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5D Chess Podcast – Welcome to 5D Chess with Patrick Haubold

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God just spoke for the FIRST TIME EVER to the entire Universe… and He chose the 4D Chess Podcast to do it.

After 2000 years of silence, the very first book of the Bible has been completely rewritten — Genesis 2.0 drops NOW through raw, unfiltered ar... more

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ATTENTION: To the most corrupt people on earth, the liars, the thieves, the killers, and the politicians, the power-hungry monsters who run the world. The child traffickers and the cartels listen close.

I challenge anyone to kill m... more

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I found the Holy Grail hiding in Proverbs 8 — it’s Sophia, God’s daughter, and she loves me.

Then I met her mother Barbelo — the very first thought of creation and God’s way better half.

To prove Commandment #1 (No Fear), I walked... more

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I'm adding a 4th commandment:

4th: Pick up 4 pieces of trash daily. This is the Angels commandment. 44.

Love isn’t a feeling. It's a choice.

It’s a brutal, conscious choice you make every single day, even when it hurts, even when i... more

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Patrick Haubold
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4.3 out of 5 stars from 15 ratings
  • Joseph Martinez

    What’s up coach I’ve been listening to these podcast actually pretty good I never thought I would be the kind to listen to a podcast I didn’t even know you did this but are you going ever come back.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Joseph Martinez 67
    United States2 months ago
  • Fact-free rants

    UPDATE: I listened to the first episode of the analysis of HR 1. This episode highlights the lack of comprehensive analysis in the podcast, and needs a more descriptive name.

    The first point he emphasized many times is “if you don’t want higher taxes, then vote for this bill.” I assume he means “ask your representatives to vote for it.” To oversimplify this bill to a black/white choice is very non-4D. Lol. There is far more to this bill than that. He doesn’t break down key features he considers... more

    Apple Podcasts
    3
    Skwarepeg
    United Statesa year ago
  • Fact-free rants

    They call this 4D Chess, but it’s really just more of the same ol’ checkers game: rants and accusations presented as factual without making reasoned arguments or giving support for the arguments. Overflowing with straw-man arguments and no actual analysis or knowledge. It oozes snark. Disappointing.

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    1
    Skwarepeg
    United Statesa year ago
  • Phenomenal

    Very good podcast, highly recommended other people to listen

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Acocksta
    United States2 years ago
  • 😮‍💨😮‍💨

    Absolutely fantastic Mr. Haubold.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    ya boi chief
    United States2 years ago

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What is 5D Chess about and what kind of topics does it cover?

A thought-provoking show that blends mysticism, personal narrative, and provocative social commentary. Episodes frequently center on a self-styled reality-bending cosmology, dialogues with divine figures, and critiques of established institutions, religion, and mainstream science. The host leans into dramatic storytelling, moral philosophy, and conspiracy-adjacent ideas, all delivered with humor and high energy. Listeners are likely drawn to ambitious, boundary-pushing explorations of faith, power, and truth, often framed as a personal spiritual journey and a call to rethink received wisdom.

What stands out is the consistent fusion of spiritual mysticism with esoteric science and political critique, delivered in a solo, theater-like style.... more

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