
A one-man scripted show about horror movies from the VHS era. Reviews say, "Funny and insightful", "Film history with a soothing voice" and "Densely informative". Subscribe away!
| Publishes | Twice monthly | Episodes | 28 | Founded | 7 years ago |
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| Categories | Film ReviewsFilm HistoryTV & Film | ||||

The Retro Podcast Massacre is finished!
But here's episode 1 of the new podcast - The Big Screen Biograph!
If you liked it, please subscribe to the new show at any of the sites below...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/the-big-screen-b... more
THIS EPISODE INCLUDES FULL SPOILERS FOR THE RING
In this episode, Val watches as many Ring films as he can possibly stand (all but one).
We look at the entire plot of the original Ring movie, to see how it compares to the American remake. Is the ... more
THIS EPISODE CONTAINS MINOR SPOILERS
Join Val for a short episode on the little-seen, little-known, criminally-underappreciated Australian splatter comedy, "The Roly Poly Man".
A film SO obscure we could find out almost NOTHING about it. So Val do... more
THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ONLY LIGHT SPOILERS
Kia ora koutou, Willing Participants!
Come to New Zealand with us, for this very Kiwi episode of The Retro Podcast Massacre!
Val takes a look at the splatstick years of Peter Jackson, from building m... more
WARNING: This episode contains significant spoilers for the film Halloween III.
In this episode, Val looks back on the troubled history of the film Halloween III: Season of the Witch.
It was a sequel that John Carpenter and Debra Hill didn't want t... more
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
In this festive episode of The Retro Podcast Massacre, Val takes you back to Edinburgh. A medieval city, where past links to the present.
We focus on two tales from famed Scottish author Robert Louis Stevenson - Dr. Jekyll and Mr.... more
THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ONLY MILD SPOILERS
In this episode, Val looks back at Stephen King's first collection of short stories, "Night Shift" published in 1978.
This slim volume contained enough material to inspire movies, sequels, tv show episodes, ... more
THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ONLY MILD SPOILERS
In this dramatic episode of The Retro Podcast Massacre, the podcast is taken over by Val's EVIL TWIN Hal, who is determined the turn the Willing Participants into an army of unthinking drones!
But first, Hal... more
First of all, host has a voice born for podcasting. Secondly, the format is great and the show is funny yet insightful. Loved the episode on The Exorcist sage. Subscribed!
The production on this podcast is truly wonderful and the knowledge and trivia brought to the table about so many different films makes it a gold mine for anyone looking for something a little out of the ordinary. If you’re not there for the content then go for the host’s voice, you may think that they’ve just plucked a recording out of an old horror film and shoved it into a podcast, never had anyone sounded so right for a genre.
Stumbled across this gem searching for anything about director Pete Walker and have to say it’s excellent. The host has a good style showing excellent knowledge but also injecting a fair amount of humour
Fun podcast with great topics and discussions! ***** Five Star Podcast *****
Extremely listenable one-man show. Clearly a lot of work goes into this one (writing, performing, editing) and it all shines through in the finished product. Densely informative. Subscribe away!
You’ll love this one man show
5 minutes into the podcast I thought it was awesome but by 10 minutes I loved it. Super smart commentary on the movies being dissected with a perfect sense of humor. Plus that voice gives the whole thing a wonderful since of being classy and trashy at the same time. It’s wonderful.
Started off with the Stepfather episode and absolutely loved it! Val is funny in an effortless way and makes me wish I've watched these movies. He also has a soothing voice so there is a delay in realising he is saying some shocking things lol Add it to your podcast rotation, dear review reader. Subscribe and listen now!
Val Thomas has a voice like satin pyjamas, which has me a little envious, as mine is more like a pair of ripped corduroy dungarees. His Retro Podcast Massacre is a campish, smart, well considered trailer for the VHS movies my Mum wouldn’t let me rent. Val draws on the perspectives of the writers, directors and critics of older horror films, and then stirs them into his own entertaining and informative reflections. The result is a Podcast series which teaches, entertains, and is perversely great ... more
How this podcast ranks in the Apple Podcasts, Spotify and YouTube charts.
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