
Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hilariously dysfunctional stories from their personal lives. Navigating mental illness, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, views on current events, a little gossip, the dumpster fire of politics ... more
| Publishes | Weekly | Episodes | 338 | Founded | 7 years ago |
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It’s been a rough week, neurodivergent headquarters, rethinking barber school and congratulations to raffle winners LUVY and TESSA JENKINS!! TikTok is cooked, give back plastic bags, sneaky workplace fun and inappropriate grandmas.
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Crystal is doing better, guest episodes are coming, Happy Birthday Stinkers and Xmas is gone. Congratulations Rubi Ro and Carmen, it costs more to be left handed, boy moms strike again and a viral snack worth trying.
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Peez is a feisty old woman, Pat’s been cooking, Crystal made a mistake and hands off Venezuela. Abolish ICE, new holsters, a surprise protein source and stay away from mad scientists.
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Nice coats, big cleaning plans, NYE traditions and prime thrifting. School for fun, Mochi is innocent, give us our plastic bags and the United States is an ATM.
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been listening to the pod since 2019 and haven’t missed an episode since. love my tias more than words could express. never stop being dysfunctional! 💘
This podcast is my go to during my long commute to clinicals from the East bay to San Jose as a respiratory therapist student. It’s not just entertaining but it actually keeps me awake, engaged, and in a good mood even on those early mornings. The hosts are funny, relatable, and great storytellers, which makes the time fly by. Whether I’m driving in half asleep or heading home exhausted, this podcast gives me something to look forward to. Highly recommend to anyone who needs a boost during long ... more
Big thanks to you Crystal and Pat, this podcast and community for helping us get through this burning dumpster fire we are all living through. As someone who has a dark sense of humor, undiagnosed adhd, and perimenopause along with a variety of issues , this podcast feels like a somewhere safe, cozy, and non judgmental . Sometimes we laugh through episodes sometimes we cry and that’s ok because this community understands and loves all who come in with open minds and open hearts. Thank you for sh... more
long time listener. i had to stop listening because pata fria can’t help but keep mentioning using chatgpt. these women are complete hypocrites.
Having the pleasure of knowing both these women my whole life and knowing what they have been through, it’s amazing to see them succeeding when everything says they shouldn’t be. They are an inspiration to everyone.
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Two childhood best friends share their humorous and candid insights into their everyday lives, reflecting on both their personal dysfunctions and broader societal issues. Touching on a wide array of topics such as mental health, parenting, relationships, and the challenges of modern life, they blend laughter with vulnerability. Their unique backgrounds—one as a professional dominatrix and the other as a devoted animal lover—create an engaging dynamic that dives into everything from awkward sexual experiences to political discussions, making it a relatable and entertaining listen for those seeking authenticity amid chaos.
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