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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy
Customer Service
One-Star Reviews
Humor
Thanksgiving
Cracker Barrel
Reviews
QVC
Home Chef
Consumer Reviews
Chuck E. Cheese
Bell Towers
Nostalgia
Food Reviews
Fireworks
Yelp
Moving Companies
St. Patrick's Day
Patreon
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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

PublishesWeeklyEpisodes454Founded8 years ago
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Recent Guests

Jessie Jetski Johnson
Special guest; performer on Jet Fuel, touring comedian/musician
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Episode: 398: Reviews of Diners with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson
Rhiannon Schieher
Listener contributor who sent an email and memory
Listener community
Episode: 395: Reviews of Bath & Body Works
Sean Heahim
Listener contributor who submitted a Bath & Body Works review (Mall of America)
Listener community
Episode: 395: Reviews of Bath & Body Works
Stacey Schroeder
Host of Stacey, a podcast
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Episode: 393: Reviews of Costco
Zachariah Porter
Content creator and co-host of Camp Counselors
Camp Counselors (podcast)
Episode: 388: Reviews of Home Goods with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
Jonathan Carson
Content creator and co-host of Camp Counselors
Camp Counselors (podcast)
Episode: 388: Reviews of Home Goods with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
Bridger Winegar
Writer, comedian, expert on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives
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Episode: 380: Reviews of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Bridger Winegar
Byron Marin
Co-host of For Your Amusement, a theme park podcast
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Episode: 375: Reviews of Benihana with Byron Marin and Ryan Bergara
Ryan Bergara
Co-host of For Your Amusement, a theme park podcast
For Your Amusement
Episode: 375: Reviews of Benihana with Byron Marin and Ryan Bergara

Hosts

Xandy Schiefer
Host of Beach Too Sandy Water Too Wet; known for dynamic, energetic banter with sister co-host.
Christine Schiefer
Co-host and co-creator of the show; brings sharp wit and dramatic storytelling alongside brother-sister banter.

Reviews

4.8 out of 5 stars from 14.3k ratings
  • Fun and light hearted

    They are great fun banter, crazy reviews and will leave you laughing and feeling light hearted

    Audible
    5
    Yvonne
    United States13 days ago
  • Phenomenal

    This podcast is perfect and so funny.

    You simply MUST look up the restaurant Vigneto Cafe in highland NY. The owner responses are so absolutely wild.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    goodpodclub
    United Statesa month ago
  • Bartholomew!

    You two crack me up - and I never thought I’d ever hear of another person for whom The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins is their favorite Dr Seuss book!!! Keep us laughing. Thanks guys.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Humanperson70
    United Statesa month ago
  • I’d give it 6 stars if I could.

    Never get enough of these two!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Jett Kurt
    United States2 months ago
  • No more guests!

    BTSWTW was pretty much perfect for years. I don’t know why they felt the need to bring guests in.

    The guest episodes are awkward. Christine is manic. She talks too fast and too much, and interrupts everyone.

    Minus one star for that bad decision and minus another for the “EEK!”s. I get the joke. It’s not worth having my eardrums squealed at.

    Apple Podcasts
    3
    DefinitelyNotCrazy
    United States2 months ago

Listeners Say

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Some listeners mention the rapid-fire format and sponsor reads as a standout, adding to the show's unique rhythm.
Listeners praise the hosts' chemistry and humor, noting the show's ability to make them laugh out loud.
Commenters often describe the show as uplifting and comforting, even when discussing outrageous reviews.
Fans appreciate guest episodes and cross-podcast collaborations that broaden the humor and topics.

Chart Rankings

How this podcast ranks in the Apple Podcasts, Spotify and YouTube charts.

Apple Podcasts
#146
United States/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#222
Canada/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#225
Australia/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#38
Saudi Arabia/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#46
Netherlands/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#79
Argentina/Comedy

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Two siblings read and riff on one-star reviews across a wide range of brands, products, and experiences, delivering rapid-fire, comedic commentary fueled by personal anecdotes and running gags. Episodes often weave in sponsor reads and playful audience engagement, with guests from related shows or cultural niches adding extra texture. Notably, the show thrives on high-energy banter, cross-podcast shout-outs, and a uniquely chaotic, uplifting vibe that keeps listeners laughing through outrageous reviews and tangents. This mix makes it appealing for listeners who enjoy humorous storytelling, sharp improv, and lighthearted criticism of everyday consumer culture.

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1. Jessie Jetski Johnson
2. Rhiannon Schieher
3. Sean Heahim
4. Stacey Schroeder
5. Zachariah Porter
6. Jonathan Carson
7. Bridger Winegar
8. Byron Marin

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