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How To Steal A Penguin

Seán Burke and Joe O'Neill
London
Comedy
Stand-Up Comedy
Irish Culture
Ireland
Stanley Tucci
Dublin
Christmas
Football
Mick Lynch
Musicals
Tiktok
Youtube
Pierce Brosnan
The Running Man
Joke Thievery
Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Malcolm In the Middle
AFKON Final
Guinness

‘How To Steal A Penguin’ is the weekly chat of Seán and Joe, two Irish lads in London with a pocket full of dreams, a fist full of stars and bucketload of sex appeal. No penguins were harmed in the making of this podcast.

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Latest Episodes

This week the lads chat about some of Irelands most niche museums, rate Seán’s tour shows from best to worst and discuss what it means to be a cheeky ally.

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This week the lads chat about Coolio's dance routine with RTE staff, discuss a recent acoustic gig they went to and Joe tells us why we should never go for a pee next to a swamp.

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This week the lads chat about Joe's hair colour, the Michael Jackson biopic and finish with some Google reviews from an interesting source.

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This week the lads ask the question 'What happens when a Cow walks into a bar?', Seán shares the less than ideal tech set up from a recent tour show and then they share some disastrous wedding stories.

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Recent Guests

Michael Fry
Comedian and musician, guest on the episode
Episode: Gillen 'Em Softly (with Michael Fry)
Dylan Moran
Irish comedian and actor
Independent/Irish comedy scene
Episode: Desk Fabregas
Simon Hennessy
Social media comedian with viral Instagram/TikTok videos
Self-employed/Content Creator
Episode: Simon Hennessy
Colin Andrew
Singer-songwriter and friend of the podcast
Episode: Shall Pacino
Mara Wilson
Famous actress known for her role in Matilda
Episode: Taking The Mick Lynch
Viper Higgins
Humorous prankster connected through the podcast conversation
Episode: Joedemort

Hosts

Seán
Host of the show; long-running presence with stand-up banter and travel/stage-life anecdotes.
Joe
Co-host; observational humor and quick-fire banter driving the show's rhythm.

Reviews

5.0 out of 5 stars from 41 ratings
  • Funny

    Both funny guys, loved listening every week but it’s a pod for a specific taste- there’s constant football rabbit holes which I can’t listen to, sorry lads!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    LillyBubbles85
    Ireland2 months ago
  • 5 stars

    Fantastic show, but needs more hot wheels content

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    The Wexican
    Ireland6 months ago
  • Gas lads altogether

    Really enjoy listening to this podcast. Joe and Sean are great storytellers

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Orlalaith
    Ireland8 months ago
  • So funny!

    Keep doing what you are doing!

    Greetings from Munich!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Florian__S
    Germany8 months ago
  • Great craic

    Wish I’d had money on the Tooch being the first impression. Buzzing for the next episodes, proper good laugh these lads 👏

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Scally Scovilles
    United Kingdom10 months ago

Listeners Say

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Some episodes skew very casual; a few listeners want more varied guests or topics.
Listeners enjoy the candid, self-deprecating humor about the touring life.
Fans praise the hosts' chemistry and storytelling energy.
Shows consistently deliver quick banter and memorable bits that new listeners can jump into.
Audience appreciation for feeling like a chat with friends rather than a scripted podcast.

Chart Rankings

How this podcast ranks in the Apple Podcasts, Spotify and YouTube charts.

Apple Podcasts
#200
United States/Comedy/Stand-Up
Apple Podcasts
#61
United Kingdom/Comedy/Stand-Up
Apple Podcasts
#153
Canada/Comedy/Stand-Up
Apple Podcasts
#62
France/Comedy/Stand-Up
Apple Podcasts
#105
Australia/Comedy/Stand-Up
Apple Podcasts
#153
Germany/Comedy/Stand-Up

Talking Points

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Simon Hennessy
Q: Where is the weirdest place you have gigged, and was it good or bad?
Two standout scenarios: a worst-ever lobby gig in Hounslow that was depressingly chaotic but grew into a funny story, and a charity gig in DCU with a crowd of Chinese students where language barriers made the performance challenging yet memorable.
Simon Hennessy
Q: Which of your Internet Boyfriends would you kiss and for how many minutes?
They settle on preferring Mark due to his pacemaker and overall kindness, with a playful note about data transfer tech and a lighthearted, affectionate exchange about preference rather than a serious pledge.
Sticky Gervais
Q: What is your biggest fear?
Joe expresses that his biggest fear is life being ruined in a vague, inexplicable manner, possibly leading to public humiliation.
Lee Pace Yourself
Q: What do you think and know about County Leitrim?
The least populated county in Ireland, possibly the smallest, and known humorously for the lack of people.
Shall Pacino
Q: What area of London should I move to? What are the best and worst bits?
Joe suggests Lewisham and warns against Finsbury Park due to its high costs and dangers.

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A lively, banter-driven show led by two Irish hosts in London, blending stand-up storytelling with chaotic travel tales, pop culture riffing, and self-deprecating humor about careers, fame, and everyday life. Episodes routinely mix personal anecdotes, impression-driven bits, and crowd-work energy, often pivoting to current events, music, Irish identity, and touring life. Notable strengths include quick-paced banter, strong chemistry between hosts, and a consistent, playful tone that invites listener interaction and ongoing humor bits, making it a good fit for audiences who enjoy relatable backstage stories and offbeat cultural commentary.

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