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Absolutely Not

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"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.


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Latest Episodes

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back south of the border from her weekend of shows in Toronto. After getting held up at the border, listening to a threesome all night and crushing an international Nordstrom- she lives to tel... more

10 days ago

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is back in the LA studios fresh from a midwest weekend on tour. She's working, but apparently not enough to save her from being humbled in a burger joint by general manager who takes his job REA... more

17 days ago

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is back from a 3-day bender on the West coast. She saw a mormon trying to escape in Salt Lake, a man with a neck tat cry in Phoenix and a drive-by in Sacramento. Three amazing shows but spilling ... more

24 days ago


4.9 out of 5 stars from 13k ratings
  • Look forward to it weekly

    I literally wake up on Wednesdays smiling knowing I get to listen and giggle to this lady! So relatable but also goes off on most random tangents and I’m here for it! Love and light!

    Apple Podcasts
    United States4 months ago
  • Love this podcast!!!

    This is one of my most favorite podcasts! I enjoy this so incredibly much! Thank you for making me laugh so hard I cry! Keep the great material coming!!

    Apple Podcasts
    United States4 months ago
  • Hump Day NEEEED

    I look forward to Heather’s podcast every Wednesday morning & get legitimately sad when it comes out too late on wed morn for me to listen to while getting ready for work. I listen to a lot of stuff, but this is the one thing that makes me forget about being an attorney for a bit, and actually guarantees laughs and smiles on a work day. The stories, call-ins, characterization of fictional people to make a point….PURE GOLD. love you Heather

    Apple Podcasts
    United States4 months ago
  • Your girl from Boston

    You bring me light, laughter and keep it real. Thank you some much for welcoming everyone. Love ya.. Robyn too!

    Apple Podcasts
    United States4 months ago
  • Great podcast!

    She’s awesome, hysterical, and down to earth. Will keep you laughing the entire time!

    Apple Podcasts
    United States4 months ago

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