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No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie
Final Fantasy
Final Fantasy IX
Iko
Black Mage Village
Zidane
Cooking
Sandwiches
Gaming Experiences
Existentialism
Gros Michel
Friendship
Mortality
Gros Michel Bananas
Banana Cream Pie
Hippol
Dagger
Alexandria
Beatrix
Aiko
Dr. Todd

A podcast where we play every Final Fantasy, using recordings from actual play sessions mixed with commentary from our future selves.Hosted by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie.Contact: nockatpodcast@gmail.com or @NOCKATpodcastSupport the show at patreon.com/nockatMerch: etsy.com/shop/nockatJoin the discord: discord.gg/pbPbXzaWZ9NOCKATpodcastP.O. Box 39934Los Angeles CA 90039

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PublishesWeeklyEpisodes268Founded8 years ago
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It’s the season finale! We enter the darkness realm and gather the dark knights from the dark crystals. Then we take on the Cloud of Darkness, to finally bring the light to this world.

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We enter the Syrcus Tower and fight our way up to Xande, the bad guy.

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It’s time to do all the optional stuff and get the secret summons, Leviathan and Bahamut. We also check out the town of Falgabard before heading back to Eureka.

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We enter the Crystal Tower and find the door to Eureka. Inside is a massive dungeon full of endgame weapons guarded by difficult bosses.

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Dungeon master, podcaster, comedian, and philosopher
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Hosts

Jeff Eckman
Co-host of No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy. Affiliation varies by episode, frequently tied to NOCKAT.
Ryan Kasmiskie
Co-host of No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy. Affiliation varies by episode, frequently tied to NOCKAT.

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4.9 out of 5 stars from 866 ratings
  • An amazing podcast for Final Fantasy fans.

    Don’t understand why a video game podcast about Final Fantasy is getting downvoted for being political. If you’re mad about it you’re on the wrong side of history, Cecil in Final Fantasy 4 taught us to question the injustices of our nation.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    SJT9791
    United Statesa month ago
  • To any haters

    Great podcast! It’s unfortunate that some people in the comments are attacking these great podcasters that are just talking about what’s going on in the world. You guys are doing great! Don’t listen to these miserable people.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Disneyfreak1998
    United Statesa month ago
  • Get Over Yourselves

    As a Final Fantasy play through podcast, these guys were so much fun in earlier seasons. Now, it just seems like playing these games don’t have the charm they use to.

    Also, now they want to get political? It’s an FF podcast, be apolitical. Play the game, commentate on it, and laugh. But no, no, no. Now they have to virtue signal to a “modern audience.” It’s no one wonder their later seasons are miserable, they’re projecting their miserable lives.

    Apple Podcasts
    1
    SweetheartJen829
    United States2 months ago
  • These guys rock

    Listening since 2018 and love the blend of gaming, friends, and pop culture. Keep going guys, everyone needs to know about this.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Jadehawk77
    United States5 months ago
  • Love these guys! Jeff and Ryan say it best in the first episode; the unexamined life is not worth living. But what happens when you examine that life and find that it's not worth living? No one can know about this colossal, glorious waste of life! For die hard Final Fantasy fans only unless you just love the sweet dulcet tones of Jeff and Ryan's voice.

    Podcast Addict
    5
    Besiker
    5 months ago

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S8E16 - The Basement of the End
Q: What should we do after this dungeon?
The hosts consider going back to the floating continent to seek out Bahamut and Leviathan before they continue their journey.
S8E16 - The Basement of the End
Q: Should we have this guy on our show?
No, the hosts decide against having Tom Moore, a Canadian real estate specialist, on their show. They express that the idea seems boring and unnecessary.

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The show blends long-form gameplay discussions of classic and modern Final Fantasy titles with humorous banter, personal anecdotes, and occasional social commentary. Episodes juxtapose playthrough analysis—boss strategies, classes, summons, and world-building—with meta conversation about gaming culture, fan communities, and current events. A standout is the duo's chemistry and editorial mix, which often includes retrospective reflections, bonus content teases, and audience engagement via Patreon and a dedicated discord. It's likely to appeal to listeners who want entertaining takes on retro RPGs, along with thoughtful, sometimes political, perspectives presented in a witty, down-to-earth style.

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