
A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.
| Publishes | Weekly | Episodes | 467 | Founded | 8 years ago |
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| Number of Listeners | Category | Comedy | |||

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I came across this podcast around when it first started, and really liked it! I drifted away from it (and podcasts) for a while, and seven years later I remembered it and gave it a try again.
It's still rather fantastic!! I'm working through the backlog and enjoying every minute of it. It's a good, funny, lighthearted listen while I'm working on my spreadsheets.
10/10 (or 5/5), would recommend
I love this podcast so much. I understand you have to get your bag, but the amount of adds is getting frustrating. I’d rather have one long section of adds I can skip than three or four smaller add breaks. It’s like 8 minutes of adds. It’s just getting a little out of hand I’m sorry
Love it!
These two are so funny together with their references and chemistry. When guests are on it gets frantic and the humor plummets.
When I saw a bumper sticker that says “On my way to cry at a lighthouse.”
This show is perfection.
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Siblings Christine and Xandy Schiefer turn real one-star reviews into comic performances, reading the most dramatic complaints aloud and riffing on the people, products, and places behind them. Episodes usually take a theme, from lunchboxes and board games to restaurants, bookstores, or summer camps, and build a long-form conversation around the reviews, with personal anecdotes, childhood memories, recurring jokes, and occasional audience submissions. The format is informal and conversational, with the siblings' contrasting reactions and shared history at its center. Some episodes bring in comedian or media guests, though the core appeal is the hosts' back-and-forth and their ability to make everyday consumer grievances entertaining. The hu... more
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