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ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

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Diddy
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Nigeria
Donald Trump
Drake
Racial Hierarchy
Parenting Styles
Gender Roles
Youth Trust Issues

Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us. Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com

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This week's topics: • Britain's Heatwave • Buying fans every year • Painting & decorating • Begrundgindly going out • Drinking and driving • Drugs and driving • Political changeovers • #StavrosSays : The Bear [www.disneyplus.com/en-gb/browse/... more

This week's topics: • Avirex Jackets • Inferior Costco Products • 65" Tv is minimum for a man's happiness • Smart TV problems • Technology Tracking • Men taking girl kids to which gender public toilet • Not approaching women at work [first] • New UK ... more

This week, we welcome guest Queen Sim [of the Cocoa Sistahs Podcast] and discuss: • Burning ANPR cameras • Empathy v Sympathy • Neurodivergence breakdown • ADHD breakdown • How to asses who is on the spectrum • Lazy parenting or actual spectrum behav... more

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DJ Wiley
DJ and football fan, featured in the episode for discussions on football history and trends.
Eloquently Saying Nothing Podcast
Episode: ESN #536 : The Football, Brandy & Coke Episode (Feat. Mr Wileycat DJ & Sanni)
Mrs. Wolf
Resident medical professional and nurse with 15 years of experience
NHS
Episode: ESN #530 : The Sexual Dysfunction Episode
Darran Griffiths
A guest speaker, adding insight into social issues and culture
Episode: ESN #520 : The Cocaine Privilege Episode Feat Darran Griffiths
Queen Sim
A frequent guest on the podcast, adding insights on cultural and social issues.
Episode: ESN #505 : The War In the Group Chat Episode (Feat. Queen Sim)
Get It Off Your Chest
Podcasters who discuss various topics
Get It Off Your Chest Podcast
Episode: ESN #503 : The Capital D. Toxic Masculinity Episode (Feat. Get It Off Your Chest Podcast)
Hey Essay
DJ, promoter, actor, and photographer
Got Soul
Episode: ESN #475 : The Stages Of Grief Episode (Feat. hey Essay)

Hosts

Stavros
Co-host with recurring involvement across episodes, contributing in-depth commentary and banter.
Simple Simon
Regular co-host and discussion contributor, known for sharp takes and banter.
Mr. Wolf
Co-host and recurring contributor, drives debate and adds pop culture angles.

Reviews

4.8 out of 5 stars from 139 ratings
  • Proof that not everyone needs a podcast

    The hosts lack the intellectual range to discuss anything beyond football. They offer no unique perspectives on politics or social issues, merely regurgitating shallow takes from Twitter. Their confusion between the United Nations and NATO made me want to donate to the Department for Education.

    Moreover, they fail to deliver the comedy that often makes ignorant podcasts entertaining—à la The Joe Budden Podcast, which they clearly take inspiration from but lack the charm to replicate. The momen... more

    Apple Podcasts
    1
    PodcastScholar
    United Kingdoma year ago
  • Número Uno

    Yes yes yes

    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cats and dogs, rodents and other small insects!

    So no disrespect to anyone else, but as your biggest podfan, I felt it necessary to write a little review for the fellas!

    You guys bring so much joy to my week but since I’ve recently moved to Singapore, I’ve had to get used to not waking up to a new episode each and every Tuesday!

    Rather, I’ve had to switch my listening day to Wednesday as it’s 8 hours ahead here and I prefer to listen as I ... more

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Eli2084
    United Kingdom4 years ago
  • The best way to start my Tuesday

    Thank you guys for your consistency and transparency. Your take on topics are unmatched because of your thorough research and comedic relief.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Fromalexandrax
    United Kingdom5 years ago
  • Absolutely Terrible

    This is by far one of the worst podcasts I’ve ever heard in my entire life! And I’m pretty old! Basically it’s four middle aged man-children arguing and bickering over nonsense. Cutting each other off so sentences are never finished and “points” are never actually made. Spewing negative racial stereotypes every chance they get and making extremely outdated (racist) “jokes”, mainly aimed at white people and Caribbeans(Jamaicans) If you have more than two brain cells, and you’d like to retain them... more

    Apple Podcasts
    1
    amazingelk
    United Kingdom5 years ago
  • Praying for you all

    Amen

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    mamasoljam
    United Kingdom5 years ago

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Critics note strong host chemistry and culturally resonant references.

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#204
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Talking Points

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ESN #544 : The End of 2025 Episode
Q: How much do you think your life would be if people didn't push you?
It would be mad because I wouldn't be where I am now.
ESN #532 : The 15 Year Anniversary Episode
Q: What do you think about Sean Diddy Combs' sentence?
It's seen as steep for soliciting prostitution, but the severity may reflect a larger message from the legal system towards celebrities.
ESN #530 : The Sexual Dysfunction Episode
Q: Do men experience erectile dysfunction due to psychological reasons?
Yes, many men may experience erectile dysfunction due to psychological reasons, such as stress or relationship issues, rather than purely physical issues.
ESN #530 : The Sexual Dysfunction Episode
Q: What causes erectile dysfunction?
Erectile dysfunction can be caused by psychological factors like stress and anxiety as well as physical health issues like high blood pressure and diabetes.
ESN #526 : The Executive AI Assistant Episode
Q: What if you, as a bilionaire, had to sell yourself on the street? Would you do it?
Depends on the amount of money offered and the circumstances.

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A weekly roundtable that blends current events, politics, and entertainment with sharp banter and personal anecdotes. Across episodes, hosts cover UK and international politics, culture, and pop moments, often weaving in music, film, and regional perspectives. The show stands out for its multi-voice dynamics, candid takes on sensitive topics, and a warm, humorous vibe that invites listener engagement while tackling timely issues and cross-cultural themes.

Noteworthy aspects include strong banter among regulars, Yoruba proverbs and poetry moments, and a willingness to explore controversial topics with candor. The format often shifts from serious current affairs to lighthearted pop culture tangents, making it accessible for listeners who wan... more

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