
A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.
| Publishes | Weekly | Episodes | 457 | Founded | 8 years ago |
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| Number of Listeners | Category | Comedy | |||

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They are great fun banter, crazy reviews and will leave you laughing and feeling light hearted
This podcast is perfect and so funny.
You simply MUST look up the restaurant Vigneto Cafe in highland NY. The owner responses are so absolutely wild.
You two crack me up - and I never thought I’d ever hear of another person for whom The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins is their favorite Dr Seuss book!!! Keep us laughing. Thanks guys.
Never get enough of these two!
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Minus one star for that bad decision and minus another for the “EEK!”s. I get the joke. It’s not worth having my eardrums squealed at.
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Two sibling hosts deliver fast-paced, chaotic read-alouds of real one-star reviews across a wide range of products and experiences, often weaving in guests, running gags, and collaborative improv. The format blends sharp banter with dramatic readings, spoofed brand interactions, and playful debates that pivot around consumer culture, internet reviews, and everyday absurdities. Notable strengths include a highly energetic dynamic between the co-hosts, a flexible guest roster that keeps episodes fresh, and frequent sponsor integrations that feel like part of the bit rather than traditional ads. The show tends to attract listeners who enjoy irreverent humor, pop-culture riffing, and community-driven review theatrics, making it a strong fit for... more
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