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Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen

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Christmas
Comedy
Die Hard
NFL
Hollywood
Bruce Willis
Football
American Football
Goodfellas
Leon: the Professional
Sex and the City 2
Dennis Hopper
The Notebook
Any Given Sunday
Cameron Diaz
Sex and the City
Home Alone 2: Lost In New York
Anaconda
Romeo Must Die
Hard Boiled

A weekly movie podcast hosted by stand up comedians Ryan Cullen and Mark Nelson. Join them as they pick apart their film of the week. They might discuss movies, they might not, it’ll be a laugh anyway. Argumentative, unqualified and very very funny. Cullen and Nelson are Absolute Cuts.

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Latest Episodes

"Are you trying to mug me off in front of my pals?"

Episode 138 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2004 granny smashing, Chelsea booting, Zeberdeeing classic The Football Factory. Ryan and Mark talk about Scotland fa... more

"I'd rather die like a man than live like a coward"

Episode 137 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2005 chain wearing, bullet proof vesting, gangsta rapping classic Get Rich Or Die Tryin. Ryan and Mark talk about Chr... more

"Put the bunny back in the box"

Episode 136 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1997 Billy Bedlaming, Diamond Dogging, Cyrus Da Damn Virusing classic Con Air. Ryan and Mark talk about Cullen's worst death for years, w... more

"Time to separate the man from the boys."

Episode 135 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1988 constant montageing, face gurning, leg splitting classic Bloodsport. Ryan and Mark talk about sober podcasters, removing s... more

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Recent Guests

Paul Smith
Special guest, comedian
Episode: ABSOLUTE CUTS SPECIAL LIVE EPISODE FROM AUSTRIA
Stephen Reilly
A listener and Patreon supporter who interacts with the hosts.
Episode: Absolute Cuts #103 - SUPERMAN (1978)
Daniel Sloss
Comedian and guest on the podcast
Stand-up Comedy
Episode: Absolute Cuts #82 : THE LONGEST YARD

Hosts

Mark Nelson
Co-host and principal presenter; known for sharp critique and banter; affiliated with podcast team.
Ryan Cullen
Co-host; delivers energetic riffs and humor, often driving conversations and callbacks.

Reviews

4.9 out of 5 stars from 249 ratings
  • What a pair of absolute cuts

    After realising in Feb this year that these pair do this podcast I have binged every public episode. Absolute class and love listening to the banter. Cullen gets caught out by Nelson over and over and it’s hilarious. Now to find time to sign up to the Patreon and get through those eps. Keep it up and enjoy the shortbreads

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Duff1969
    United Kingdom3 months ago
  • Ryan Cullen making Mark Nelson look smart(ish)

    Very addictive listening and makes me want to check out these guys stand up. There's something riding in Denver.

    Audible
    5
    james scanlon
    United States4 months ago
  • Very addictive listening and makes me want to check out these guys stand up. There's something riding in Denver.

    Audible
    5
    james scanlon
    United States4 months ago
  • Best film podcast going

    Class and utterly horrifying in equal measure.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Richard Cobb
    United Kingdom2 years ago
  • Sound

    Sound

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Stoddo84
    United Kingdom2 years ago

Listeners Say

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Consistently funny and engaging, even when not agreeing.
Lively hosts who mix movie analysis with relatable stories.
Chemistry and banter are the engine here, with smart film takes.

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Talking Points

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Absolute Cuts #124 - STREET KINGS
Q: Is Keanu Reeves the best action star of all time?
Mark asserts that he might be, citing his extensive filmography that includes major action franchises, while Ryan agrees placing him in the top five.
Absolute Cuts #101 - RESERVOIR DOGS
Q: Do you think this is the ultimate 90s film?
No, not even close.
Absolute Cuts #87 : DOGMA
Q: Is the original immaculate conception considered to be rape?
The hosts debate whether the immaculate conception could be seen as a form of rape, discussing the implications of consent and divine intervention.
Absolute Cuts #64 - WRONG TURN (Halloween Special)
Q: Who was your favorite inbred?
Ryan prefers Three Finger, whereas Mark likes the archer from Wrong Turn.
Absolute Cuts #37 - MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
Q: Do you think Cruz shags her?
They discuss the ambiguity in the character dynamics and whether Tom Cruise's character is involved romantically.

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What is This Podcast about and what kind of topics does it cover?

A weekly duo-driven movie conversation that blends sharp film analysis with freewheeling banter and pop-culture tangents. Episodes typically dissect a chosen film scene-by-scene, peppered with personal anecdotes, rival viewpoints, and humorous riffs on everything from memes to contemporary culture. The format often includes tangential stories about the film's production, casting, or industry trivia, plus loose discussions about broader social topics, technology, and current events through a playful lens. The pairing's dynamic—quick wit, strong opinions, and genuine chemistry—helps the show stand out, especially for listeners who enjoy entertaining, outspoken takes and banter as much as film critique. Potential sponsors may benefit from a de... more

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