
Welcome to the podcast no one was waiting for... like, literally no one. Stupid Fat Hobbits involves three friends who get together and talk confidently about topics they know nothing about, all while imbibing the Gaffer's brew. Join us every Monday morning for around the table discussions, absurd hypotheticals, and heated debates over trivial subjects -- all with a tasteful seasoning of LOTR cont... more
| Publishes | Weekly | Episodes | 64 | Founded | 6 years ago |
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The revelry continues with five more callers. Break out the ale... more
Remember to leave a 5-star written review on Apple Podcasts for a chance at a free t-shirt (for once this is real, not a bit). We will read all new reviews on the show next season.
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We've made it to the end of another successful season! Thank y... more
Sean Tchackichickh, sender of multiple emails to the lads, joins the show today. Big question of the day: How are you supposed to refer to Gatorade flavors? The lads share a sweet melody. A listener shares additional thoughts on the old people conund... more
Special episode featuring Conor Brown, Disney World expert, travel agent, and host of the WDW Opinion Podcast. The polls are in and the anti-elderly league came out in full force. Conor's Pop Take strikes a resounding blow at a regal cultural icon. C... more
The lads pay homage to the red, white, and berries popsicles. Johnny, quite naturally, trashes the episode that did not include him. Over 80% of you supported Finn's "eat anything at any time" pop take from last week. The lads read a voluminous liste... more
Guest episode featuring Finn "same family as Chris from Ireland" Mehigan. Chris immediately says a wrong word. The lads explore the sugar argument from last episode in more detail. The conversation steers to the French. Chris refuses to accept the re... more
Guest episode with Michael "Hiney" Heinssen. Should Johnny be "The Beloved" instead of Chris? The lads engage in some baby talk and poetry reading. In Breaking News From Florida, the absence of letters drives a man to fury. Credit card offers valida... more
Johnny has a clubfoot. The lads wonder what happened to the pandemic baking craze and debate the merits of a good loaf. Almost 1/3 of you guys apparently have heard of Stewart Cink. Johnny starts a listener war over Chic-fil-A sauce. Listener, TheIa... more
I gave you long enough to cook now give me the batch
Season 4 better be good🔫
Boys, love the podcast. You can thank none other than Sam Willard for my new found love for your podcast. Honestly, perfect to listen to when on a log road trip. Can’t stop laughing, you guys got a talent for this stuff. Keep it up!!
Very funny group of guys! I am constantly laughing out loud while listening to them at work. I look forward to their new episode drops on Mondays! They certainly make Monday mornings not so dreary. Clever, witty banter and a hint of gravitas. This podcast is truly something special. Give them a listen! They will certainly not disappoint… much. :) Keep being awesome guys!
Just started listening to the podcast and it sounds like that guy Pat doesn’t have a chin. Could be his perceived intellectual mind that erases it from his face. Overall a funny show but try not to use such big words all the time, it’s hard for us peasants to understand. Maybe you should all follow Johnny’s lead and get really drunk each time. Happy to be a listener now.
Darlings,
Oh how sweet the sound...
Of voices three
In harmony?
Nay
In puns unhinged
Mostly cringe
But lovable nonetheless
Oh SFH how I love thee
“Tell me how you love me”
Thine jingles bring me joy
Though sung by full grown boys!
AND scene.
Word to the Wise:
Be careful on the streets lads! I hear whispers of a rising clan plotting to dethrone thee!
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Smart Slim Elves....
LOTR impersonation contest request.
“You have no power here Gandalf the Grey”
-Theoden/Saruman
(Laughs included)
Many folks dread mondays, but not me. After a day of going to practice, running a couple of errands, and going to class, I finally get to relax at dinner and listen to Johnny make his puns, (that I admittedly laugh at for multiple reasons), Chris get double teamed every LOTR impersonation contest, and Pat act like he’s Albert Einstein. You boys help clear my mind on a rather busy day and for that I’m very thankful.
Also, Johnny is the way he is cause of whiskey, beer, and his amazing ability ... more
This is some high-brow material; quality and critical commentary that can be enjoyed by intellectuals/philosophers such as myself. Verily, the La Croix of entertainment in a tap-water era.
Aside from mainlining dark roast, this show is my guilty pleasure. Johnny’s chuckle arouses deep amorous feelings I will never truly get over and will haunt me until the day I die. Pat’s intellect breaks boundaries beyond definition and leaves me asking - “where am I and why am I covered in sauce.” At this rate, Chris’s introductions will put toastmasters out of business and finally end their wretched tyranny. Keep up good work boys and remember I am always listening, whether you want me to or n... more
Can not explain how much I enjoy listening to this podcast. Once I hear it I am instantly transported to another realm where I’m soothed by the subtle, sweet whispers of Pat’s alcoholism. I suddenly relax and all my worries go away. I listened to this podcast while going for a walk by the shops near my house and I was scaring and angering people by how hard I was laughing with my headphones in. But I was enjoying myself so much I didn’t have a care in the world! I then went home and immediately ... more
You won’t be disappointed! I measured and it is actually almost 64 inches tall! Material seems to be good quality and shipping was fast. Will definitely order again next time I need an oversized stuffed animal!
I didn’t think until now how someone like Johnny would fit very well at a mic on any of his passions. Talk about a deadly duo
I listen to these guys every morning on my commute to my soul-destroying job. Honestly just brings so much joy. Please keep making these so I can keep binging. And if you haven’t subscribed already, do yourself a favor and hit that button
Don’t listen to this podcast. The only true crime you’ll find here is that you’ll laugh so you cry.
1/10 for labored impressions
2/10 for LOTR knowledge
3/10 for regrettable puns
Comes to a grand total of 13.5/10 in my book.










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