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Helen's Log

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Helen’s Log is a weekly audio diary from Helen Bauer - a 30-something-year-old Londoner trying (and often failing) to make sense of life. It’s a space to catch up, ramble, overshare, and document the weird little things that make up her week.

From deep dives into Ancient Greece to holidays in Alicante. From Helen’s latest obsession with essential oils to rewatching My Big Fat Greek Wedding for the... more

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Latest Episodes

Helen’s still not smoking so we’re celebrating with hypothetical party bags. Grab one and join us for today’s topics: the G spot, night outs, new comer competitions, Tooting Common, getting older and having a piss on the Strand. 

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Why do we bow in church? And what exactly is a boob spot? Just two of the important questions discussed in this week's episode. We’ve got such a brilliant guest with us and naturally Helen and Stevie are diving straight into describing their perfect ... more

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It’s a spring solo ep and Helen’s brought in a collagen sachet and has a nicotine patch firmly attached to her boob for the occasion. No better way to start talking about quitting, asthma, screen time and the new disney film, Hoppers. We’ve also got ... more

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It’s a glorious day because we have longtime fan of the pod and dear friend, Rosie Jones in the studio with us. It’s a wild ride of an episode so hold on to your hats. Expect accidental product placement, Hamilton sing-a-longs, discussing breaking yo... more

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Recent Guests

Rosie Jones
Guest on Helen's Log, actress and comedian
Episode: Ep 29. Hamilton, Hymens, Hairwash with Rosie Jones
Chloe Petts
Comedian and friend of Helen Bauer
Performer
Episode: Ep 27. Disney, Drama, Duets with Chloe Petts
Phil Wang
A comedian known for his Netflix specials and appearances in film, including the upcoming Wonka movie.
Comedian, Netflix
Episode: Ep 26. Breathing, Broth, Bibs with Phil Wang
Andrew White
Producer and comedian
Episode: Ep 25. Hearts, Hangovers, Houses with Andrew White
Ed Night
Comedian and close friend of Helen
Episode: Ep 24. Boleyn, Boys, Brushing with Ed Night and Huge Davies
Huge Davies
Comedian and friend of Helen
Episode: Ep 24. Boleyn, Boys, Brushing with Ed Night and Huge Davies
Chris Macarthur-Boyd
Comedian and podcaster
Episode: Ep 23. Singing Kettle, Sarcophagus, Spaghetti with Chris Macarthur-Boyd
Tamsyn Kelly
Comedian, discussing her show and experiences
Episode: Ep 22. Facebook, Flannels, Fanny Flutters with Tamsyn Kelly
Alison Spittle
Comedian and actress
Episode: 17. Mary, Middle Names, Myrrh with (the return of) Alison Spittle

Host

Helen Bauer
Host of the show, consistently driving the conversational style with humor, personal anecdotes, and banter with friends and guests.

Reviews

4.9 out of 5 stars from 228 ratings
  • Bloody good time !

    Podcast Addict
    5
    Amyzing
    16 days ago
  • I want to love it

    I find it hard to keep interested when we hear so much from Holly but we have no idea who she is, it’s just strange to have so much of an unknown human on there with no context or insight. Would love to hear more of Helen and more guest. Thanks x

    Apple Podcasts
    1
    Lisaghappybum
    United Kingdom18 days ago
  • Life Changing

    Meet Helen. She can talk. She has no hesitation or embarrassment. Just her life force is so amazing to experience - just being herself is an incredible thing.! I actually think it’s changed me. ❤️🙏

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    jukeboxd
    United Kingdoma month ago
  • Solo eps are the best !

    Really nice pod - but prefer the solo eps with Helen and her producer/co host :)

    Apple Podcasts
    4
    Reviewing2026
    United Kingdoma month ago
  • New fan!

    No idea how I found you but now I have I don’t know how I lived with you Helen! 😆 Working my way through all your old pods now too 🥇

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Skeeble86
    United Kingdom2 months ago

Listeners Say

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Hosts clever, personable, and chaotic in the best possible way—attention to detail and timing shine.
Engaging and relatable with a warm, funny vibe.
Feels like catching up with a witty friend who has great stories and guests.
The guest mix adds freshness while the host's voice remains the throughline.

Chart Rankings

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Apple Podcasts
#224
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Talking Points

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Ep 26. Breathing, Broth, Bibs with Phil Wang
Q: Why have you traveled all the way into Central London?
Because you're a kind boy and I asked you and you said yes.
11. ⁠Swimming, Sertraline, Soup with Ed Gamble
Q: What do you think of your experience with antidepressants and how they impact you now?
I think I just meant happy.

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What is Helen's Log about and what kind of topics does it cover?

A weekly, candid audio diary hosted by a London-based comedian, delivering a loose, conversational format that mixes personal storytelling with humorous banter from friends and guests. Episodes commonly cover everyday life, travel, pop culture, personal anecdotes, and light social commentary, all delivered in a warm, informal tone. Noteworthy is the guest roster and recurring cameo-like appearances by comedian friends, which keeps it spontaneous and relatable while maintaining a distinctive voice. It's particularly appealing to listeners who enjoy witty musing, relatable life updates, and playful banter with a charmingly chaotic flow.

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Helen's Log launched 8 months ago and published 33 episodes to date. You can find more information about this podcast including rankings, audience demographics and engagement in our podcast database.

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Recent guests on Helen's Log include:

1. Rosie Jones
2. Chloe Petts
3. Phil Wang
4. Andrew White
5. Ed Night
6. Huge Davies
7. Chris Macarthur-Boyd
8. Tamsyn Kelly

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