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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy
Customer Service
One-Star Reviews
Humor
Thanksgiving
Cracker Barrel
QVC
Reviews
Home Chef
Consumer Reviews
Chuck E. Cheese
Bell Towers
Nostalgia
Fireworks
Food Reviews
Yelp
Moving Companies
St. Patrick's Day
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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

PublishesWeeklyEpisodes464Founded8 years ago
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Recent Guests

Michelle Collins
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Episode: 408: Reviews of Froyo with Michelle Collins
Roz Hernandez
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Episode: 402: Reviews of Toothpaste with Roz Hernandez
Jessie Jetski Johnson
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Episode: 398: Reviews of Diners with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson
Rhiannon Schieher
Listener contributor who sent an email and memory
Listener community
Episode: 395: Reviews of Bath & Body Works
Sean Heahim
Listener contributor who submitted a Bath & Body Works review (Mall of America)
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Episode: 395: Reviews of Bath & Body Works
Stacey Schroeder
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Episode: 393: Reviews of Costco
Zachariah Porter
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Episode: 388: Reviews of Home Goods with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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Hosts

Christine Schiefer
Host of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
Xandy Schiefer
Host of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Reviews

4.8 out of 5 stars from 14.3k ratings
  • Premise is great, hosts are terrible.

    Weak banter, overreactions and incredibly boring conversations. Tried to give it a shot but it was just too unbearable.

    Audible
    1
    Su
    United States2 months ago
  • Good concept

    I think the concept is awesome, but in practice they go out of their way to assume corporations are always in the right which is a bit tired

    Apple Podcasts
    2
    nogg he dtghggfg
    United States2 months ago
  • Fun and light hearted

    They are great fun banter, crazy reviews and will leave you laughing and feeling light hearted

    Audible
    5
    Yvonne
    United States3 months ago
  • Phenomenal

    This podcast is perfect and so funny.

    You simply MUST look up the restaurant Vigneto Cafe in highland NY. The owner responses are so absolutely wild.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    goodpodclub
    United States3 months ago
  • Bartholomew!

    You two crack me up - and I never thought I’d ever hear of another person for whom The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins is their favorite Dr Seuss book!!! Keep us laughing. Thanks guys.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Humanperson70
    United States3 months ago

Listeners Say

Key themes from listener reviews, highlighting what works and what could be improved about the show.

Listeners praise the sibling banter and chaotic energy.
Common critique is occasional over-enthusiasm affecting clarity, especially during rapid-fire reads.
Fans love the guest installments and offbeat topic mix.

Chart Rankings

How this podcast ranks in the Apple Podcasts, Spotify and YouTube charts.

Apple Podcasts
#177
United States/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#161
South Africa/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#196
Finland/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#209
Denmark/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#215
Russia/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#217
Brazil/Comedy

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What is Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet about and what kind of topics does it cover?

Two sibling hosts deliver fast-paced, chaotic read-alouds of real one-star reviews across a wide range of products and experiences, often weaving in guests, running gags, and collaborative improv. The format blends sharp banter with dramatic readings, spoofed brand interactions, and playful debates that pivot around consumer culture, internet reviews, and everyday absurdities. Notable strengths include a highly energetic dynamic between the co-hosts, a flexible guest roster that keeps episodes fresh, and frequent sponsor integrations that feel like part of the bit rather than traditional ads. The show tends to attract listeners who enjoy irreverent humor, pop-culture riffing, and community-driven review theatrics, making it a strong fit for... more

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2. Roz Hernandez
3. Jessie Jetski Johnson
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5. Sean Heahim
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8. Jonathan Carson

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