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Absolutely Not

Dear Media
Comedy
Motherhood
Holidays
Thanksgiving
Family Dynamics
Humor
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Mental Health
Cat Cremation
AG1
Shopping
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Emmys
Sydney Harbour Bridge
Female Empowerment
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Grammys
Australia
Christmas Shopping
Heather Mcmahan

"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will d... more

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On this episode from March 9, 2022, we hear Heather go on a real tear about International Women's Day. Coming off of a great weekend in Albany slinging jokes on tour, she's back with attitude and some Heather health advice (we all know she is not a D... more

On this episode, Heather welcomes fellow comedian Nicole Byer. They chat about meeting in the NYC comedy scene, the Heated Rivalry boys, and disassociating while on stage performing. They take on a voicemail about having sex dreams about a boss. You ... more

On this episode, Heather has skeeted into the house fresh off a nose bleed. She is ready to take on her birthday month of March! She shares details of an upcoming shoot she is nervous about and her shows in Texas and her roots in the rodeo. Heading ... more

On this episode, Heather welcomes back your rich BFF, Vivian Tu, back to the pod. She is ready for all of you to be well-endowed, but wants you to make sure you don’t fall for the traps of online marketing. Vivian wants you to ask yourself- are you... more

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Recent Guests

Vivian Tu
Financial expert and author known as Your Rich BFF
Author of "Well in Doubt" and "Rich AF"
Episode: Well Endowed with Vivian Tu
Kaitlan Collins
CNN reporter and host of The Source on CNN
CNN
Episode: Smiling with Kaitlan Collins
Jared Hughes
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Episode: Sparkle in the Eyes with Jared Hughes
Atsuko Okatsuka
Comedian and star of HBO special 'Father'
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Episode: 5 Years Left with Atsuko Okatsuka
Raymond Padilla
Guest and comedian, discussed 'Dog the Bounty Hunter' and Beth Chapman
Episode: All Dogs Go To Heaven with Raymond Padilla
Sam Morril
Comedian and touring comic
Episode: Made for Morning TV with Sam Morril
Jackie Schimmel
Comedian and podcast host, close friend of Heather
Episode: Further West
Sara Blakely
Entrepreneur and founder of Spanx, known for her innovative spirit and contributions to women's fashion.
Spanx
Episode: Don’t Ride Home with Sara Blakely
Danae Hays
Comedian and rising star known for her comedy and music
Episode: Scissoring is a Lie with Danae Hays

Host

Heather McMahan
Host of Absolutely Not Podcast

Reviews

4.9 out of 5 stars from 18.2k ratings
  • Keep it light

    Used to love for the light heartedness and wit and giggles, but now it’s all politics and negativity and makes me feel so icky. I keep taking breaks and trying again because I like heather a lot but it’s just the same thing again and again.

    Apple Podcasts
    1
    tjgcritique
    United States15 days ago
  • Is Dear Media still the same❓

    I’ve listened since day 1. You have leaned in now I giggle a lot! also found B Bible podcast/Jackie 11 years ago she got me through my divorce 🙏 love u both- love picturing you both in Paris . When I found B Bible 100 yrs ago I also learned dear media is huge crazy maga couple? Unless they sold their co. I do remember canceling B Bible for a while due to dear media husbands LOUD mouth views You are so successful now I know u would research & only choose a smart company behind you ☮️

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    GirlnewsSDpuma7
    United States15 days ago
  • Weekly Giggle

    Newer listener and I truly look forward to my weekly giggle with Heather, the light podcast I’ve been looking for!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    jingledout
    United States19 days ago
  • A real girls’ girl

    The last interview was so fun, smart, and informative! I was literally in tears at the end, so thank you so much for bringing the realness to the rest of us ❤️🤍🩵

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Mmmmmmmmeggg964
    United Statesa month ago
  • Just keeping going.

    Heather has always inserted her political opinions in her show and I agree with all of them.

    Because being a brave human with a heart requires one to be political. She really has me this week saying the left is being censored on TikTok… because it was. The right has censored social media, especially under this administration. I’m upset too about what’s happening. Anyway, You fill my cup like a river. Stick up for what’s right and keep using comedy for good. We love you!

    😉never “just stop” b... more

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    kdawwg22
    United Statesa month ago

Listeners Say

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Some reviews note strong political opinions but appreciate unfiltered honesty.
Feedback is mixed on political content, with some fans wanting lighter topics and others embracing bold takes.
Listeners praise the host's warmth, humor, and candid storytelling.

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Apple Podcasts
#124
United States/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#244
Canada/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#55
United Arab Emirates/Comedy

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Smiling with Kaitlan Collins
Q: Are you ever like, what are we doing here?
Kaitlan answers that while it feels surreal to be in such a powerful position, she stays grounded by considering what people really care about.
Smiling with Kaitlan Collins
Q: How are you sustaining this schedule?
Kaitlan describes her tough work schedule, including the lack of sleep and constant travel, expressing that it's incredibly challenging but shares how she keeps pace.
5 Years Left with Atsuko Okatsuka
Q: What do you do to unwind when you're on the road?
I am on the phone, kind of pro cell phone addiction, I'm busy and I play games on my phone.
Wiggin’ Out with Andrea Lopez and Anna Roisman
Q: What's your biggest takeaway from the cruise?
The big takeaway is how big the Mcmaniacs are, extending far and wide, and the universe Heather has created.
Well-Behaved Women
Q: How do I behave around men I find attractive?
You have to act aloof and completely ignore them. This will make them more interested.

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2. Kaitlan Collins
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