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Teen Commandments
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Best friends Sara Cox and Clare Hamilton survived their own chaotic teenage years together and now they’re parenting teenagers themselves. With five teens between them, they’re back in the thick of it, trying to survive the wild world of modern teenage behaviour with humour, honesty and a lot of nostalgia.

Each week Sara and Clare unpack the realities of raising teenagers, from mood swings and bou... more

PublishesTwice weeklyEpisodes130Foundeda year ago
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Clare’s son just hit a big birthday milestone, while Sara's been giving her kids top-notch advice when it comes to scary doctor visits! The girls also chat about teenage manners, shyness, and the possibility of getting matching tattoos!

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In today's Your Turn, the girls read out more of your fab stories featuring a pooing disaster, moody teens, genius teenage antics, and the return of the procrastiwank!!!

If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments... more

Sara’s been putting snail slime on her face, while Clare shows off her unconventional flirting techniques! The girls also chat about solo parenting, getting kicked out of class, and the biggest teenage lies their lovely listeners have told.

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Spotting your teen dry humping, tequila-filled school trips, and a dildo catastrophe are just a few of the topics Sara and Clare dive into on today’s Your Turn episode!

We want to hear your stories! If you're struggling to understand the complex min... more

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Hosts

Sara Cox
Host with long-running involvement in the show; central to the teen- and parenting-focused banter and anecdotes.
Clare Hamilton
Co-host known for witty anecdotes, shared history with Sara, and candid parenting insights.

Reviews

4.9 out of 5 stars from 1.4k ratings
  • Hilarious

    One of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time! Sarah and Clare bring a smile to my face every episode. I laugh out load at their antics and nod in agreement about teens. I listen every week and suggest everyone else does too. We’ve all been teenagers even if we don’t have them!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Deux enfants
    United Kingdom2 months ago
  • Hilarious and heartwarming

    I can’t recommend this pod enough! You can feel the love and friendship between Sara and Clare on every episode and they make you feel included in their hilarious banter and honest chats. They manage to strike the balance between making the listener feel seen and not alone, while also making you cry with laughter as you reminisce about your own misspent youth. If I could give this pod 10 stars I would!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Non Kareny Karen
    United Kingdom2 months ago
  • Flipping hilarious

    My only beef with this show - is waiting for the next episode 😂

    Absolutely love the banter between Sara and Claire, or Claire and Sara.

    No holds barred, down and dirty about their teen years 😂

    Literally laugh out loud on dog walks or runs with this in my ear - best podcast going. If you haven’t listened, get listening - unless you’re a prude then it won’t be for you.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Kelsreeves
    United Kingdom3 months ago
  • Fan of The Teen Commandments

    I literally have to choose when to listen, as I laugh out loud so much, people will think I’m unhinged!!!! 🤣😂❤️

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    SirHarvey22
    United Kingdom3 months ago
  • Excellent pod!

    Sent to me by a friend and even though I don’t have a teen it is a joy to listen to. The chemistry between Sara and Claire is superb and the jokes, witty banter and hilarious stories just keep on coming. Well worth a listen. Send to those you love to brighten their day 🤣🤣

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    BFbelinda
    United Kingdom3 months ago

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Praise for honesty about parenting and teenage experiences.
Listeners praise the chemistry and warmth between the hosts.
Episodes are described as funny, relatable, and uplifting.
Audience notes the show blends nostalgia with practical, supportive guidance.
Listeners feel included and understood, often sharing personal stories.

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#66
United Kingdom/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#240
Singapore/Comedy

Talking Points

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Teen Heartbreak & Blockbuster Video
Q: Did you not do it?
No, I just bit my tongue because I just thought I can't be arsed because she'll be arsed about it.
Teen Heartbreak & Blockbuster Video
Q: Do you remember splitting up with boyfriends when you were a teenager?
Yes, I remember getting my heart broken and how painful it felt, thinking my life was over.
New Uniform Faff & Holiday Romances
Q: What did you talk about with your teenage romance experiences?
Both Clare and Sara share various teenage romance stories, discussing their holiday romances with humor and nostalgia.
New Uniform Faff & Holiday Romances
Q: How do you guys feel?
Clare humorously admits to feeling completely done in after a rigorous Pilates class.
New Uniform Faff & Holiday Romances
Q: What's been going on in Clare world? Have you been down the canal?
Clare has been trying to get the rest of this weight off as her 50th birthday approaches and has been exercising more.

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Two long-time friends share chaotic teen memories, parenting struggles, and nostalgic anecdotes with warmth, humor, and candid honesty. Episodes blend risqué reminiscence with practical perspectives for today's parents, covering teen behavior, boundaries, and what it felt like to grow up in the 90s and 2000s. Notable are the strong host chemistry, inclusive listener stories, and a light-hearted yet insightful take on modern parenting through a nostalgic lens. The format often features audience submissions, personal anecdotes, and relatable banter, making it appealing to parents, former teens, and anyone who enjoys sharp humor and real talk about adolescence.

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