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NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Patrick Melton
Comedy
Chad Zumock
Hackamania
Aaron Imholte
Dabbleverse
Steel Toe Morning Show
Youtube
Mental Health
Podcasting
Patrick Melton
Minnesota
Chad Zumach
Kevin Brennan
Steel Toe
Karmicx
Ashley Cummings
Mersh
Michael Ray Bower
Super Tips
Kiki

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

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The freaks out here fr fr cashing they government checks an errrthang. It is what is is. Donkey lips and KarmicX have had it with people telling them how to live thier lives! Why won’t you just give them money? Kevin Brennan dives in to Dabble drama ... more

Join Patrick from Nobody Likes Onions, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, and Moody from somewhere in the Middle East as they cope and seethe for hours about the goings on of Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show in St. Cloud, Minnesota. This... more

Patrick has been in pain this week, and he might not be around this Christmas. Say your final goodbyes now, or forever just talk mad ish on Foursquare about it. Mersh versus Icedancer is getting nuts, and while Patrick is not completely caught up, th... more

What a week it’s been. We began wondering if we would ever hear from Haley again after the trouncing she received from the Crabbleverse in the past few days. Cut to Wednesday and Haley is live making fun of Mersh being made twice the fool by his lady... more

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Ethan Ralph
Guest appearing in relation to Hackamania and ongoing Dabbleverse storylines
The Kill Stream / Dabbleverse
Episode: March 31, 2026: So You Think You Can DUMB? Chad Zumock’s Fake DUI! Ethan & Scarlett’s Bad Romance
Geno Bisconte
Comedian, participant in the Dabbleverse events
Self
Episode: March 10, 2026: Geno & Keanu PANIC! Chad Zumock EXPLODES! KarmicX CRIES! Micro Ray Bower REFLECTS
Tommy Jordan
Comedian, guest on the DV circuit, involved in Rodney's/Hackamania controversy
Episode: March 2, 2026: The Rodney’s Spectacle Unpacked! All The Fakes! All The Takes!
Chad Zumock
Comedian and frequent show guest
Episode: February 26, 2026: The RODNEY’S Debacle! Karmic VS. Chad! Ray Talks Sex! MRB Is On One!
Summer Sinclair
Stand-up comedian known for her humorous performances
Episode: February 2, 2026: A Really BIG Offer! Mersh vs. Schmuel! Summer Sinclair LIVE! KarmicX & More!
Clearwater Chad
Comedian mentioned in discussions
Episode: December 27, 2025: Get Him a Body Bag!
Matt Mead
Individual involved in a controversial relationship with Scarlett.
Episode: December 11, 2025: Bower Talks Smack! Keanu is an ABUSE ENABLER! Scarlett Needs Help!
Michael Ray Bower
Actor and entertainer
Community College
Episode: November 20, 2025: Hackamania HURTS! KarmicX! Geno! Kiki! Mersh! Chad Zumock! Michael Ray Bower!
MJ Murphy
Friend and returning guest
Episode: KEANU BORES EVERYONE ON HER BIRTHDAY! WEEEEEEEEE!

Host

Patrick Melton
Comedian and host with a long-running, irreverent voice; commonly described as the primary commentator and driving force behind the show, with a history of hosting and performing in online and live formats.

Reviews

4.6 out of 5 stars from 456 ratings
  • Great but frustrating

    Would have given it 5 stars if the audio was uploaded in a timely manner.

    Apple Podcasts
    3
    Jsquanto
    United Statesa year ago
  • Is this a show????

    Dude please upload here the same day you upload on YouTube…you’re killing me melton!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    TastelessShaemus
    United States2 years ago
  • Don’t listen to the Dumbs and the Poors

    Daddy melt is hilarious, and as honest as anyone with a microphone in front of them , relax your sphincter you will live longer .

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    blanky1A
    United States3 years ago
  • Nobody Likes Onions, but Everybody likes Patrick!

    This is a really good podcast. It is polished in an off the cuff way (how he does it. . . I am not sure). He is fast, witty, funny, and has just the right amount of honesty and vulnerability to make him a compelling host and someone you can relate to. Try it. . . a few times and then buy his extras for $10 - there is a lot of him to get!!!

    Apple Podcasts
    4
    Atlanta Rose
    United States3 years ago
  • GREAT SHOW!!!

    Patrick and the whole crew over at the pantswise studio are absolutely killing it! The guests are super funny lately(lol) jk the pool IS going to look nice though. Have a nice FLOAT, Shim Shapiro

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    acelazerrazor
    United States4 years ago

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November 17, 2025: Chad Zumock VS. KarmicX VS. Geno Bisconte & Keanu Thompson
Q: Why does everyone blame you for their failures?
It's not about blaming others, it's about doing what you have to do to succeed.
August 26, 2025: Chad Zumock’s Minnesota GOOSE EGG! Court Week Cope From STEEL TOE!
Q: How is Aaron perceived by others in the Dabbleverse?
He is seen as someone obsessively interested in how he is viewed by the public and often acts out of that fear, leading to his legal troubles.
Z-WORST: Chad Zumock STINKS And There Are HOURS Of Proof!
Q: What was the mood of Chad during the weekend events?
Chad was upset and emotionally reactive, sending provocative messages late at night and allegedly harassing family members of others in the comedy community.
April 10, 2025: KITTY PINEAPPLE Is Back! COMPOUND MEDIA Leftovers! The FUDGENING?
Q: Does Kayla get to make a statement, a victim statement and present evidence of all this chicanery?
Yes, it’s said she has the opportunity to provide a victim impact statement before sentencing.
March 31, 2025: MAKE-YOUR-NUT MONDAY! Opie Radio EXTREME Cope! STEEL TOE Event Planning LIVE!
Q: We're going to be doing a show first early on?
We'll do a matinee comedy show and then people can stick around for the party part if they want to.

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Across episodes, the show centers on chaotic, high-energy conversations about current events, pop culture, and real-life experiences within the comedy scene and online creator communities. Recurring threads include on-stage mishaps, backstage drama, money and monetization dynamics, cross-podcast feuds, and candid personal anecdotes. The format blends roast-style banter, live audience engagement, and strong personalities riffing off each other, with frequent delving into platform politics, sponsorships, and the evolving economics of independent comedy. A notable strength is its long-running, irreverent voice and willingness to push boundaries, which seems to attract a loyal, highly engaged fan base and ongoing guest-driven energy that fuels ... more

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8. Michael Ray Bower

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