
"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will d... more
| Publishes | Weekly | Episodes | 370 | Founded | 7 years ago |
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On this episode from March 9, 2022, we hear Heather go on a real tear about International Women's Day. Coming off of a great weekend in Albany slinging jokes on tour, she's back with attitude and some Heather health advice (we all know she is not a D... more
On this episode, Heather welcomes fellow comedian Nicole Byer. They chat about meeting in the NYC comedy scene, the Heated Rivalry boys, and disassociating while on stage performing. They take on a voicemail about having sex dreams about a boss. You ... more
On this episode, Heather has skeeted into the house fresh off a nose bleed. She is ready to take on her birthday month of March! She shares details of an upcoming shoot she is nervous about and her shows in Texas and her roots in the rodeo. Heading ... more
On this episode, Heather welcomes back your rich BFF, Vivian Tu, back to the pod. She is ready for all of you to be well-endowed, but wants you to make sure you don’t fall for the traps of online marketing. Vivian wants you to ask yourself- are you... more
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Used to love for the light heartedness and wit and giggles, but now it’s all politics and negativity and makes me feel so icky. I keep taking breaks and trying again because I like heather a lot but it’s just the same thing again and again.
I’ve listened since day 1. You have leaned in now I giggle a lot! also found B Bible podcast/Jackie 11 years ago she got me through my divorce 🙏 love u both- love picturing you both in Paris . When I found B Bible 100 yrs ago I also learned dear media is huge crazy maga couple? Unless they sold their co. I do remember canceling B Bible for a while due to dear media husbands LOUD mouth views You are so successful now I know u would research & only choose a smart company behind you ☮️
Newer listener and I truly look forward to my weekly giggle with Heather, the light podcast I’ve been looking for!
The last interview was so fun, smart, and informative! I was literally in tears at the end, so thank you so much for bringing the realness to the rest of us ❤️🤍🩵
Heather has always inserted her political opinions in her show and I agree with all of them.
Because being a brave human with a heart requires one to be political. She really has me this week saying the left is being censored on TikTok… because it was. The right has censored social media, especially under this administration. I’m upset too about what’s happening. Anyway, You fill my cup like a river. Stick up for what’s right and keep using comedy for good. We love you!
😉never “just stop” b... more
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A candid, comedy-driven show where a sharp, quick-witted host shares personal anecdotes, family stories, and travel escapades while riffing on pop culture. Episodes blend humor with honest takes on relationships, career, and everyday chaos, often featuring fan voicemails, sponsor reads, and light political or social commentary. Guests range from friends to notable figures, with a warm, irreverent vibe that encourages openness and laughter. The format stands out for its prolific storytelling, high-energy banter, and a willingness to tackle sensitive topics with humor, making it a relatable listen for fans of witty, unapologetic storytelling.
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2. Kaitlan Collins
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