If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes
If You're Driving, Close Your EyesWelcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a podcast about navigating the cruelty chaos, and wonder of our terrifying world. Niki, John, LB— and our producer Jordo— try to find meaning and clarity one or twelve subjects at a time: from the menu at Cheesecake Factory to a human man dressed up as Snoopy tucking you into bed. Get bonus content on Patreon more
| Publishes | Weekly | Episodes | 89 | Founded | 2 years ago |
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| Number of Listeners | Categories | ImprovComedySociety & Culture | |||
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Gimmick month continues with our first-annual Master Chief Beach Week, the replacement holiday full of sand, sun and fun! Or that's what the copy says anyway, in practice it's mostly talk about the various ways that white people ruin the beach withou... more
John, Niki and LB are all in the same place! Wowie zowie! That means an in-person recording, which also means the audio is a little roomier than usual, but the vibes are still just like you like 'em! Topics of discussion for this week include (but ar... more
John, Niki and LB ascend the Gender Tower for an episode that's going to be just as much of a surprise for you as it is for me, because I haven't heard it yet! Also featuring a surprise visit from Former Chief Medical Advisor to the President of Unit... more
Teetering on the edge of oblivion, four friends (three regular and one frog) embark on a sacred journey of personal discovery. During their travels, the group discusses many topics of importance, including why Jon Bon Jovi cheated on his wife, what t... more
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Best jpegs. Moaning in agony as my abdominal muscles disintegrate from laughing so hard. Video version make me laugh cry. Scam text theater is modern art.
Apple Podcasts5johnpatrick89
United Statesa month ago - its genuinely really funny
one of the only podcasts that makes my entire body shake as i'm squeezing my eyelids shut and dry heaving while driving
Apple Podcasts5BlippyboobearUnited Statesa month ago - I can’t stop imagining
Fighiting Darth maul the 22nd cenutry sphere but I can imagine being saved by my heroes at if your driving close your eyes, armed with shovels ready to redeem themselves for losing a school bus full of children ✌️
Apple Podcasts5growsimianUnited Statesa month ago - Gout 2
Electric boogaloo could potentially unseat gourdzilla new empire for my most anticipated movie !!
Apple Podcasts5growsimianUnited States3 months ago - If you’re reading this, I love your podcast.
I love you freaks—y’all never fail to make my day :)
Apple Podcasts5Klrbee16United States4 months ago
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Apple Podcasts | #176 | United States/Comedy/Improv |
Apple Podcasts | #143 |  Canada/Comedy/Improv |
Apple Podcasts | #165 |  United Kingdom/Comedy/Improv |
Apple Podcasts | #211 |  Germany/Comedy/Improv |
Apple Podcasts | #231 |  Australia/Comedy/Improv |
Apple Podcasts | #84 |  Finland/Comedy/Improv |
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