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If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes

If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
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Christian Horner
Los Angeles
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Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed.

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merritt, Niki and John, convene as a counsel of force ghosts for their regularly-scheduled parliamentary duties, which include determining how many snakes Chewbacca has seen, pulling a gun on Yoda, merritt's serial killer breakfast menu, john's ongoi... more

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Recent Guests

LB Hunktears
Recurring guest and friend of the hosts
Episode: shoes.help
Michael P. Higham
Celebrity guest and shoulder massager
Episode: Where's Vatican 2?
Michael Higham
Tech reviews editor at ign.com and a fan of the podcast
Imagine Games Network
Episode: Your Own Piss on Your Own Terms

Hosts

Niki Grayson
Co-host known for her comedic insights and parenting experiences, often injecting humor into serious topics.
John Warren
Co-host and storyteller with a knack for humorous anecdotes, brings personal experiences to the table.
Merrick Kay
Co-hosts with a background in comedic entertainment and insights into contemporary culture.

Reviews

4.9 out of 5 stars from 209 ratings
  • If Jenga Were a Podcast

    I closed my eyes and started at the very beginning after being a buzz buzz VGBees listener. Video games good but silly friends giving guidance on how to shut your peepers and navigate under that wet ball in the sky also good. Five star.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Talamat
    United States21 days ago
  • It’s good

    I’ve never seen Ted lasso but I bet that guy ate it like groceries

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    JessJeverage
    Canada5 months ago
  • Best company a guy could ask for. Golf in our ears and comedy out there not like

    LI am proud to say that I go way over the top to stay dedicated to the bit whenever there is funny to uncover. Does this make me “weird” sometimes? Yes. Does it make me hard to follow in conversation as I try to find the peak of any particular joke? Also yes. But this podcast makes me feel less alone. It’s great to listen to hosts who understand the responsibility to find the funniest version of any joke worth telling.

    If my brain could be recorded, I think it would just be a replica of this s... more

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    b bd d jj i
    United States5 months ago
  • really good show

    there are a lot of shows where you can hear opinions. this is the best show for hearing facts, that are wrong

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    sleeptalky
    United States6 months ago
  • Ahhhhhhhhh....

    its like scratching dandruff off surface of brain, heretofore unknown relief!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    spwndlove
    United States6 months ago

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Fans express excitement for the dynamic between the hosts and their comedic chemistry.
Listeners appreciate the entertaining and absurd discussions that feel like hanging out with friends.
The podcast has been described as a refreshing take on typical conversations, often making listeners think while they laugh.
The humor is noted as relatable and often reflective of the quirks of everyday life.
Reviewers frequently mention the entertaining anecdotes and the unpredictable direction of the discussions.

Chart Rankings

How this podcast ranks in the Apple Podcasts, Spotify and YouTube charts.

Apple Podcasts
#195
United States/Comedy/Improv
Apple Podcasts
#57
Canada/Comedy/Improv
Apple Podcasts
#168
United Kingdom/Comedy/Improv
Apple Podcasts
#76
Italy/Comedy/Improv
Apple Podcasts
#215
Australia/Comedy/Improv
Apple Podcasts
#85
Norway/Comedy/Improv

Talking Points

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Sorghum & The Famous Chicken
Q: In Mexico and other Latin American countries, which grain is sold popped like popcorn and mixed with sugar or honey?
The correct answer is amaranth, which is a staple in Mexican cuisine.
Sorghum & The Famous Chicken
Q: Which of these grains naturally contains gluten?
The correct answer is rye, which is the only one of the options that contains gluten.
Sorghum & The Famous Chicken
Q: Which of these grains is a source of complete protein?
The answer is quinoa, which contains all essential amino acids in a healthy balance.
Gimmick Month: Oops, Other People's Gimmicks
Q: Did you know Bug Hall had an interesting few years?
They discuss his controversies, including his conversion to Catholicism and social media troubles.
Gimmick Month: Oops, Other People's Gimmicks
Q: What is remixed from modern F If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes?
The theme for Gimmick Month is an annual tradition on the podcast where different topics are humorously dissected.

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The show features a group of hosts engaging in humorous and irreverent commentary on a wide array of topics, ranging from food culture and corporate absurdities to pop culture references and quirky personal anecdotes. Their light-hearted banter is characterized by a blend of insightful storytelling and absurd hypotheticals, often leading them through unexpected tangential discussions that keep the content fresh and entertaining. Each episode provides a mix of comedic relief and reflective moments, creating an engaging atmosphere for listeners who enjoy both laughs and thoughtful insights about life's peculiarities.

Listeners are likely drawn to the podcast for its unique take on everyday subjects, where humor and relatable experiences int... more

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