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Absolutely Not

Dear Media
Comedy
Motherhood
Australia
Holidays
Thanksgiving
Family Dynamics
Humor
IVF
Mental Health
Cat Cremation
AG1
Shopping
Voicemails
Emmys
Sydney Harbour Bridge
Female Empowerment
Vision Boards
Grammys
Christmas Shopping
Heather Mcmahan

"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will d... more

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On this episode, Heather welcomes 2026 with a fresh calendar and a fresh injury— her burnt titty. She celebrates the highs of Ole Miss making a national run and the lows of credit card points betraying her Japan plans. She then dives into your voice... more

On this episode, Heather is ringing in the New Year with her favorite people, YOU! 2025 has been a series of ups and downs, but as we all know we can attribute this to not finishing the Vision Board last year. Heather is giving the best practices fo... more

On this episode from the Christmas of 2022, Heather is sitting down with her Italian stallion to recap 2022 highs and lows as well as doomsday prep for 2023. Jeff and Heather both share their "rose and thorn" of the year and never really address how ... more

On this episode, Heather is back from her Parisian getaway with Jackie Schimmel. She chats about her very adult gift decisions, how she tried to bamboozle the Hermes sales associate, the French version of Erewohn, and where she wants to travel to nex... more

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Recent Guests

Jared Hughes
Incredible interior designer, artist, and tastemaker from Atlanta, Georgia.
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Episode: Sparkle in the Eyes with Jared Hughes
Atsuko Okatsuka
Comedian and star of HBO special 'Father'
Hulu
Episode: 5 Years Left with Atsuko Okatsuka
Raymond Padilla
Guest and comedian, discussed 'Dog the Bounty Hunter' and Beth Chapman
Episode: All Dogs Go To Heaven with Raymond Padilla
Sam Morril
Comedian and touring comic
Episode: Made for Morning TV with Sam Morril
Jackie Schimmel
Comedian and podcast host, close friend of Heather
Episode: Further West
Sara Blakely
Entrepreneur and founder of Spanx, known for her innovative spirit and contributions to women's fashion.
Spanx
Episode: Don’t Ride Home with Sara Blakely
Danae Hays
Comedian and rising star known for her comedy and music
Episode: Scissoring is a Lie with Danae Hays
Laura Rutledge
Host of SEC Nation and NFL Live, sideline reporter, and sports journalist.
ESPN
Episode: BONUS: ESPN Queen Laura Rutledge
Reese Witherspoon
Iconic actress known for her roles in Big Little Lies and Legally Blonde
Episode: Back in the Thick of It

Host

Heather McMahon
Comedian and host who creates a humorous and authentic space for discussing life's everyday struggles and joys.

Reviews

4.9 out of 5 stars from 18.1k ratings
  • Chicken soup for the tiramisu soul

    I laugh out loud heading home from work. This podcast has medicinal healing powers.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    purple mohair
    United Statesa month ago
  • RAY

    Ray should be co-host, every episode with him is hilarious you guys have the best dynamic!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Natcat111111
    United States2 months ago
  • Love you

    So funny !! Keep being you !!! đź’•đź’•đź’•đź’•

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    CoachM56
    United States3 months ago
  • Love!!

    Never miss an episode because Heather never misses! Love ya! đź’™

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    kdawwg22
    United States3 months ago
  • My favorite

    Heather, you are amazing and don’t ever forget it. This podcast never fails to make me giggle! Thank you!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    lra0913
    United States3 months ago

Listeners Say

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Some listeners express frustration with political commentary, indicating a desire for pure humor without heavy themes.
Many enjoy the candid discussions about personal challenges, mental health, and relationship dynamics, finding them refreshingly authentic.
Listeners appreciate the humor and relatability of Heather McMahon's storytelling, calling it a highlight of their week.
Overall, the community seems to value the supportive, humorous environment focused on shared experiences.

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Apple Podcasts
#84
United States/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#236
Canada/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#193
Argentina/Comedy

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5 Years Left with Atsuko Okatsuka
Q: What do you do to unwind when you're on the road?
I am on the phone, kind of pro cell phone addiction, I'm busy and I play games on my phone.
Wiggin’ Out with Andrea Lopez and Anna Roisman
Q: What's your biggest takeaway from the cruise?
The big takeaway is how big the Mcmaniacs are, extending far and wide, and the universe Heather has created.
Well-Behaved Women
Q: How do I behave around men I find attractive?
You have to act aloof and completely ignore them. This will make them more interested.
Red Carpet Recap
Q: Was the liquor flowing?
The liquor is flowing at the actual Emmys, and at the after-parties people were having a great time.
Red Carpet Recap
Q: Who was your favorite to interview?
I loved Henry Winkler, Allie Wong was incredibly cool, and Nisi Nash was amazing as well.

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2. Atsuko Okatsuka
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4. Sam Morril
5. Jackie Schimmel
6. Sara Blakely
7. Danae Hays
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