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Beardless, D*ckless Me

Kevin Smith, Harley Quinn Smith
The Crucible
Family Dynamics
Nostalgia
Pop Culture
Comedy
John Proctor
Ryan Reynolds
90s Entertainment
Levain Bakery
Disney
Queen Latifah
Childhood Memories
German Shepherds
Loch Ness Monster
Bigfoot
Smitty and Sons
Reincarnation
The 430 Movie
Lucky
Birdie

For 25 years, Kevin Smith has tried to make his beardless, dickless twin of a daughter Harley laugh in real life. Now he does it every week on a podcast.

PublishesWeeklyEpisodes53Foundeda year ago
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Latest Episodes

Harley and Kevin wrap up Beardless, Dickless Me LIVE at Smodcastle Cinemas in Atlantic Highlands, NJ on Sunday, August 3, 2025. PLUS: BACK TO THE ABATTOIR!

Harley and Kevin perform Beardless, Dickless Me LIVE at Smodcastle Cinemas in Atlantic Highlands, NJ on Sunday, August 3, 2025. PLUS: GIVE ME BACK MY NAME!

Kevin learns of a familial connection to a serial killer and Harley has a stray cat story. PLUS: Biting Bill!

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Kevin visits Momily and Harley gets a surprise! PLUS: It's the last studio show! See you LIVE in NJ!

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Jake Shane
Host of the podcast "Therapus," known for his humorous TikTok content.
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Harley Quinn Smith
Daughter of Kevin Smith and an emerging social media personality
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Hosts

Kevin Smith
Co-host and creator of the podcast; known for his humor and storytelling.
Harley Quinn Smith
Co-host and Kevin's daughter; brings youthful perspectives and humor to the show.

Reviews

4.6 out of 5 stars from 264 ratings
  • Your other loyal listener

    Harley, I know you’re baffled by the fact that people listen to this podcast. But allow me to blow your mind for a moment I am a truck driver and over the past week and a half. I have listened to every single episode back to back and I am heartbroken that it has come to an end. I beg you and your old man to keep going without the iHeart regime or start something new. Thank you for the laughs, thank you for the tears and thank you for the company on the road.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    grumpythedj
    United States2 months ago
  • Still in love with this Podcast!!!

    “Give me back my name WOMAN” forever echoes in my mind!!! 🖤🖤🖤

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Just Call Me B
    United States2 months ago
  • LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS SHOW!!!

    Aw man! I am shocked as I heard that the show is ending!!! I love any show that Kevin Smith is on!!!

    You will be missed.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    RoseyJ62
    United States3 months ago
  • One of my absolute favorite podcasts!

    I LOVE this show so much! Their relationship is clearly very strong and I love the dynamic! I’m on my second time listening to the whole thing. I am hoping for “GIVE ME BACK MY NAME, WOMAN!” shirts sometime soon ♥️

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Meggyshell
    United States5 months ago
  • Too many ads and pointless mumbling

    This show should be called “Kevin Smith mumbles and whispers in between ads and you can’t hear a word he says”

    Apple Podcasts
    1
    bAdReviews69Dude
    United States5 months ago

Listeners Say

Key themes from listener reviews, highlighting what works and what could be improved about the show.

Listeners enjoy the heartwarming and humorous dynamics of the father-daughter relationship.
Overall, feedback highlights the show's engaging interactions and the laughter it evokes.
Some critiques mention the prevalence of ads and transitions to political discussions.
Many appreciate the nostalgic references to Kevin Smith's film career and relatable anecdotes.

Chart Rankings

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Apple Podcasts
#89
Argentina/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#218
India/Comedy

Talking Points

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Egg-istential Questions
Q: What's your favorite thing about your amazing daughter?
Kevin admires Harley's emotional maturity and her ability to not care about what other people think.
Egg-istential Questions
Q: Does Kevin Smith still believe in God?
Kevin Smith admits he doesn't believe in God, wishing he did to navigate life easier.
Drone Alone
Q: What comes first, the words or the music?
Usually, somebody comes to the table with instruments, and then I'll write a vocal melody.
About, Above, Across
Q: What happens when we die?
It's uncertain, but some believe our energy transfers onto something else.
The Sin-Eaters
Q: What is the concept of a Sin-Eater?
A Sin-Eater is someone who is paid to eat a meal that contains the sins of another person, absorbing their guilt.

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A humorous exploration of the dynamic relationship between a father and daughter unfolds, focusing on their shared experiences and reflections on life, pop culture, and personal milestones. The conversations weave through a range of topics, from their lives in Hollywood and treasured family traditions to humorous anecdotes about pets. The lighthearted nature of their dialogue invites laughter and nostalgia, with moments of introspection about family, identity, and the entertainment industry. The exchanges are enriched by witty banter, making it a relatable experience for listeners who connect with themes of familial love and laughter. This engaging blend of heartwarming and comedic storytelling is likely to resonate with a wide audience loo... more

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