
**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019** Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, c... more
| Publishes | Twice monthly | Episodes | 178 | Founded | 9 years ago |
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Josh drops a chopstick at a restaurant and, without thinking, flags down the waiter for a new one. Dion and Christian are baffled. To them, you pick it up, you wipe it, and then you keep eating. To Josh, that's grub behaviour! We try to work out wher... more
If someone offers you a hot cross bun and it arrives without fruit, have you been deceived? Christian thinks his mum needs to manage expectations better. Josh argues hot cross buns have evolved into a category, like pizza, and you should be able to a... more
If you take a sandwich from a shared platter and discover you hate it, are you allowed to throw it out, or are you obligated to keep eating? Josh found himself in this exact situation with a salmon sandwich and chose to power through, whilst retching... more
Should you accept a "congrats" for buying a house? What about moving into a rental? The boys try to work out where the line sits between earned achievement and a windfall you didn't quite deserve.
Then a debate about gift vouchers - specifically, t... more
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The boys just get better and better. So original. Every episode makes me laugh out loud
These guys are both funny and likeable. I relate to many of the scenarios they discuss.
Beautiful boys!
Beautiful, beautiful boys!
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Three friends keep a loose, bantery rhythm while exploring the everyday, mundane, and social conventions of modern life. Episodes center on personal anecdotes, practical tips for coordinating group activities, and lighthearted sketches that turn ordinary moments into shared punchlines. The format favors approachable, relatable conversations, witty riffs, and a collaborative dynamic among core hosts, with occasional callbacks to running in-jokes. A few standout traits include candid discussions about social rituals, a knack for turning small dilemmas into practical takeaways, and a self-aware, warm tone that invites listeners to feel like they're part of the group. Noteworthy for transparency about Patreon support, live-streams, and networke... more
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