranks in the Apple Podcasts, Spotify and YouTube charts.

Apple Podcasts
#112
United Kingdom/Sports/Soccer
Apple Podcasts
#226
Australia/Sports/Soccer
Apple Podcasts
#161
Norway/Sports/Soccer
Apple Podcasts
#228
Spain/Sports/Soccer

Talking Points

Recent interactions between the hosts and their guests.

QPR OPPOSITION VIEW SPECIAL - BONUS EPISODE
Q: What do you think about the Watford vs QPR upcoming match in terms of playoff implications?
The hosts discuss the must-win nature for both clubs to secure playoff spots and the potential for an entertaining, high-scoring game.
QPR OPPOSITION VIEW SPECIAL - BONUS EPISODE
Q: What are your reflections on the 1982 World Cup and the Northern Ireland team's progression toward Mexico 1986?
Ian reflects on Billy Bingham's motivational leadership, blending youth with experienced players, and the challenges of competing at the highest level with a tight-budget squad.
QPR OPPOSITION VIEW SPECIAL - BONUS EPISODE
Q: What was it like moving from Everton's catchment area to QPR, and how did you settle into left-wing after starting as a central midfielder?
Ian describes trial periods, the coaching decisions that moved him to the left wing, and how training intensity and opportunity led to his development at QPR.
QPR OPPOSITION VIEW SPECIAL - BONUS EPISODE
Q: How did you fall in love with the game growing up in the 60s and 70s?
Ian explains watching George Best and the grassroots scene in Northern Ireland, where early exposure and local clubs sparked a lifelong passion for football.
OPPOSITION VIEW - LEICESTER CITY
Q: What do you think the score is going to be when Leicester come to Watford, with all of the problems that you've got?
Jack predicted a 1-1 draw based on recent away results and overall form, while other guests offered different takes and a variety of scores.

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The show leans into fan-driven football banter, mixing candid match analysis, fan call-ins, and lighthearted humor with occasional interviews from guests connected to Watford FC and broader football culture. Episodes frequently cover on-pitch action, club ownership dynamics, tactical breakdowns, and fan community stories, often balancing strong opinions with playful banter. A standout is the inclusive, supporter-led vibe, with segments that socialize fan perspectives and guest insights while keeping a casual, irreverent tone that appeals to long-time Watford supporters and football podcast enthusiasts alike.

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1. Ian Stewart
2. Paul Holley
3. Vasher (Vasha)
4. Rich Fay
5. Peter Holmes
6. Martin Sanders
7. Sam Sheppey
8. Barry Worthington

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