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Got A Problem Mate? Award winning comics Bilal Zafar & Joey Page take on all the problems in the world, from guests and listeners to Coleen Nolan!? It might not be the best advice in the world, but advice it is. Send your problems in to gotaproblemmate@gmail.com for a chance at the boys giving you some guidance. For enquiries contact gotaproblemmate@Gmail.com Find us on your favourite social media... more

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Latest Episodes

The earliest ever GAPM to be recorded at 9.30am. Bilal is tired, Joey is wired, which makes for a great episode. We get into your 'top 20 wrong'uns of summer', Bilal updates us on his crazy Edinburgh Fringe experience and Joey is going on a writing r... more

Bilal is at the Edinburgh fringe, Joey is in his flat. We talk about reviews, some regrets about past guests, Ricky Gervais' Alley Cats and Joey is cooking up a new feature!Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or searching for 'Got a pr... more

Our first LIVE streamed episode was a big success! Lots of fun and the WINNER or the Rogues of Entertainment is finally revealed! Special guest Gareth Dutton aka Gary Dooton also pops in!

Get in touch by emailing GotaProblemMate@gmail.com or search... more

Look , they have returned! Joey does a really serious section for some reason but don't worry, he also did some class bits. Classic features return of course and a very important chat about the ethics of bantering.

Get in touch by emailing GotaProb... more

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Recent Guests

Peter Blexley
Ex-cop who went undercover and did witness protection; regular GB News contributor
GB News
Episode: GAPM REGRETS
Gary Dooton
Photographer and live-show photographer for GAPM
GAPM
Episode: GAPM LIVE STREAM BONANZA
Luke McQueen
Guest on GAPM, comedian
Standalone comedian
Episode: LUKE MCQUEEN | SHE THINKS I'M A WORM
Milo Edwards
Comedian and guest on GAPM
Freelance comedian
Episode: MILO EDWARDS IS TOO CLEVER FOR US
Jake Lambert
Guest on episode, touring comedian
Episode: JAKE LAMBERT AND JOEY'S DRIVING
Chris Kirby
Friend of the show; appears as a guest for the problem segment
Unclear
Episode: THE FRENCH ULTRAS
Paul Hilleard
BBC Comedy New Comedy Award winner, guest on GAPM
Independent comedian
Episode: PAUL HILLEARD EATS CEREAL
Zoe Brownstone
Comedian and guest on show
Episode: ZOE BROWNSTONE'S SOUP
Christopher Macarthur-Boyd
Scottish comedian and podcaster
Various podcasts, including Here Comes The Guillotine
Episode: CHRISTOPHER MACARTHUR-BOYD & THE INEDIBLE RICE

Hosts

Bilal Zafar
Co-host and comedian known for banter, framing episodes, and live show energy.
Joey Page
Co-host driving banter, crowd work, and recurring segments; leads riffs and live show energy.

Reviews

5.0 out of 5 stars from 170 ratings
  • Great

    Bilal for vice president

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Rikimari
    United Kingdom2 months ago
  • It’s a GAPM!

    The only podcast where they actually beg you to subscribe & give 5 stars.

    Come on! Help the lads out by listening to their great pod & join in Discord if you like. Note the great editing by Bilal himself & learn some news recipes

    Top banter

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Luffdee
    United Kingdom2 months ago
  • That’s a GAPM

    Have you ever sat in a pub with your mates and just sat there and found GAPM segments in the pub? It’s one of the best bits of fun you’ll ever have in a night.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Gawge
    United Kingdom7 months ago
  • That’s some good gear, salut!

    That’s a GPAM

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    P_C_P
    United Kingdom7 months ago
  • If I may say, what a GAPM, lock me up I don’t care

    This is my favourite podcast, I love it. Can I pretty please just request you turn the sound up up up? It too quiet. I have to lie still to hear it then rewind whenever I laugh. Thanks!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    AlexKebab
    United Kingdom8 months ago

Listeners Say

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Listeners love the mix of stories, banter, and audience interaction, calling it relatable and entertaining.
Audience enjoys the lighthearted problem-solving vibe and recurring segments that keep episodes fresh.
Fans praise the chemistry between hosts and guests, highlighting authentic, buddy-banter energy.

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Talking Points

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ETHICAL BANTERING
Q: My question for you, Bilal, is what is the weirdest thing that's made you cry?
There are bits of music that trigger strong emotions for Bilal, including a Bjork song with a piano and another with a distinct orchestral flourish; these moments are personal and move him deeply.
PAUL HILLEARD EATS CEREAL
Q: What would you order in a cafe?
Paul mentions a bacon, egg, black pudding combination in a bun, and discusses preference for a heavy, chef-style bread and sauces.
PAUL HILLEARD EATS CEREAL
Q: When was the last time you ate pulled pork?
Paul says it was last year, around November or December, and notes it's not something he's had recently.
ZOE BROWNSTONE'S SOUP
Q: How did Zoe end up doing stand-up in the United Kingdom?
She described moving from Amsterdam to London due to immigration and the local comedy scene, eventually building her career in the UK.
LIVE IN LEICESTER!
Q: What is your favorite conspiracy theory?
Bilal mentions he has been watching videos about Freemasons and their signs in London, while Joey brings up an interesting theory about Jeffrey Epstein possibly being alive.

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What is GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? about and what kind of topics does it cover?

A witty, beer-garden vibe show where two hosts riff with comedians, performers, and occasional guests on everyday problems, storytelling, and pop-culture tangents. Episodes blend banter, rapid-fire bits, audience interaction, and running segments like Vet the Guest, Looky Likey lookalikes, and light interludes on touring life, media antics, and personal anecdotes. Listeners can expect a heavy emphasis on humor, informal advice, and playful debates about current events and celebrity culture, with a strong emphasis on camaraderie between hosts and recurring guests. A standout trait is the relaxed, improv-forward format that leans into banter, crowd work, and audience participation, making it approachable for fans of casual, club-night humor a... more

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Recent guests on GAPM | Got A Problem Mate? include:

1. Peter Blexley
2. Gary Dooton
3. Luke McQueen
4. Milo Edwards
5. Jake Lambert
6. Chris Kirby
7. Paul Hilleard
8. Zoe Brownstone

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