
Please Don’t Take Me Home is a funny, nostalgic football podcast about the joy, misery and glorious absurdity of supporting a club.
Hosted by Piers Hewitt, broadcaster, drummer with The Boxer Rebellion and lifelong Southend United fan, and comedian, presenter and Crystal Palace obsessive Jim Daly, each episode welcomes a well-known football fan from the worlds of comedy, music, sport and entertain... more
| Publishes | Weekly | Episodes | 83 | Founded | 2 years ago |
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| Number of Listeners | Categories | SoccerComedyComedy InterviewsSports | |||

IDLES bassist and lifelong Newcastle supporter Adam "Dev" Devonshire joins Piers and Jim to celebrate football shirts, famous goals and the beautiful madness of following a team from the opposite end of the country.
Dev reveals how he amassed a coll... more
Comedian Annie McGrath joins Piers and Jim to talk about supporting Arsenal, playing up front for Clapton CFC and appearing in Ted Lasso.
Annie remembers Arsenal winning the league while she was backstage at a gig, watching England win the Euros at ... more
Comedian, actor and musician Doc Brown joins Piers and Jim to talk about his lifelong love of Crystal Palace.
Doc remembers Wayne Routledge denying him a goalscoring moment in a charity match, meeting Ian Wright at the end of his street and seeing J... more
Singer-songwriter and lifelong West Ham supporter Chesney Hawkes joins Piers and Jim to celebrate the joy, pain and beautiful nonsense of following the Hammers.
Chesney remembers losing 4-0 at Spurs on his first away day, following West Ham home and... more
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Great show guys a real easy listen to and can’t wait for more episodes
So relatable and nostalgic, really funny and always look forward to the next one. Superb content!
Bursting with authentic and hilarious stories that capture the ‘joy’ of following your team on the road. A must listen for football fans!
Great hosts, content and guests 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Genuine story’s, genuinely funny. It’s a greT listen 👍
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This show blends nostalgia, humor, and candid storytelling around football-away days and the culture of following a club. Hosts reminisce about unforgettable trips, wild journeys, last-minute drama, and the quirks of fan life, often with guests from music, comedy, and sports who share personal memories from the road. Episodes spotlight ground-hopping adventures, community, and the emotional rollercoaster of supporting teams, with plenty of banter and behind-the-scenes color that makes football travel feel like a shared, lifelong hobby. A standout aspect is the informal, warm banter between two hosts who clearly love the ritual of away days, making it approachable for both devoted fans and newcomers curious about football culture beyond resu... more
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Please Don't Take Me Home launched 2 years ago and published 83 episodes to date. You can find more information about this podcast including rankings, audience demographics and engagement in our podcast database.
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Recent guests on Please Don't Take Me Home include:
1. Adam Devonshire
2. Annie McGrath
3. Doc Brown
4. Ben Belliesmith
5. Chesney Hawkes
6. Chris Woody Wood
7. Alfie Dundas
8. Chloe Petts
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