
A weekly movie podcast hosted by stand up comedians Ryan Cullen and Mark Nelson. Join them as they pick apart their film of the week. They might discuss movies, they might not, it’ll be a laugh anyway. Argumentative, unqualified and very very funny. Cullen and Nelson are Absolute Cuts.
| Publishes | Weekly | Episodes | 138 | Founded | 3 years ago |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Number of Listeners | Category | Comedy | |||

"Are you trying to mug me off in front of my pals?"
Episode 138 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2004 granny smashing, Chelsea booting, Zeberdeeing classic The Football Factory. Ryan and Mark talk about Scotland fa... more
"I'd rather die like a man than live like a coward"
Episode 137 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2005 chain wearing, bullet proof vesting, gangsta rapping classic Get Rich Or Die Tryin. Ryan and Mark talk about Chr... more
"Put the bunny back in the box"
Episode 136 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1997 Billy Bedlaming, Diamond Dogging, Cyrus Da Damn Virusing classic Con Air. Ryan and Mark talk about Cullen's worst death for years, w... more
"Time to separate the man from the boys."
Episode 135 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1988 constant montageing, face gurning, leg splitting classic Bloodsport. Ryan and Mark talk about sober podcasters, removing s... more
People also subscribe to these shows.





After realising in Feb this year that these pair do this podcast I have binged every public episode. Absolute class and love listening to the banter. Cullen gets caught out by Nelson over and over and it’s hilarious. Now to find time to sign up to the Patreon and get through those eps. Keep it up and enjoy the shortbreads
Very addictive listening and makes me want to check out these guys stand up. There's something riding in Denver.
Very addictive listening and makes me want to check out these guys stand up. There's something riding in Denver.
Class and utterly horrifying in equal measure.
Sound
Key themes from listener reviews, highlighting what works and what could be improved about the show.









Recent interactions between the hosts and their guests.
Listeners, social reach, demographics and more for this podcast.
| Listeners per Episode | |
|---|---|
| Gender Skew | |
| Location | |
| Interests | |
| Professions | |
| Age Range | |
| Household Income | |
| Social Media Reach |
A weekly duo-driven movie conversation that blends sharp film analysis with freewheeling banter and pop-culture tangents. Episodes typically dissect a chosen film scene-by-scene, peppered with personal anecdotes, rival viewpoints, and humorous riffs on everything from memes to contemporary culture. The format often includes tangential stories about the film's production, casting, or industry trivia, plus loose discussions about broader social topics, technology, and current events through a playful lens. The pairing's dynamic—quick wit, strong opinions, and genuine chemistry—helps the show stand out, especially for listeners who enjoy entertaining, outspoken takes and banter as much as film critique. Potential sponsors may benefit from a de... more
Rephonic provides a wide range of podcast stats for this podcast. We scanned the web and collated all of the information that we could find in our comprehensive podcast database. See how many people listen to this podcast and access YouTube viewership numbers, download stats, audience demographics, chart rankings, ratings, reviews and more.
Rephonic provides a full set of podcast information for three million podcasts, including the number of listeners. View further listenership figures for this podcast, including podcast download numbers and subscriber numbers, so you can make better decisions about which podcasts to sponsor or be a guest on. You will need to upgrade your account to access this premium data.
Rephonic provides comprehensive predictive audience data for this podcast, including gender skew, age, country, political leaning, income, professions, education level, and interests. You can access these listener demographics by upgrading your account.
To see how many followers or subscribers this podcast has on Spotify and other platforms such as Castbox and Podcast Addict, simply upgrade your account. You'll also find viewership figures for their YouTube channel if they have one.
These podcasts share a similar audience with this podcast:
1. Some Laugh
2. Fin vs History
3. Problematic Pub Podcast
4. What Did You Do Yesterday? with Max Rushden & David O'Doherty
5. Chatabix
this podcast launched 3 years ago and published 138 episodes to date. You can find more information about this podcast including rankings, audience demographics and engagement in our podcast database.
Our systems regularly scour the web to find email addresses and social media links for this podcast. We scanned the web and collated all of the contact information that we could find in our podcast database. But in the unlikely event that you can't find what you're looking for, our concierge service lets you request our research team to source better contacts for you.
Rephonic pulls ratings and reviews for this podcast from multiple sources, including Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Castbox, and Podcast Addict.
View all the reviews in one place instead of visiting each platform individually and use this information to decide if a show is worth pitching or not.
Rephonic provides full transcripts for episodes of this podcast. Search within each transcript for your keywords, whether they be topics, brands or people, and figure out if it's worth pitching as a guest or sponsor. You can even set-up alerts to get notified when your keywords are mentioned.
Recent guests on this podcast include:
1. Paul Smith
2. Stephen Reilly
3. Daniel Sloss
To view more recent guests and their details, simply upgrade your Rephonic account. You'll also get access to a typical guest profile to help you decide if the show is worth pitching.