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Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes
Sweden
Comedy
Reverse Theft
Crime Solving Rate
True Crime
Mayonnaise
Wedding Beans
Non-Crime Crimes
Tiny Suit
Fecal Matter Incident
Detective Agency
Police
The Case Of the Tiny Suitcase
Forensic Science
Hawaiian Shirt Fashion Show
Alcohol Blackouts
Survey Results
Chipping Norton
Rectal Stickers
Rectal Use Only Stickers

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? was a question shared by brides Helen McLaughlin and Karen Whitehouse after they tied the knot on 11 August, 2018 on a boat in Amsterdam. It was a question that launched a podcast, which led to the hiring of unqualified detective Lauren Kilby, the purchase of a €99 lie detector, and the bothering of some of the world’s best forensic experts - all in an attempt ... more

PublishesTwice monthlyEpisodes56Founded6 years ago
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Latest Episodes

In this new series of quarterly bonus episodes, we sit down with Performance Consultant Helen McLaughlin (formerly Assistant to the Assistant Detective) to conduct a comprehensive review of our investigative performance.

Using industry-leading metri... more

It’s time for the final showdown with the perp.

The trap is set. Billy will arrive at Tobin’s house, expecting to see his friend for a pop up nacho event.

But his friend Tobin will not be there, and there will be no nachos tonight.

Instead two det... more

The phone number we’ve been accidentally sitting on this whole time is finally called, and the voice on the other end is a shock to say the least.

Is this really the work of one person? Or could there be a wider network of mayonnaise molesters opera... more

Detective Lauren Kilby is no longer just a detective. She is now a victim.

Three anonymous deliveries. Unsolicited and increasing in size. Containing a substance that she hates more than anything… 

Mayonnaise.

Someone in her inner circle is behind... more

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Recent Guests

Billy Linker
Guest on trial-style interrogation episode
Unclear
Episode: S3 E26 Mayonnaise Madness - Part Three
Clodagh Bucks-Cole
Mayonnaise expert / sommelier
Cafe Bucks in Amsterdam
Episode: S3 E25 Mayonnaise Madness - Part Two
Michael The Mayonnaise Merchant
Guest on the episode discussing mayonnaise-related deliveries
Mayonnaise business (MMM)
Episode: S3 E24 Mayonnaise Madness - Part One
Matt Wright
Key Witness and Suspect, Primitive Survival Rating, 9.8
Primitive Survival Team
Episode: S3 E20 Boob Bandit - Part One
Amber Hargrove
Suspect, Survival Rating 8.8, Special skill fishing
Survivor team
Episode: S3 E20 Boob Bandit - Part One
EJ Snyder
Suspect/participant, Survival Rating 9.1, Team player, special skill fire
Survival show cast
Episode: S3 E20 Boob Bandit - Part One
Was (Was—)”
Suspect, Survival Rating 9.0, Mystery figure, physical stamina
Survival show cast
Episode: S3 E20 Boob Bandit - Part One
Dr. Andrea Akita
Folklorist and urban legend specialist
East Carolina University
Episode: S3 E19 Doggy Bag - Part Five
Arthur Goldstruck
Expert on urban legends and author
Penguin
Episode: S3 E18 Doggy Bag - Part Four

Hosts

Karen Whitehouse
Co-host and detective with a recurring role in guiding investigations and interrogations.
Helen McLaughlin
Co-host and investigator; frequently guides the flow of discussion and analysis.

Reviews

4.6 out of 5 stars from 6.1k ratings
  • Never Solved

    They never solve the case and just grasp at straws the entire time. Their humor carries them for a couple episodes but they interview the same 3 people over and over and find other non creative ways to drag out the show.

    Apple Podcasts
    2
    HinkDidIt
    United States21 days ago
  • An utter delight!

    Incredible people. However, horrible detectives.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    AnnaLouise014
    United States23 days ago
  • Amazing

    This is the absolute best

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    The frog wizard 3
    Australiaa month ago
  • Incredible stuff

    I love them all and every episode is perfect but I relate to Helen on a deeply spiritual level

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    bonbonbon36
    United Statesa month ago
  • Awfully good.

    I REALLY enjoyed the second season; it was a really delightful ride.

    Working through the “boob bandit” currently. It’s alright - still lots of laughs but without as much wild conjecture. But the breast meat/boob connection is just too much. I mean, unless you’re a 9 year old boy. Ugh.

    Apple Podcasts
    4
    girlrudy
    Canada2 months ago

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Listeners praise the show's humor and chemistry among hosts.
Fans appreciate the balance of lightheartedness with occasional serious ethical discussions.

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Apple Podcasts
#246
United Kingdom/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#206
Italy/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#220
Australia/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#61
Ukraine/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#63
Saudi Arabia/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#123
Denmark/Comedy

Talking Points

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S3 E20 Boob Bandit - Part One
Q: Who is currently the main suspect given the testimonies?
The group is split, with Amber and Dave appearing as primary suspects due to proximity to the pot and the feminine-hand claim, but there is significant doubt and shifting opinions among the six. EJ and Was are also in the mix with competing evidence and motivations.
S3 E19 Doggy Bag - Part Five
Q: How do you plan to keep track of how this legend spreads?
We'll rely on our network and colleagues to monitor any sightings of the story in folk gatherings.
S3 E19 Doggy Bag - Part Five
Q: Do you think the pet owner's death narrative will change as it spreads?
Absolutely, as stories propagate, the details often morph, reflecting each storyteller's spin.
S3 E19 Doggy Bag - Part Five
Q: What do you think makes a story an urban legend?
It's all about the storytelling, detail, and the emotional impact it carries that makes people want to share it.
S3 E17 Doggy Bag - Part Three
Q: What percentage do you think the story is true?
I'm quite convinced it's true, about 90% certainty based on how I know my friend to be.

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The show blends lighthearted detective work with true-crime framing, delivering comedic interrogations, playful mock-investigations, and real-world commentary on privacy, ethics, and social dynamics. Across episodes, the trio tackles bizarre, often humorous cases—ranging from a mayonnaise-delivery prank to a bachelor party mystery—while bringing in guests and experts to test theories. The tone remains irreverent yet insightful, making it attractive to listeners who enjoy entertainment that plays with investigative tropes without taking itself too seriously. A standout is the sustained team chemistry and a willingness to experiment with formats, including live interrogations, legal debates, and audience-submitted cases.

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Recent guests on this podcast include:

1. Billy Linker
2. Clodagh Bucks-Cole
3. Michael The Mayonnaise Merchant
4. Matt Wright
5. Amber Hargrove
6. EJ Snyder
7. Was (Was—)”
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