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We Will NOT Play DnD

Dawn Somewhere
Unstoppable Industries
Mercury
Kidnapping
Kimon
Dungeon
Adventuring Guild
FBI
Unstoppable HQ
Elvis
Magic
Superheroes
Captain Momentum
Luna Island
Adventure
Flux
Superpowers
Namir
Chip Dougal
Philosophy
Light Dragon

Four friends struggle to get through their weekly roleplaying campaigns together.

PublishesWeeklyEpisodes192Founded5 years ago
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A successful venture in the world of business monopolies and a success in the practical world everyone else lives in are not always totally aligned, but if the business world smells blood, they have their own rules. That's why no matter what Elvis fi... more

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When people have super strength and can move at superhuman speeds, usually the one to act first and with the most comprehensive knowledge beforehand will be the victor. Losses stem from people having powers you know about, or couldn't prepare for. In... more

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Playing both sides as a double agent requires knowing when to attack, and when to give up just the right amount of information. If the enemy goes down at every location you touch, they'll get wise to you. Likewise, if you know too much, that could ti... more

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To be a villain, you have to be a little insane. The exact quantity and depth of the insanity varies, but if you aren't willing to put on a cape and scream about ruing the day, you really aren't going to live up to anyone's expectations.

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Recent Guests

Malcolm Rocha
CEO of Big Big Donuts
Big Big Donuts
Episode: Unstoppable Momentum, Part 40
Stan Gibson
Governor of New Jersey
Episode: Unstoppable Momentum, Part 40
Barry Fingis
Chief of Police
Episode: Unstoppable Momentum, Part 40
Jack Springley
FBI contact
Episode: Unstoppable Momentum, Part 40
Calvin MacDonald
Involved with Unstoppable Industries
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Episode: Unstoppable Momentum, Part 40
Gavin Blevins
A victim of a recent kidnapping involving the theft of his credentials and a witness to the event.
Episode: Unstoppable Momentum, Part 31
Kelvin McDonnell
Corporate figure behind the development of super technology
Upper Works
Episode: Unstoppable Momentum, Part 30
Calvin McDonald
A wealthy sponsor and the victim of a recent kidnapping incident
Unstoppable Industries
Episode: Unstoppable Momentum, Part 26
John Snakeman
A giant snake in a business suit who serves as the team's lawyer
Episode: Unstoppable Momentum, Part 5

Hosts

Paul
Host of the show and a recurring creator; appears across several episodes with a central role in steering conversations and storytelling.
Kimon
Co-host and roleplayer, integral to character-driven discussions and plotting dynamics.

Reviews

4.9 out of 5 stars from 317 ratings
  • Decent

    Elvis is dumb but smart

    Apple Podcasts
    4
    I am 1️⃣ 🧩 man
    United Statesa month ago
  • Favourite dnd podcast

    Favourite dnd podcast. Combines some dnd game mechanics with a storyline and role playing allowing it to be the perfect dnd podcast sensation.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    rAnDoPeRsOn777
    Canadaa month ago
  • Quicker

    Pls quicker. 1 a day for how long your making the episodes

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    SourishCub
    United Statesa month ago
  • I love this podcast it’s the best

    So fun for long journeys

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Iubiubuvytcf
    United Kingdom2 months ago
  • It is all scripted

    It is on different days

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Lowry!
    United States3 months ago

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Many note strong character banter and clever worldbuilding.
Some critics wish episode cadence were faster, but quality remains high.
Listeners praise sharp humor and inventive storytelling across seasons.

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Unstoppable Momentum, Part 8
Q: So if we arrest them, are we declaring war on somebody?
No, but it could become an international incident depending on the involvement of other nations.
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 8
Q: Are we still gonna deliver the letter and everything?
Yes, they plan to deliver the teddy bear and flowers, despite concerns about the recipients being let down.
Unstoppable Momentum, Part 1
Q: What are you capable of?
I'm a recent graduate with a degree in Super Physics and I can teleport, but my teleports are limited without enhancers.
Dungeon Men, Part 14
Q: Why were you following us?
We were being paid to by Antiphaedes Raw.
Dungeon Men, Part 21
Q: Should I accept Omar's offer to be his protege?
No. Do not be alone with him. Stall on that as long as you can.

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