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The Clopen Effect

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Retail
Customer Service
Cheese
Halloween
Tiktok
Chocolate
Virtual Meetings
Christmas
Competitive Eating
Covid-19
Third Shift Work
Holiday Shopping
Credit Cards
Remote Work
Italian Cuisine
Government Cheese
Switzerland
Egypt
American Cuisine
Inventory Management

Welcome to The Clopen Effect, a Funny Retail Podcast! Join us every week as we share our lives working in retail. Our lineup features fantastic guests, including local business owners, seasoned retail professionals, and the occasional surprise musician and artist. We're Basically Famous®! “By far the most relatable, humbling, and funniest podcast I’ve ever listened to! It keeps me busy at work, la... more

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Many words that sound negative, intimidating, or even insulting have evolved to take on positive meanings when used in everyday conversation. Terms like awesome, savage, badass, and wicked are often used to praise someone's talent, confidence, creati... more

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Meredith surprises Cass with a 'How Many?' quiz! Can you guess how many bananas fit in a shopping cart? Or how many rotisserie chickens would it take to weigh the same as a forklift? Random, we know!

Also, the difference between a chipmunk and a gro... more

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From Chick-fil-A to Popeyes, America’s fried chicken wars became a billion-dollar battle over seasoning, sauces, sandwiches, and regional loyalty - with consumers treating their favorite chicken chain like a sports team.

Warning labels took over pro... more

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June 14th - Live event at Kishwaukee Brewing!

All - let's learn to zipper merge in traffic, caps and gowns go wrong during graduation, and all the other stories that come to mind when we are together.

All The Clopen Links: linktr.ee/theclop... more

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Recent Guests

Dana Goldstein
Author of Spent and multiple novels; former retail worker turned author
Author
Episode: On the Phone with Author Dana Goldstein
Melinda Mackk
M of Mackk, directs education, coaching and team development
Salon Mackk
Episode: Once You Go Salon Mackk, You Never Go Back
Andie Mackk
A in Mackk, in charge of finances and inventory
Salon Mackk
Episode: Once You Go Salon Mackk, You Never Go Back
Karin Mackk
Payroll and social media marketing lead
Salon Mackk
Episode: Once You Go Salon Mackk, You Never Go Back
Kristin Mackk
Front desk lead and day-to-day operations
Salon Mackk
Episode: Once You Go Salon Mackk, You Never Go Back
Judy DeGutis
Director (longtime staff member) of the Sparrow's Nest stores, Home of the Sparrow
Home of the Sparrow
Episode: Home of the Sparrow - Judy and Holly
Secret Squirrel
Guest with insider retail security perspective
Episode: Secret Squirrel 3
Drew's Mother
Drew's mother who underwent gastric bypass surgery
Episode: Drew and a half Mom

Hosts

Meredith
Host focused on retail life, personal stories, and leadership insights
Cass
Co-host with a focus on humor, operations, and guest coordination

Reviews

5.0 out of 5 stars from 47 ratings
  • Marcus

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    Apple Podcasts
    5
    focusedvariable
    United States3 months ago
  • Best retail podcast out there

    If you are looking for some real life retail stories and advice that is also humorous this is the podcast to listen too!!! These two women are as real as it gets and are so hilarious!!!! They make my week keep up the great work ladies!!!!!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    shannon fuller
    United States2 years ago
  • By far the most relatable, humbling and funniest podcast I've ever listened to! Keeps me busy at work laughing and always shaking my head in agreeance and remembering old horror stories myself. Then again its not always just horror stories... give these hilarious women a listen, you wont be wasting your time!

    Podchaser
    5
    Marcella Smith
    2 years ago
  • Tales from retail

    FUNNY! Keep it going. Made me laugh while driving and having flashbacks from my many CLOPENS!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    UR3volution
    United States3 years ago
  • Funny podcast about Retail life!!

    Podchaser
    5
    Cassandra
    4 years ago

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Great for listeners who love behind-the-counter life and real-world tips.
Relatable retail stories with humor and heart.
Energetic hosts and entertaining guests that keep you coming back.
Honest takes on retail life that many can relate to.
Genuine and funny; feels like chatting with friends.

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Home of the Sparrow - Judy and Holly
Q: How many people work with you across the Sparrow's Nest stores?
We have 68 staff and just under 300 volunteers, with seven stores and a robust volunteer program.
Fox Hole Pizza and Pub, McHenry IL
Q: Where can customers find Fox Hole Pizza and Pub?
You can find us at 3308 West Elm Street, McHenry.
Fox Hole Pizza and Pub, McHenry IL
Q: What was involved in the renovations you had to complete?
We had to completely remodel the kitchen, including obtaining health department licenses and reorganizing staff.
Fox Hole Pizza and Pub, McHenry IL
Q: What was your biggest trial and error during the opening?
Getting used to the new POS system was a challenge, resulting in some order mix-ups during peak times.

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Two retail-focused hosts share relatable, witty anecdotes from daily work life, mixed with practical tips, business stories, and candid conversations with guests who run local shops, nonprofits, or creative ventures. Episodes balance humor with real-world examples—from customer quirks and store operations to community collaborations and branding strategies—creating a friendly, behind-the-counter vibe that resonates with retail workers and small-business audiences alike. Noteworthy angles include leadership dynamics in women-led teams, community partnerships, and the blend of personal life with entrepreneurial hustle, making it helpful for listeners who want actionable takeaways and entertaining anecdotes without heavy industry jargon.

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1. Dana Goldstein
2. Melinda Mackk
3. Andie Mackk
4. Karin Mackk
5. Kristin Mackk
6. Judy DeGutis
7. Secret Squirrel
8. Drew's Mother

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