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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy
Customer Service
One-Star Reviews
Humor
Thanksgiving
Cracker Barrel
Reviews
QVC
Home Chef
Consumer Reviews
Chuck E. Cheese
Bell Towers
Nostalgia
Food Reviews
Fireworks
Yelp
Moving Companies
St. Patrick's Day
Patreon
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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

PublishesWeeklyEpisodes467Founded8 years ago
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Recent Guests

Michelle Collins
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Episode: 408: Reviews of Froyo with Michelle Collins
Roz Hernandez
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Episode: 402: Reviews of Toothpaste with Roz Hernandez
Jessie Jetski Johnson
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Episode: 398: Reviews of Diners with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson
Rhiannon Schieher
Listener contributor who sent an email and memory
Listener community
Episode: 395: Reviews of Bath & Body Works
Sean Heahim
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Listener community
Episode: 395: Reviews of Bath & Body Works
Stacey Schroeder
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Episode: 393: Reviews of Costco
Zachariah Porter
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Episode: 388: Reviews of Home Goods with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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Episode: 380: Reviews of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Bridger Winegar

Hosts

Xandy Schiefer
Comedy podcast host and comedian
Christine Schiefer
Comedy podcast host and co-host of That's Why We Drink

Reviews

4.8 out of 5 stars from 14.4k ratings
  • I came across this podcast around when it first started, and really liked it! I drifted away from it (and podcasts) for a while, and seven years later I remembered it and gave it a try again.

    It's still rather fantastic!! I'm working through the backlog and enjoying every minute of it. It's a good, funny, lighthearted listen while I'm working on my spreadsheets.

    10/10 (or 5/5), would recommend

    Podcast Addict
    5
    Boonallyr
    23 days ago
  • Love it!

    I love this podcast so much. I understand you have to get your bag, but the amount of adds is getting frustrating. I’d rather have one long section of adds I can skip than three or four smaller add breaks. It’s like 8 minutes of adds. It’s just getting a little out of hand I’m sorry

    Apple Podcasts
    4
    69yarn69
    United States24 days ago
  • Love it!

    Podcast Addict
    5
    SullySunshine620
    a month ago
  • No more guests

    These two are so funny together with their references and chemistry. When guests are on it gets frantic and the humor plummets.

    Apple Podcasts
    4
    Pekkle0!
    United Statesa month ago
  • Thought of Xandy the other day…

    When I saw a bumper sticker that says “On my way to cry at a lighthouse.”

    This show is perfection.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Wonderwommon
    United Statesa month ago

Listeners Say

Key themes from listener reviews, highlighting what works and what could be improved about the show.

A portion of listeners prefer the sibling duo without guests, saying guest episodes can feel less focused or disrupt the usual rhythm.
Listeners frequently praise the siblings' chemistry, shared references, and ability to make dramatic readings consistently funny.
Ad frequency and placement are a recurring complaint, with some listeners saying breaks interrupt the listening experience.
The dramatic delivery of ridiculous real-world reviews is a recurring source of laughter and a distinctive part of the format.
Some listeners describe the episodes as comforting, mood-lifting company and enjoy returning to them repeatedly.

Chart Rankings

How this podcast ranks in the Apple Podcasts, Spotify and YouTube charts.

Apple Podcasts
#146
United States/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#187
Canada/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#89
Belgium/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#128
Russia/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#158
New Zealand/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#174
Finland/Comedy

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Frequently Asked Questions About Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

What is Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet about and what kind of topics does it cover?

Siblings Christine and Xandy Schiefer turn real one-star reviews into comic performances, reading the most dramatic complaints aloud and riffing on the people, products, and places behind them. Episodes usually take a theme, from lunchboxes and board games to restaurants, bookstores, or summer camps, and build a long-form conversation around the reviews, with personal anecdotes, childhood memories, recurring jokes, and occasional audience submissions. The format is informal and conversational, with the siblings' contrasting reactions and shared history at its center. Some episodes bring in comedian or media guests, though the core appeal is the hosts' back-and-forth and their ability to make everyday consumer grievances entertaining. The hu... more

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2. Roz Hernandez
3. Jessie Jetski Johnson
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5. Sean Heahim
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7. Zachariah Porter
8. Jonathan Carson

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