
Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us. Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com
| Publishes | Weekly | Episodes | 500 | Founded | 10 years ago |
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This week's topics: • Britain's Heatwave • Buying fans every year • Painting & decorating • Begrundgindly going out • Drinking and driving • Drugs and driving • Political changeovers • #StavrosSays : The Bear [www.disneyplus.com/en-gb/browse/... more
This week's topics: • Avirex Jackets • Inferior Costco Products • 65" Tv is minimum for a man's happiness • Smart TV problems • Technology Tracking • Men taking girl kids to which gender public toilet • Not approaching women at work [first] • New UK ... more
This week, we welcome guest Queen Sim [of the Cocoa Sistahs Podcast] and discuss: • Burning ANPR cameras • Empathy v Sympathy • Neurodivergence breakdown • ADHD breakdown • How to asses who is on the spectrum • Lazy parenting or actual spectrum behav... more
This week's topics: • African Bottom • New default 'Happy Birthday' song • Slot leaving Liverpool & concerns with new manager • Manchester City's new manager & Pep Guardiola's legacy • Premier League's top teams all under transition, except for Arsen... more
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The hosts lack the intellectual range to discuss anything beyond football. They offer no unique perspectives on politics or social issues, merely regurgitating shallow takes from Twitter. Their confusion between the United Nations and NATO made me want to donate to the Department for Education.
Moreover, they fail to deliver the comedy that often makes ignorant podcasts entertaining—à la The Joe Budden Podcast, which they clearly take inspiration from but lack the charm to replicate. The momen... more
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So no disrespect to anyone else, but as your biggest podfan, I felt it necessary to write a little review for the fellas!
You guys bring so much joy to my week but since I’ve recently moved to Singapore, I’ve had to get used to not waking up to a new episode each and every Tuesday!
Rather, I’ve had to switch my listening day to Wednesday as it’s 8 hours ahead here and I prefer to listen as I ... more
Thank you guys for your consistency and transparency. Your take on topics are unmatched because of your thorough research and comedic relief.
This is by far one of the worst podcasts I’ve ever heard in my entire life! And I’m pretty old! Basically it’s four middle aged man-children arguing and bickering over nonsense. Cutting each other off so sentences are never finished and “points” are never actually made. Spewing negative racial stereotypes every chance they get and making extremely outdated (racist) “jokes”, mainly aimed at white people and Caribbeans(Jamaicans) If you have more than two brain cells, and you’d like to retain them... more
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A weekly roundtable that blends current events, politics, and entertainment with sharp banter and personal anecdotes. Across episodes, hosts cover UK and international politics, culture, and pop moments, often weaving in music, film, and regional perspectives. The show stands out for its multi-voice dynamics, candid takes on sensitive topics, and a warm, humorous vibe that invites listener engagement while tackling timely issues and cross-cultural themes.
Noteworthy aspects include strong banter among regulars, Yoruba proverbs and poetry moments, and a willingness to explore controversial topics with candor. The format often shifts from serious current affairs to lighthearted pop culture tangents, making it accessible for listeners who wan... more
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