
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
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| Publishes | Weekly | Episodes | 156 | Founded | 3 years ago |
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| Number of Listeners | Categories | News CommentaryComedyNews | |||

Reflecting on Strictly Finale and 2026 Predictions!
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Hi Max and George I really enjoy watching the podcast been watching since George started on strictly I always vote him thank you for the entertainment keep up the good work good luck on Saturday george
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Nothing wrong with the content, but the audio on here is so quiet compared to the video versions
I literally haven’t gone a day since 2022 without listening to an episode 😔
Idk but I can’t go a day without re listening to an episode it’s religious and it’s unhealthy
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Centered around humor and light-hearted banter, this podcast features hosts engaging in vivid conversations primarily about dilemmas and experiences shared by their listeners. With a comedic twist, the discussions often extend to current events, popular culture, and the intense, yet entertaining world of competitive dance shows, particularly "Strictly Come Dancing." The hosts' dynamic and engaging storytelling style ensures that episodes are enjoyable, insightful, and often filled with witty commentary and amusing anecdotes. Unique elements include their candid discussions on reality television experiences and connections with notable personalities, which provides both humor and relatability for listeners.
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