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If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes

If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes

Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed. Get bonus content on Patreon more

PublishesWeeklyEpisodes77Foundeda year ago
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Latest Episodes

LB, Niki and John open their ongoing notes document and attack this week's agenda, which includes John's new screenplay idea, a new crops-based gambling venture, solving Bruno Mars' gambling debt situation, finding new tax loopholes, addressing the i... more

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6 days ago

John, LB and Niki take a trip down memory lane, reminiscing over what it was like to live in the era of "the TV is on," in addition to nuanced discussions of softcore pornography; John's dog's ballsack; sending butthole pics to Matt; if Starbucks had... more

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13 days ago

The crying sky of Los Angeles, which cannot be consoled, will not prevent LB, Niki and John from discussing the various ongoing perils surrounding one of history's greatest sports (video games), in addition to Niki's mounting CPAP debt; bog standard ... more

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20 days ago

Niki and LB help an extremely sleepy John overcome his post-flight fatigue by discussing the mysterious woman he saw at the airport; the food in New Orleans; Niki's new best friend Kelly 🤝; LB getting they German passport; if Scandal was made for $1... more

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a month ago

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4.9 out of 5 stars from 74 ratings
  • If you’re reading this, I love your podcast.

    I love you freaks—y’all never fail to make my day :)

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Klrbee16
    United States2 months ago
  • !!

    Iydcye is my favorite true crime podcast, I’m xtremely invested in finding out how this child kidnapping situation is resolved

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    growsimian
    United States2 months ago
  • An interesting contradiction

    I have been listening to this podcast since the beginning and even before when they did the show under a different name. They are funny most of the time, though sometimes they do have bits that don’t land (The Darth Maul kidnapping thing: it stanks, boys. It stanks). more

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    5
    LJTheWay1987
    United States2 months ago
  • awesome show great job

    the parasocial relationships i have with the hosts worries me and it is not helped by the very real fact that if i ever see them in public they will dig a hole with me, provided i boss up and throw down a grip of cash. more

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    5
    derekkrencik
    United States4 months ago
  • hey LB pls read my review on the podcast

    hi friends your podcast is my favorite. i like that it’s weird and i enjoy all the new science facts i learn every time, like how the sun is wet and that everything the blood touches is drugs. very informative 👍 thanks for being rad

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    5
    SilverWolf .
    United States4 months ago

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#245 United States/Comedy/Improv
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#100 Canada/Comedy/Improv
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#193 Germany/Comedy/Improv
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#34 Finland/Comedy/Improv
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#67 Austria/Comedy/Improv
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#82 Ireland/Comedy/Improv

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