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Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Watford FC
Championship
Watford Football Club
Football
Javi Gracia
Watford FC Women
Javi Grazia
Derby County
Watford
Gino Pozzo
Bristol City
Sheffield United
Preston North End
Hull City
EFL Championship
Ed Still
Ipswich Town
Blackburn Rovers
FA Cup
Millwall FC

Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch... more

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It's Wolves away, and we're joined by Connor of the Molineux View, who appears to have commandeered Molineux itself, switched on the floodlights and settled in for a chat. We revisit that extraordinary FA Cup semi-final, compare the rather familiar f... more

Well, that wasn't quite what we were expecting! After two thoroughly miserable defeats, Watford somehow rediscovered the concept of playing football and dispatched Nathan Jones's Charlton Athletic 2-0. The threatened protests failed to materialise, b... more

Well, that wasn't quite what we were expecting! After two thoroughly miserable defeats, Watford somehow rediscovered the concept of playing football and dispatched Nathan Jones's Charlton Athletic 2-0. The threatened protests failed to materialise, b... more

Hear Carlos do a passable impression of Justin by thoroughly depressing friend of the podcast and all round good egg, Andy Collins about ongoing events!!!

COYH!!

This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

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Recent Guests

Carl James
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Watford FC Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Episode: Carl with Andy Collins on BBC 3CR
Paul Fiander Turner
Guest sharing thoughts on club and season
Episode: POST MATCH PHONE IN | WFC 1-2 SCFC
Dr. Dickie Sutton
Medical professional brought on to discuss injuries
Episode: POST MATCH PHONE IN | WFC 1-2 SCFC
Jason Rose
Caller/commentator on the show
Episode: THE POST MATCH PHONE IN | WFC 2-1 PNEFC
John Parslow
OG Backgammon owner; involved with Dice Dons
Backgammon FC / Dice Dons
Episode: WATFORD V PRESTON NE | OPPOSITION VIEW
Luke Davis
Luke from Swans Cast
Swans Cast / Swansea City
Episode: SWANSEA CITY V WATFORD | THE OPPOSITION VIEW
Mark Silver
Murwalls artist known for football-related murals
Murwalls
Episode: WATFORD V WEST HAM | THE OPPOSITION VIEW
Johnny Hornet
Fan guest joining via rail travel commentary
Watford fan community
Episode: POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 | AFCW 1-1 WFC
Martin (Football Martin)
Southampton-focused guest, expert
Football Martin
Episode: WATFORD V SOUTHAMPTON | THE OPPOSITION VIEW

Hosts

Justin [Full Name Common Spelling]
Host of the Do Not Scratch Your Eyes podcast
Karl
Co-host of the Do Not Scratch Your Eyes podcast
Peter
Co-host of the Do Not Scratch Your Eyes podcast

Reviews

4.8 out of 5 stars from 186 ratings
  • Where’s the awards?

    Should be titled Award winning Podcast it’s funny, witty , charming and fun and that’s before they’ve even done the prediction league !!!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    The original Carpy
    United Kingdom10 months ago
  • Great coverage!

    I really appreciate the effort that the host goes through for each episode! I truly love the post-match fan reaction episodes. Top notch! #COYH

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    marvelpharmd
    United States2 years ago
  • Great podcast

    Great guys, not afraid to say it how it is. Excellent content and some added nonsense chucked in for good measure!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Jon Haverwood
    United Kingdom3 years ago
  • Addictive Listening

    A sublime mix of analysis, insight, banter, madness, humility and exasperation.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    OakleyPokley
    United Kingdom3 years ago
  • Chaotically Brilliant

    Without doubt, the best Watford podcast out there. Often talk about a “variety” of subjects (food features quite highly) but utter brilliant whatever the subject matter.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Woody_TW1
    United Kingdom3 years ago

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WATFORD v BURNLEY | OPPOSITION VIEW
Q: What is the overall mood about the season's trajectory after the international break?
There is cautious optimism that both teams can improve with time and a proper run of form, but significant doubts remain about whether they can avoid relegation or secure a top-eight finish without major changes.
WATFORD v BURNLEY | OPPOSITION VIEW
Q: Do the hosts think Nick Iron will stabilize Burnley in the short term?
They are skeptical, noting the short timeline, squad depth, and the owner's decision-making, but acknowledge potential if key players return and the tactical system starts clicking.
WATFORD v BURNLEY | OPPOSITION VIEW
Q: What went wrong with the managerial change at Burnley and Watford?
The guests discuss misalignment between pre-season preparation, injuries, and the new manager's ideas, suggesting that a lack of preseason and disruptive transfers have hampered early results, with some hope that a longer adaptation period may yield improvement.
OPPOSITION VIEW - WFC v CAFC
Q: What do you think the score is going to be when the Valiants come to visit the Hornets at Vicarage Road?
Louis predicts a low-scoring affair, with a 1-1 draw, while the hosts' host Justin leans toward a Charlton win in some banter-filled exchanges.
QPR OPPOSITION VIEW SPECIAL - BONUS EPISODE
Q: What do you think about the Watford vs QPR upcoming match in terms of playoff implications?
The hosts discuss the must-win nature for both clubs to secure playoff spots and the potential for an entertaining, high-scoring game.

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A lively, fan-driven discussion around Watford FC, mixing post-match analysis, transfer chatter, and club culture with input from fans, ex-players, and a rotating roster of guests. Episodes span on-pitch performance, ownership and recruitment debates, arena atmosphere, and humorous banter, often featuring live fan calls, predictions leagues, and cross-club comparisons. Noteworthy are the extended debates, candid fan interactions, and occasional guests who bring expert or comedic perspectives, which give the show a distinctive, accessible vibe for supporters seeking both context and entertainment.

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2. Paul Fiander Turner
3. Dr. Dickie Sutton
4. Jason Rose
5. John Parslow
6. Luke Davis
7. Mark Silver
8. Johnny Hornet

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