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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy
Customer Service
One-Star Reviews
Humor
Thanksgiving
Cracker Barrel
QVC
Reviews
Home Chef
Consumer Reviews
Chuck E. Cheese
Bell Towers
Food Reviews
Nostalgia
Fireworks
Yelp
Moving Companies
St. Patrick's Day
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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

PublishesWeeklyEpisodes446Founded8 years ago
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Comedy

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Recent Guests

Zachariah Porter
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Episode: 388: Reviews of Home Goods with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
Jonathan Carson
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Episode: 388: Reviews of Home Goods with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
Bridger Winegar
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Episode: 380: Reviews of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Bridger Winegar
Byron Marin
Co-host of For Your Amusement, a theme park podcast
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Episode: 375: Reviews of Benihana with Byron Marin and Ryan Bergara
Ryan Bergara
Co-host of For Your Amusement, a theme park podcast
For Your Amusement
Episode: 375: Reviews of Benihana with Byron Marin and Ryan Bergara
Bryan Green
Host of The Commercial Break podcast
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Episode: 367: Reviews of Renaissance Faires with Bryan Green
Nurse Blake
Registered nurse, viral content creator, healthcare advocate, and nationally touring comedian
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Episode: 362: Reviews of Hospitals with Nurse Blake
Alexander Schiefer
Special guest and brother of Xandy
Episode: 275: Reviews of Fad Water Bottles

Hosts

Xandy Schiefer
Host of Beach Too Sandy Water Too Wet; known for dynamic, energetic banter with sister co-host.
Christine Schiefer
Co-host and co-creator of the show; brings sharp wit and dramatic storytelling alongside brother-sister banter.

Reviews

4.8 out of 5 stars from 14.2k ratings
  • literally crying at work smothering my giggles

    came from atwwd and I don’t know what took me so long, they are literally giving me uncontrollable giggles, obsessed

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Savannahmrrwrw
    United States9 days ago
  • Love this podcast but some of the stuff they talk about makes me uncomfortable. Challenge: people mentioning that they are hot.

    Podcast Addict
    4
    floofin sun love
    21 days ago
  • Worst idea for a podcast ever

    This podcast kept getting promoted in ads for other great podcast I listen to. And like come on, we can’t make everything a podcast.

    Apple Podcasts
    1
    djbrianbri
    United Statesa month ago
  • So funny

    I look forward to this podcast every week! Xtine and Xandy always make me laugh, reading people’s ridiculous reviews.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Summer's Mama
    United Statesa month ago
  • So funny

    Makes lol all the time

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    EmilyDulinThomas
    United Statesa month ago

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Some listeners mention the rapid-fire format and sponsor reads as a standout, adding to the show's unique rhythm.
Listeners praise the hosts' chemistry and humor, noting the show's ability to make them laugh out loud.
Commenters often describe the show as uplifting and comforting, even when discussing outrageous reviews.
Fans appreciate guest episodes and cross-podcast collaborations that broaden the humor and topics.

Chart Rankings

How this podcast ranks in the Apple Podcasts, Spotify and YouTube charts.

Apple Podcasts
#165
United States/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#183
Canada/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#84
Poland/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#201
Philippines/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#208
Colombia/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#218
Russia/Comedy

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Two siblings read and riff on one-star reviews across a wide range of brands, products, and experiences, delivering rapid-fire, comedic commentary fueled by personal anecdotes and running gags. Episodes often weave in sponsor reads and playful audience engagement, with guests from related shows or cultural niches adding extra texture. Notably, the show thrives on high-energy banter, cross-podcast shout-outs, and a uniquely chaotic, uplifting vibe that keeps listeners laughing through outrageous reviews and tangents. This mix makes it appealing for listeners who enjoy humorous storytelling, sharp improv, and lighthearted criticism of everyday consumer culture.

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6. Bryan Green
7. Nurse Blake
8. Alexander Schiefer

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