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Welcome To Patchwork

Christian, Dion and Josh
Social Interactions
Friendship
Teaspoons
Podcasting
Communication
Mental Health
Napping
Melbourne International Comedy Festival
Australia
Fridge Management
Multitasking
Sleep
Farewell Cards
Mice
Youtube Live Stream
Travel
Fabric Softener
Comedy Republic
Neighbors
Pet Care Instructions

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019** Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, c... more

PublishesTwice monthlyEpisodes184Founded9 years ago
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Do people think you look your age? Christian's been forced to find out the hard way after a shaving mishap wipes out an entire winter's worth of beard growth in one accidental swipe - and the office small talk that followed was brutal. Does more hair... more

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Would you eat a piece of gum that's been rattling loose in your pocket for a week? Dion has strong feelings on the matter, plus a backstory involving bulk-buying half a kilo of gum pellets to avoid the little plastic tubs. There's a genuine attempt t... more

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Josh admits he doesn't know his grandfather's name. Doesn't know when he was born, doesn't know where he lived. Is that fair enough, or is it something he should know? More clear-cut is Josh never computing that his parents had grandparents.

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Are you a rule follower, or is a warning sign more of a suggestion? Josh finds himself stuck behind a temporary fence on a coastal walk while everyone in front of him just strolls straight past it - is that healthy scepticism of authority, or somethi... more

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Recent Guests

Nelson Allingham
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Episode: Patch #132 - Is Your Fridge Overflowing With Half Filled Jars? ft. Nelson Allingham
Nat Harris
One third of the Triple R weekday breakfast show, Breakfasters, and a touring comedian.
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Episode: Patch #131 - Where Does A Used Teaspoon Go? ft. Nat Harris
Laura Dunemann
First official repeat co-host on Patchwork.
Episode: Patch #129 - What's Your Approach To Taking A Sick Day? ft. Laura Dunemann

Hosts

Dion
Host of Welcome To Patchwork, frequently collaborating with two co-hosts in Australian comedy banter.
Josh
Host of Welcome To Patchwork, part of trio known for observational humor and social banter.
Christian
Host of Welcome To Patchwork, core member of the trio delivering banter and sketches.

Reviews

4.8 out of 5 stars from 555 ratings
  • Laugh out loud funny

    The boys just get better and better. So original. Every episode makes me laugh out loud

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Anneliese4244
    Australia2 years ago
  • My favourite overthinkers are back!

    These guys are both funny and likeable. I relate to many of the scenarios they discuss.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Soccera1
    Australia2 years ago
  • Beautiful boys!

    Beautiful boys!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    0070208
    Australia3 years ago
  • Beautiful, beautiful boys!

    Beautiful, beautiful boys!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    jlor15
    Australia3 years ago
  • Beautiful Boys

    Beautiful Boys

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Ekkie Reviews
    Australia4 years ago

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The light, humorous tone makes everyday life feel approachable and entertaining.
Listeners praise the show's relatable banter and chemistry among hosts.
Some episodes confidently tackle awkward social rituals, earning high listener engagement.
Fans enjoy the mix of personal anecdotes and practical takeaways on social etiquette.

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Apple Podcasts
#169
United Kingdom/Comedy/Improv
Apple Podcasts
#26
Australia/Comedy/Improv
Apple Podcasts
#33
New Zealand/Comedy/Improv
Apple Podcasts
#101
Norway/Comedy/Improv
Apple Podcasts
#124
Hong Kong/Comedy/Improv

Talking Points

Recent interactions between the hosts and their guests.

Patch #141 - Do You Dread Waking Up In The Morning?
Q: Is it possible to get the right amount of sleep and feel good when you wake up?
Josh reflects on his rare experiences of waking up feeling well-rested, highlighting the difference in feelings when he wakes naturally versus being awakened by an alarm.
Patch #141 - Do You Dread Waking Up In The Morning?
Q: Are you saying that you wake up with a spring in your step?
Dion and Josh ask if Christian experiences the same exhaustion on weekends and if he has job-related stress contributing to his feelings upon waking.
Patch #127 - Is A Sniff More Annoying Than A Cough?
Q: If you were sitting next to me, which would annoy you or offend you more? Hearing me sniff or hearing me cough?
It depends on the context, such as whether it’s on public transport or at a concert.
Patch #133 - The Depression Sessions (Frankly Mr Chatly)
Q: What do you do the moment you get in bed?
I'm trying not to be on my phone but often find it difficult.
Patch #133 - The Depression Sessions (Frankly Mr Chatly)
Q: How do you self-soothe when you get home from a tough day?
I've been getting into coziness a lot more, using a heated blanket and watching cozy streams.

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Three friends riff on everyday life, social etiquette, and the quirks of modern interaction with a playful, banter-driven style. Episodes blend observational humor, personal anecdotes, and sketches as they question norms around hosting, gifts, RSVPs, seating, and shared costs. The format leans into relatable micro-moments—housewarmings, group gifts, new apartment visits, and other social rituals—delivering light, humorous takes on how we navigate everyday life with friends. A notable trait is their candid, fast-paced chemistry and willingness to turn mundane topics into entertaining debates, making it easy for listeners to recognize their own social quirks in a warm, comedic setting.

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