
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.
| Publishes | Weekly | Episodes | 98 | Founded | 4 years ago |
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| Number of Listeners | Category | Comedy | |||

Step into the hilarious chaos of Simon Mayo's Confessions in this week’s episode! We're kicking things off with Tom, who shares a childhood mishap involving an axe, his brother, and a dramatic trip to A&E—all while contemplating the parenting choices... more
Gather round for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, we set sail with Mr. Bartholomew Blackbeard, who recounts a hilariously chaotic night at a Caribbean rum bar that ends with a drunken quest to find his yacht among a ... more
Step into the spooky confessional for a thrilling Halloween edition of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the entertaining Confessional Collective as they dive into mischievous tales that are both hilarious and hair-raising.
This week,... more
Step into the hilarity of Simon Mayo's Confessions for another unforgettable episode! This week, we're treated to a whirlwind of mischief and mishaps.
Listen in as Malcolm shares his wife's wild adventure involving a waterbed and a surprise police i... more
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I am so happy you’re back. This show should have infinity stars because it is the best. Matt is my favourite (sorry everyone) but I did find a mug in home bargains the other day that reminded me of Holly. It said “pasta la vista baby” 😂🤣 keep up the good work. Long may it continue xxxx
Love it when my phone pings to tell a new episode is ready, it’s like a little end of week treat! More accents though please from Father Simon, I’m quite sure no one would be offended! 10/10! X
Have been listening to Simon Mayo (and team) for decades and when I can’t catch the broadcast use this podcast to catch up and especially for the ‘restricted rating’ ones. Please keep up the good work. Thanks.
Good afternoon to you The Holy Collective. I’ve given you each 5 stars. I think you are all fantastic. Simon, Matt, Suzie and Holly. I think Simon’s creativity that embellishes some of the confessions is out of this world. Matt you are so funny. I wish I could use your laugh for a ring tone because it is next level. I love the morals that the ladies have. They are what keep me on the straight and narrow. Thank you so very much. Please can I have a mug from the tat cupboard x
Five stars to the funniest podcast in existence. I used to listen religiously to Confessions when it was on the Dark Side and so pleased for its triumphant return.
Love the way Simon tells the confessions, especially his accents! Sister Susie and Sister Holly have added to my personal catalogue of Idioms with “Danger, Danger, High Voltage “ and “Sick and Wrong!”.
But most important of all is Matt, I now have a moral compass to help me navigate my way through life and will often ask myself “WWM... more
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Expect laughs and heartwarming revelations as listeners share their comical confessions seeking forgiveness for their past misdeeds. The collection features a diverse range of humorous stories, often involving personal mishaps, misunderstandings, and light-hearted pranks, creating an atmosphere of camaraderie and wit among the hosts and the audience. The podcast has a unique charm as it combines themes of morality, creativity, and human folly with engaging storytelling, making it a delightful escape for those in search of humor and relatable life situations.
With the hosts' charismatic banter and the everyday nature of the confessions, this audio experience resonates with a broad audience, offering both laughs and valuable insights into the... more
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