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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

PublishesWeeklyEpisodes434Founded7 years ago
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Recent Guests

Bridger Winegar
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Episode: 380: Reviews of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Bridger Winegar
Byron Marin
Co-host of For Your Amusement, a theme park podcast
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Episode: 375: Reviews of Benihana with Byron Marin and Ryan Bergara
Ryan Bergara
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For Your Amusement
Episode: 375: Reviews of Benihana with Byron Marin and Ryan Bergara
Bryan Green
Host of The Commercial Break podcast
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Episode: 367: Reviews of Renaissance Faires with Bryan Green
Nurse Blake
Registered nurse, viral content creator, healthcare advocate, and nationally touring comedian
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Episode: 362: Reviews of Hospitals with Nurse Blake
Alexander Schiefer
Special guest and brother of Xandy
Episode: 275: Reviews of Fad Water Bottles

Hosts

Christine Schiefer
Co-host and sister host known for her humorous commentary and sibling banter.
Xandy Schiefer
Co-host and brother host who adds lively commentary and sibling humor to the episodes.
Zandy Schiefer
Sister host, frequently contributing to the comedic dynamic of the show.

Reviews

4.8 out of 5 stars from 14.1k ratings
  • Hilarious!

    Love listening to these two. Always makes me laugh!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Yo mamma!
    United Statesa month ago
  • So funny!

    Love it😍😍

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    why is every name used?
    Chinaa month ago
  • Best ever!!

    Hands down my favorite podcast. I have listened multiple times through!!!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Zerbalicious
    United Statesa month ago
  • This podcast is so funny!

    Podchaser
    5
    Salty_Raven
    a month ago
  • Love the podcast!😁

    This podcast makes me laugh and reminds me even though things can be bad, it doesnt mean it sucks. 🍪🥞🍝 keep up the good work!!!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Spaghetti cat the 1st
    United States2 months ago

Listeners Say

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Some criticisms hint at occasional overexcitement or excess laughter that can disrupt clarity for some listeners, but overall sentiment sways heavily positive.
The light-hearted critiques and personal anecdotes stand out, making the show relatable and entertaining for a wide audience. Reviews note listeners often laugh out loud, indicating strong comedic delivery.
Listeners praise the podcast for its comedic value and sibling dynamics, often mentioning how the hosts' chemistry makes for an engaging listening experience.
Many appreciate the humor derived from absurd consumer reviews, as it brings a refreshing take on everyday frustrations.

Chart Rankings

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Apple Podcasts
#202
United States/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#201
Canada/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#106
Brazil/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#109
Hong Kong/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#151
Spain/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#242
Netherlands/Comedy

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Frequently Asked Questions About Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

What is Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet about and what kind of topics does it cover?

The content consists of comedic readings of one-star reviews from various aspects of consumer culture, such as services, products, and experiences. The hosts, who are siblings, bring a lively and humorous perspective to the often absurd complaints shared by customers. They explore a myriad of subjects from televangelists and party buses to more quirky topics like novelty kitchen tools and even hangover cures. Each episode is characterized by personal anecdotes intertwined with the reviews, creating a relatable and entertaining experience for listeners. What makes this podcast unique is the sibling dynamic that infuses each discussion with a playful banter, appealing to those looking for lighthearted humor amidst everyday frustrations.

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