
We’re your fearless conductors, navigating the wild world of parenting, relationships, community, and all those chaotic little disasters in between. Expect unfiltered stories, laugh-out-loud moments, and the kind of relatable stuff that’ll have you shouting, “SAME." No filters. No fluff. Just real and raw content, one episode at a time. Hop aboard the Mess Express — where the only thing more real ... more
| Publishes | Weekly | Episodes | 23 | Founded | a year ago |
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| Categories | ParentingKids & Family | ||||

Happy Holidays… or Merry Christmas? We’re diving into the festive debates, traditions, and funny realities that come with the holiday season.
In this episode, we chat about why “Happy Holidays” has become a more inclusive greeting, the age-old debat... more
In this episode, Craig and Vanessa Simpson celebrate the season one finale of their podcast. They reflect on the journey, discussing favorite moments, the unexpected direction the season took, and their plans for season two. The episode is filled wit... more
In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss various family traditions and challenges they face during the holiday season. They reflect on their podcast journey, share insights about Christmas preparations, and explore the dynamics of parenting during ... more
In this episode, Lindsay from Lynn River Farm shares her journey of starting a family-run farm that focuses on organic produce and community-supported agriculture. She discusses the challenges of beginning a farm, the daily operations, and the import... more
In this episode, Craig and Vanessa discuss the challenges of Sundays, often referred to as 'Sunday Scaries.' They explore the chaos of family life, the pressure of preparing for the week ahead, and the unrealistic portrayals of Sundays on social medi... more
Craig and Vanessa Simpson dive into family life, discussing their children's evolving styles, the influence of peers, and the balance between self-expression and maintaining values. They also explore the challenges of busy schedules, the importance o... more
Craig and Vanessa Simpson discuss the joys and challenges of hosting holiday parties, sharing personal anecdotes and humorous insights about Thanksgiving and party planning. They explore the dynamics of hosting versus attending, the stress of prepara... more
In this Thanksgiving special episode, Craig and Vanessa prepare festive dishes and drinks for their family gathering. They explore new recipes, including a Brussels sprouts casserole and a buffalo chicken dip served in carved pumpkins. The duo shares... more
Love the podcast so far! The stories are so real, raw, and relatable-feels like we’re catching up. I usually dread walking on the treadmill, but now I actually look forward to it because I get to “hang out” with you guys. Keep doing what you’re doing, the stories are the best!
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