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"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will d... more

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On this episode, Heather welcomes the comedy queen herself, Chelsea Handler to the pod for the first time. This iconic duo chats about the state of the world, their travel luxuries, and their relationship with men these days. Chelsea takes on a calle... more

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On this throwback episode, we are bringing you the only good thing to come out of Covid– Heather finding out that Jennifer Lawrence is a huge fan of the pod. Heather and JLaw talk about her rise to fame, how she really felt about falling on the Osca... more

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On this episode, Heather recaps her insane week in NYC doing press for her new Hulu special, By A Thread! She takes us through Watch What Happens Live, announcing her new tour and the unreal experience of Harry Styles at MSG. Voicemails from gals ge... more

On this episode, Heather talks about the pressure of getting the house decorated for Halloween. The neighbors are doing construction and she is sitting in a house with no dining table, so the anxiety is high. She takes on voicemails from gals with ... more

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Recent Guests

Chelsea Handler
Comedian, author, and touring stand-up performer
Episode: Fruits of your Labor with Chelsea Handler
Jennifer Lawrence
Academy Award-winning actor known for The Hunger Games
Episode: Throwback: Jennifer Lawrence: She's Got An Oscar, I've Got Sciatica
Cortney LaCorte
Author, Cheese Gal, and subject of Oversharing
Author; Cheese Gal (Cortney LaCorte)
Episode: Body by Butter with Cortney LaCorte
Connor Wood
Contestant on Dancing with the Stars, actor and comedian
DWTS / Various
Episode: Return of Baby Angel: Connor Wood
Justin Sylvester
King of the red carpet, guest on the episode
Media/TV (The Cut cover story)
Episode: Quiet on the Creek with Justin Sylvester
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Iconic actress and guest on the episode
Actor/Producer
Episode: Rewind: We Know What She Did Last Summer with Jennifer Love Hewitt
Logan Crosby
Musician and comedian guest, discussed his music and career
Independent musician (log Crosby)
Episode: Where’s the Beef with Logan Crosby
Heather Shaw
Comedian, vegan and sober, known for online persona and stand-up
Self-identified comedian
Episode: Bonus: Heathers Stick Together with Heather Shaw
James Abrahart
Grammy Award-winning artist, producer, writer; featured guest
Music industry
Episode: Memories with James Abrahart

Host

Heather McMahan
Host of Absolutely Not, known for candid humor, personal storytelling, and bold takes on culture and current events.

Reviews

4.9 out of 5 stars from 18.3k ratings
  • Favorite podcast

    She is hilarious, go watch her Hulu special out today 10/16/26

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Mrs. Engel
    United States20 days ago
  • Over it

    Absolutely not.

    Apple Podcasts
    1
    Browneyedgirl09
    United Statesa month ago
  • Hilarious!

    Love a solo pod but loved Justin on the pod too!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    meowmers10
    United States2 months ago
  • Bring back Robin

    Give the people what they want: Robin & Heather yelling at each other

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    belliott209
    United States2 months ago
  • Never Miss Episodes!

    A top 3 favorite podcast of mine. I never miss it. Thanks for keeping it real and a safe space. Your devotion to what’s right has always been inspiring… and you somehow make it absolutely HILARIOUS.

    If I had one ask, less Rush content but I know it will prob pass soon. Luv ya.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    meowmers10
    United States3 months ago

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Fans praise consistent humor and candid storytelling.
Listeners value personality, relatability, and guest variety despite mixed reactions to political topics.
Some episodes draw critique for heavy political content and ad-run sponsorships.

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#89
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Apple Podcasts
#185
Canada/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#204
Poland/Comedy

Talking Points

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Throwback: Jennifer Lawrence: She's Got An Oscar, I've Got Sciatica
Q: What exactly is RepresentUs?
Lawrence describes it as a nonpartisan organization working to reform the political system by advancing anti-corruption laws state by state, and says it had passed 114 such acts at the time.
Throwback: Jennifer Lawrence: She's Got An Oscar, I've Got Sciatica
Q: What was the real experience of winning an Oscar like?
Lawrence says she was nervous and superstitious, then elated and shocked when her name was announced. She fell on the stairs, which erased her thoughts about giving a speech, and later felt humiliated when Anderson Cooper suggested the fall was staged.
Fruits of your Labor with Chelsea Handler
Q: Have we taken this whole boundaries and protecting our peace culture so far that we have forgotten friendships require effort?
Handler says showing up for friends remains important and suggests having a direct conversation, or letting the friendship go if the friend is not supportive.
Fruits of your Labor with Chelsea Handler
Q: What would you be looking for in your next partner?
Handler says she wants someone decisive who can make plans, enjoys sex and adventure, appreciates humor, and is curious enough to read widely.
Quiet on the Creek with Justin Sylvester
Q: What is your approach to prepping for big award-show interviews?
Heather explains she starts weeks out, reviews small talks from outlets, identifies topics fans would care about, and rewrites questions in her own language so she can deliver confident, natural answers.

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Frequently Asked Questions About Absolutely Not

What is Absolutely Not about and what kind of topics does it cover?

Humor meets unapologetic honesty as conversations swing from outrageous personal stories to sharp public commentary. Episodes spotlight behind-the-scenes tour life, dating, travel, fashion, and everyday chaos, all delivered with rapid-fire wit and sponsorship-friendly plugs. Regularly featured are candid career anecdotes from comedians and entertainment guests, plus bold takes on current events and culture, making it a high-energy, no-holds-barred listen for fans who want laughs alongside candid perspective.

A standout quality is the host's fearless, affectionate irreverence and willingness to blend personal confessions with topical discussions, creating a distinctive, fast-paced vibe that both entertains and engages listeners who enjoy re... more

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1. Chelsea Handler
2. Jennifer Lawrence
3. Cortney LaCorte
4. Connor Wood
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6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
7. Logan Crosby
8. Heather Shaw

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