The Weekly Inventions Of Dr Splatterjacket

Want to know how you can tell I’m much cooler than you? My to do tracking device is also a motorbike. Don’t bother putting “Get a ChronoRide” on your to do list, just get one now.

Do you ever take time to reflect on what you have done… or haven’t done? Then you need ReflectPress. It allows you to do that all important thinking… while also doing your ironing… Get it now!

When you are drying your clothes do you simply spend time watching the dryer and doing nothing else? I thought so. You need DryLearn which allows you learn about loads of boring stuff that it detects you need to learn about. Or you can override it to... more

Have you ever wanted to sell tickets to your living room, but were worried about the complexities of setting up a ticketing system? Well worry no more as you can now buy AdheSiPass, a roll of tickets which you can stick on anything, or use as tickets... more

With the LumaLedger you can shine a light on your finances… literally. It is the world’s very first combination torch and bank account monitoring system. Allowing you to use the LumaLedger to work out if you can afford another one… which of course yo... more

Do your sandals not automatically clean the floor what you are walking? Do you not even own sandals? Then I can 100% tell you that your kitchen floor isn’t as clean as it could be with SoapSteps. It cleans while you step, and even if you stand still ... more

Of course you, like me, keep all of your important stuff in a secret vault. That’s obvious… but unlike me you probably don’t lock your vault or check that people haven’t broken in and stolen your stuff. I have revolutionised the vault by not only loc... more

How do you know when you have enough food on your plate? If you are using the old method of waiting until it starts spilling over the sides then let me tell you that is very wasteful. I used to do that… but now I use MeasurePlate which is a plate wit... more