
For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.
| Publishes | Daily | Episodes | 63 | Founded | 17 years ago |
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| Number of Listeners | Categories | Comedy InterviewsComedySociety & Culture | |||

The freaks out here fr fr cashing they government checks an errrthang. It is what is is. Donkey lips and KarmicX have had it with people telling them how to live thier lives! Why won’t you just give them money? Kevin Brennan dives in to Dabble drama ... more
Join Patrick from Nobody Likes Onions, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, and Moody from somewhere in the Middle East as they cope and seethe for hours about the goings on of Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show in St. Cloud, Minnesota. This... more
Patrick has been in pain this week, and he might not be around this Christmas. Say your final goodbyes now, or forever just talk mad ish on Foursquare about it. Mersh versus Icedancer is getting nuts, and while Patrick is not completely caught up, th... more
What a week it’s been. We began wondering if we would ever hear from Haley again after the trouncing she received from the Crabbleverse in the past few days. Cut to Wednesday and Haley is live making fun of Mersh being made twice the fool by his lady... more
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Would have given it 5 stars if the audio was uploaded in a timely manner.
Dude please upload here the same day you upload on YouTube…you’re killing me melton!
Daddy melt is hilarious, and as honest as anyone with a microphone in front of them , relax your sphincter you will live longer .
This is a really good podcast. It is polished in an off the cuff way (how he does it. . . I am not sure). He is fast, witty, funny, and has just the right amount of honesty and vulnerability to make him a compelling host and someone you can relate to. Try it. . . a few times and then buy his extras for $10 - there is a lot of him to get!!!
Patrick and the whole crew over at the pantswise studio are absolutely killing it! The guests are super funny lately(lol) jk the pool IS going to look nice though. Have a nice FLOAT, Shim Shapiro
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Across episodes, the show centers on chaotic, high-energy conversations about current events, pop culture, and real-life experiences within the comedy scene and online creator communities. Recurring threads include on-stage mishaps, backstage drama, money and monetization dynamics, cross-podcast feuds, and candid personal anecdotes. The format blends roast-style banter, live audience engagement, and strong personalities riffing off each other, with frequent delving into platform politics, sponsorships, and the evolving economics of independent comedy. A notable strength is its long-running, irreverent voice and willingness to push boundaries, which seems to attract a loyal, highly engaged fan base and ongoing guest-driven energy that fuels ... more
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