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Absolutely Not

Dear Media
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Thanksgiving
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Italy
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Ryder Cup
Taylor Swift
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Christmas
Parenting
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Australia

"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will d... more

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On this episode, Heather is back in ATL after shooting her 3rd special in Knoxville, TN. She chats about the crazy audience members, going through a McDonalds drive-thru, how she was booking a vacation while she should’ve been concentrating on her sp... more

On this episode, Heather brings the road dogs to the studio to give us all an in-depth recap of tour life. Andrew, Raymond, Christina and Heather reminisce about their favorite cities, toughest shows, the origin of Texas Tony and someone's reliance ... more

On this bonus episode, Heather is excited to chat about conspiracy theories. Last week we gave you a prompt about your favorite theories. We spiral on the missing scientists, data centers, lost planes, the moon landing, the Antarctic ice wall and fin... more

On this episode, Heather is coming to you from the new NYC Dear Media studios. Fresh off the heels of Netflix is a Joke, she has some explaining to do about her show in LA. She got to see friends and foes alike! We get voicemails from women buying $... more

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Recent Guests

Andrew Collin
Cast member, Bamboozle Tour
Bamboozle Tour
Episode: Tour Trials & Tribulations with Andrew Collin, Raymond Padilla and Christina Tompkins
Christina Tompkins
Cast member, Bamboozle Tour
Bamboozle Tour
Episode: Tour Trials & Tribulations with Andrew Collin, Raymond Padilla and Christina Tompkins
Jay Jurden
Comedian and actor; Ole Miss alum from the theater program
Self/Various projects mentioned in episode
Episode: Ole Miss Divas with Jay Jurden
Suzanne Lambert
Comedian with a political-leaning, internet-driven platform
Self-employed / comedian
Episode: Mean but True with Suzanne Lambert
Katie Lee
Caller with a Cabo/Daytona Spring Break anecdote involving fake IDs
Narrative from Kentucky / Florida trip
Episode: Spring Break Guardian Angels
Jeff Daniels
Actor; invited guest on bonus episode about travel in Japan
Episode: Bonus: Arigato Gozaimasu with Jeff Daniels
Nicole Byer
Guest on the Absolutely Not podcast
Comedian/Actor
Episode: Get Thee to Therapy with Nicole Byer
Vivian Tu
Financial expert and author known as Your Rich BFF
Author of "Well in Doubt" and "Rich AF"
Episode: Well Endowed with Vivian Tu
Kaitlan Collins
CNN reporter and host of The Source on CNN
CNN
Episode: Smiling with Kaitlan Collins

Host

Heather McMahan
Host of Absolutely Not

Reviews

4.9 out of 5 stars from 18.2k ratings
  • Weekly Giggle

    Newer listener and I truly look forward to my weekly giggle with Heather, the light podcast I’ve been looking for!

    And you know what Karen - I am here for the politics, sorry we’re living in end times and you don’t think women and immigrants should have rights! Enjoy the gas prices! Xoxo

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    jingledout
    United Statesa month ago
  • Funny AF

    I am constantly looking forward to Heather and her shenanigans every week. She keeps me laughing like no other podcast. Highly recommend listening.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Soul Baby Bailey
    United Statesa month ago
  • Not as fun

    Keep the politics off the pod sweetie!

    Apple Podcasts
    2
    Yogagirlreviews
    United States2 months ago
  • Used to love, stay out of politics

    Used to love listening but can’t anymore - we aren’t here for your political take we want you to talk about your travels and cheese.

    Apple Podcasts
    1
    maggdan
    United States2 months ago
  • New pod 🩵

    I could listen to you and Jeff talk about food for the rest of my life.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    GirlnewsSDpuma7
    United States2 months ago

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Some reviews push back on politics, preferring lighter travel and humor over political commentary.
Fans appreciate guest variety and recurring sponsor integrations that feel natural to the episodes.
Listeners praise the show's humor and candid storytelling, with many noting the host's authenticity and bold takes.

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Apple Podcasts
#107
United States/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#188
Canada/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#193
Argentina/Comedy
Apple Podcasts
#205
New Zealand/Comedy

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Alternative Experiences
Q: What would you say to someone in a lesbian relationship who is questioning their sexuality after a long time?
Don't rush or end a long relationship; explore with care, communicate openly, and consider cycles of self-discovery while prioritizing consensual and respectful choices.
Alternative Experiences
Q: Hey Heather, I have a quick question slash need your thought on this. A coworker is flirting with me while he has a live-in girlfriend. What should I do?
Healthy boundaries are key, but a little work flirt can be normal if kept professional; don't endanger your job or relationships, stay respectful, and prioritize safety and boundaries.
Smiling with Kaitlan Collins
Q: Are you ever like, what are we doing here?
Kaitlan answers that while it feels surreal to be in such a powerful position, she stays grounded by considering what people really care about.
Smiling with Kaitlan Collins
Q: How are you sustaining this schedule?
Kaitlan describes her tough work schedule, including the lack of sleep and constant travel, expressing that it's incredibly challenging but shares how she keeps pace.
5 Years Left with Atsuko Okatsuka
Q: What do you do to unwind when you're on the road?
I am on the phone, kind of pro cell phone addiction, I'm busy and I play games on my phone.

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The show blends sharp humor with candid takes on modern life, travel chaos, showbiz hustle, and personal stories from a host who leans into unapologetic honesty. Episodes frequently feature groups of guests—comedians, touring performers, and industry insiders—sharing backstage anecdotes, travel misadventures, and the realities of life on the road, often interwoven with sponsor reads in a casual, conversational style. A recurring thread is navigating public opinion and politics with humor, while maintaining a lighthearted, inclusive vibe that invites listener participation through calls and voicemails. A standout is the willingness to blend personal vulnerability with fearless, funny commentary on culture, media, and everyday struggles, whic... more

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2. Christina Tompkins
3. Jay Jurden
4. Suzanne Lambert
5. Katie Lee
6. Jeff Daniels
7. Nicole Byer
8. Vivian Tu

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