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NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Patrick Melton
Aaron Imholte
Domestic Violence
April Imholte
Stuttering John
Comedy
Steel Toe
Abuse Allegations
Podcasting
Court Documents
Ashley Larue
Abuse
Geno Bisconte
Kiki
Nick Rikieta
Suicide
April
Steel Toe Morning Show
Domestic Abuse
Podcast Culture
90 Day Fiancé

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

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Friday night was one of the most eventful in the Dabbleverse in quite some time, and all of the major players have been going over the events all weekend long. Let’s investigate some of the takes, get some feedback from the attendees, and unravel the... more

With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from WATP, and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man wh... more

Keanu can’t stop looking for fights with ladies, and she ratchets up her aggression to get real tough! Ray Devito gets clipped in a rare occurrence of Cleveland’s second-favorite middle explaining the birds and the bees. KarmicX and Chad are fighting... more

Can Michael Ray Bower bounce back after Friday night’s toxic brownie batter bungle? Mersh falls for a trap that wasn’t even meant for him. Everyone is buzzing about the Friday show coming up in NYC where Stuttering John, Geno and the Keek, Cumia and ... more

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Tommy Jordan
Comedian, guest on the DV circuit, involved in Rodney's/Hackamania controversy
Episode: March 2, 2026: The Rodney’s Spectacle Unpacked! All The Fakes! All The Takes!
Chad Zumock
Comedian and frequent show guest
Episode: February 26, 2026: The RODNEY’S Debacle! Karmic VS. Chad! Ray Talks Sex! MRB Is On One!
Summer Sinclair
Stand-up comedian known for her humorous performances
Episode: February 2, 2026: A Really BIG Offer! Mersh vs. Schmuel! Summer Sinclair LIVE! KarmicX & More!
Clearwater Chad
Comedian mentioned in discussions
Episode: December 27, 2025: Get Him a Body Bag!
Scarlett Hampton
Performer in the adult industry with apparent struggles related to substance abuse.
Episode: December 11, 2025: Bower Talks Smack! Keanu is an ABUSE ENABLER! Scarlett Needs Help!
Matt Mead
Individual involved in a controversial relationship with Scarlett.
Episode: December 11, 2025: Bower Talks Smack! Keanu is an ABUSE ENABLER! Scarlett Needs Help!
MJ Murphy
Friend and returning guest
Episode: KEANU BORES EVERYONE ON HER BIRTHDAY! WEEEEEEEEE!
Michael Ray Bauer
Online personality known as Donkey Lips
Episode: November 10, 2025: Steel Toe TANKS His Big Win! Matt Mead CAUGHT Abusing! DonkeyLips Is DONE?
Karl Hamburger
Comedian and co-host
Episode: THIS LITTLE PIGGY: September 19, 2025

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Patrick Melton
Host and comedian known for his unique observations and candid discussions about personal life, pop culture, and current events. He frequently engages with other entertainers in lively and humorous exchanges.

Reviews

4.6 out of 5 stars from 460 ratings
  • Great but frustrating

    Would have given it 5 stars if the audio was uploaded in a timely manner.

    Apple Podcasts
    3
    Jsquanto
    United States4 months ago
  • Is this a show????

    Dude please upload here the same day you upload on YouTube…you’re killing me melton!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    TastelessShaemus
    United States2 years ago
  • Don’t listen to the Dumbs and the Poors

    Daddy melt is hilarious, and as honest as anyone with a microphone in front of them , relax your sphincter you will live longer .

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    blanky1A
    United States2 years ago
  • Nobody Likes Onions, but Everybody likes Patrick!

    This is a really good podcast. It is polished in an off the cuff way (how he does it. . . I am not sure). He is fast, witty, funny, and has just the right amount of honesty and vulnerability to make him a compelling host and someone you can relate to. Try it. . . a few times and then buy his extras for $10 - there is a lot of him to get!!!

    Apple Podcasts
    4
    Atlanta Rose
    United States3 years ago
  • GREAT SHOW!!!

    Patrick and the whole crew over at the pantswise studio are absolutely killing it! The guests are super funny lately(lol) jk the pool IS going to look nice though. Have a nice FLOAT, Shim Shapiro

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    acelazerrazor
    United States4 years ago

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Listeners appreciate the unique humor and candid nature of the host, often praising the comedic delivery and variety of topics.
Overall, listeners find the blend of personal storytelling and humorous critiques of society entertaining and relatable.
Some comments express frustration with audio quality and timeliness of episode uploads, suggesting a desire for consistency.
Many reviews highlight the show's engaging and interactive format, encouraging strong audience participation.

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November 17, 2025: Chad Zumock VS. KarmicX VS. Geno Bisconte & Keanu Thompson
Q: Why does everyone blame you for their failures?
It's not about blaming others, it's about doing what you have to do to succeed.
August 26, 2025: Chad Zumock’s Minnesota GOOSE EGG! Court Week Cope From STEEL TOE!
Q: How is Aaron perceived by others in the Dabbleverse?
He is seen as someone obsessively interested in how he is viewed by the public and often acts out of that fear, leading to his legal troubles.
Z-WORST: Chad Zumock STINKS And There Are HOURS Of Proof!
Q: What was the mood of Chad during the weekend events?
Chad was upset and emotionally reactive, sending provocative messages late at night and allegedly harassing family members of others in the comedy community.
April 10, 2025: KITTY PINEAPPLE Is Back! COMPOUND MEDIA Leftovers! The FUDGENING?
Q: Does Kayla get to make a statement, a victim statement and present evidence of all this chicanery?
Yes, it’s said she has the opportunity to provide a victim impact statement before sentencing.
March 31, 2025: MAKE-YOUR-NUT MONDAY! Opie Radio EXTREME Cope! STEEL TOE Event Planning LIVE!
Q: We're going to be doing a show first early on?
We'll do a matinee comedy show and then people can stick around for the party part if they want to.

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