
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.
| Publishes | Weekly | Episodes | 114 | Founded | 5 years ago |
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| Number of Listeners | Category | Comedy | |||

Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the Confession Collective for another week of chaos, questionable logic, and tape-speed chat that nobody fully understands (7 and a half IPS, apparently).
First: Clara’s lunchtime ice creams take a horr... more
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo, Sister Suzi, Sister Holly and Brother Matthew for another week of chaos.
First: a 1950s boarding school in Kenya where the boys welcome new UK teachers with the ultimate classroom icebreaker… bright green ... more
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the crew for another week of sinful silliness, dubious logic, and a very firm reminder to… respect the cupboard. First up, Luke fakes a twisted ankle at his twins’ birthday bash and “heads to A&E”… only ... more
Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo and the crew for a week caught between Valentine’s Day love and Friday-the-13th superstition.
First up: Litmus relives the childhood horror of £40 Caterpillar boots that “mysteriously” shrank on a seaside s... more
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Listening to Matt’s podcast on the drive home from work cheers me up after a busy day. Funniest thing in podcast land. Matt is superb! His team are also very good.
Tony
Love, love, love the confessions! They really cheer me up!
I’ve worked my way through the back catalogue whilst at work as an online shopper! My favourite was Deb in Cuba in the bushes! I’ve had my fellow shoppers ask why I was laughing, I explained I was listening to yourselves so I’m trying to convert them. I have managed to get my partner to now listen too! Thanks Simon and the team for making my shifts fly by! Love the drive time show too! Rosie
Been a huge fan of confessions since the 90s in the very dim and dark past of R1. Love the bants. Holly and Suzie rock and add much needed stability. Matt is a loveable tinker with a big heart for eternal forgiveness! And Simon retains his legend status throughout. What’s not to like - download today!
Father Simon and magnificent righteous medley and Matt,Wow what can I say use to listen to this when was on the dark side but now with greatest hit it’s back and as good as every have this on in my taxi all the time so spreading the great word of confessions even had passengers sign up to it as they have loved what they heard while in the taxi ! Keep up the good work and keep the chuckles coming,
Great to find you again Simon and the gang, I have started listening from the start 107 confessions.
Matt is so funny always forgiving everyone and quiet right to, Simon and the vocal dexterity and then the voice of sense always not forgiving. I find myself laughing out loud when walking the dogs and driving. I started listening to the old confessions on the dark side but now all new and happy, keep up the good work and don’t go anywhere again.
Chris Stamp
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The podcast entertains audiences with a blend of humor and heartfelt confessions from listeners seeking forgiveness for their light-hearted misadventures and misdeeds. Listeners are treated to whimsical tales ranging from workplace blunders, family mishaps, and personal oddities, all narrated by a charming host and his witty co-panelists. Each episode features a collection of relatable and often absurd stories that encourage engagement and laughter while contemplating deeper moral questions regarding human folly and forgiveness.
What particularly stands out is the hosts' infectious chemistry and comedic timing, creating an inviting atmosphere that allows listeners to enjoy the absurdity of everyday life. The combination of personal anecdot... more
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