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You Cannot Be Serious

Sam Newman
AFL
Australian Football League
Donald Trump
Australia
Victoria
Melbourne
Australian Rules Football
Australian Football League (AFL)
Welcome To Country
Pauline Hanson
Australian Politics
Anzac Day
Covid-19
Trump
Mental Health
Immigration
Tennis
One Nation
Brownlow Medal
North Melbourne

Topical chat and opinions on the hear and now

PublishesTwice weeklyEpisodes105Founded7 years ago
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Richard Wollstonecroft
Melbourne Underground Film Festival representative
Melbourne Underground Film Festival
Episode: Episode 385 - Part 1 - UPDATED Political Wrap
Ian Cook
Independent candidate for Mulgrave and former food service contractor
Independent
Episode: Episode 382 - Part 2 - Ian Cook
Thomas Sewell
white nationalist, neo-Nazi
Self-described political extremist, interviewed on the show
Episode: Episode 368 - Part 3 - About Karl
Steve Kernahan
Former AFL player
AFL/Channel 9 discussions
Episode: Episode 368 - Part 1 - The Dawning of the Duck
Dermot Burton
Former AFL player
Channel 9 (per discussion)
Episode: Episode 368 - Part 1 - The Dawning of the Duck
James Nixon
Retired airline captain, author, filmmaker, podcaster; Emirates A380 captain in his career
Emirates (past)
Episode: Episode 362 - Part 4 - Pilot James Nixon
Michael Zerafa
Boxer seeking high-profile bout in Melbourne
Professional boxer
Episode: Episode 359 - Part 3 - Zerafa and the Zoo
John Locco
Co-founder of a private security/concerned citizens group
Brighton former mayor, Bayside Concerned Citizens
Episode: Episode 359 - Part 2 - City Safety
Matt Hutchings
Co-founder of a private security/concerned citizens group
FIND group (security venture)
Episode: Episode 359 - Part 2 - City Safety

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Sam Newman
Former Australian rules footballer and sports media personality

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4.3 out of 5 stars from 3.1k ratings
  • Check On Sam Please

    I don’t think Wayne Carey is the most clever bloke on earth but Sam Newmans breathless stuttering rants make him seem like a literal genius. Has Newman had a stroke? He sounds like he’s suffering legitimate cognitive decline

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    Croker84
    Australiaa month ago
  • Lighthearted with a punch

    If you like an uplift these two were pretty amusing with their repartee & different takes & the footy tipping was pretty sound too. Thankyou Wayne & Sam I won my family tipping comp ty( last year wooden spooner)with your takes!

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    5
    marnotton
    Australiaa month ago
  • Concerned for Sam

    I’m unsure if Sam has the early signs of dementia (and I’m sorry if he does) but he really appears to be sliding on a downhill slope cognitively. The worst examples of this is when he goes on a rant independently. There’s no saying where the conversation will go other during the topics he “knows” so well like Welcome to Country, the corrupt governments of the Victorian and Australian federal parliament and anything related to the climate. It just goes on and on. Sam, it may be best served that y... more

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    Concerned for Sam
    Australiaa month ago
  • One of the best pods going around!

    Really enjoying You Cannot Be Serious — love the banter and the way you guys tackle issues. I wanted to flag something that might be worth discussing: Victoria’s Little Angler program has provided free fishing kits, including rods and reels, to Grade 5 students. The program has involved $1.5 million in 2023/24 and another $1.5 million for the 2026 rollout — $3 million in total. Importantly, the Government says it’s funded through recreational fishing licence fees rather than general taxation rev... more

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    5
    Stixy21
    Australia2 months ago
  • Thank you!!

    Absolutely love your podcast ! My hour of walking goes by so quickly. Laugh out loud constantly !! Keep it up Sam & Duck 🙌👌👍😂

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Wog Girl
    Australia3 months ago

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Some listeners find the conversations repetitive, interruptive or difficult to follow, particularly during extended monologues.
Listeners value the mix of AFL talk, current affairs and interviews, including guests with distinctive life and work experience.
Reviews are sharply divided over the hosts' opinions and delivery, with some objecting to the tone and others enjoying the blunt approach.
Fans praise the hosts' banter, humor and lively exchanges, and some enjoy the football tips and predictions.

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#109
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Apple Podcasts
#12
Australia/Sports
Apple Podcasts
#159
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Episode 383 - Red Meat
Q: What do you think of that idea of legalizing drugs like cocaine?
Richard Wollstonecroft suggests that legalization could reduce drug use by removing the appeal of doing something forbidden, and cites Portugal as an example.
Episode 383 - Red Meat
Q: What do you think of the death penalty debate in Australia? Is that something One Nation should bring up?
Richard Wollstonecroft supports the death penalty for some mass killers, arguing that it could deter others. Sam Newman discusses the issue in relation to particular convicted murderers.
Episode 350 - Part 1 - MAFS MAN
Q: What was your kids' reaction to you being on a reality show?
All the kids are under 18, and there might be some embarrassment there, but I try not to let it affect me too much.
Episode 350 - Part 1 - MAFS MAN
Q: How did you try to navigate the relationship on the show?
I tried to build a friendship first, and I wasn't wanting to rush into anything romantic too quickly.
Episode 350 - Part 1 - MAFS MAN
Q: What made you decide to go on MAFS?
I was approached three years ago, and after saying no a couple of times, I felt like maybe I should just give it a go.

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A veteran Australian rules football personality and a regular co-host lead candid, freewheeling conversations about the AFL, sports media and current affairs. Football discussion covers clubs, players, coaching, league decisions and controversies, often alongside personal stories and predictions. The conversation also ranges into Australian politics, culture and social issues, with forceful opinions and a deliberately provocative tone rather than neutral reporting. Episodes move between host-led banter, solo commentary and occasional interviews with public figures and specialists. The mix suits listeners who enjoy outspoken sports commentary and are comfortable with contentious debate, sharp humor and broad excursions beyond sport.

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3. Thomas Sewell
4. Steve Kernahan
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7. Michael Zerafa
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