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Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella spent their youth chasing gold stars—now they’re just trying to stop sucking in their stomachs. Each week, they unpack a shared history of anxiety, performance, and the side effects of being a little too well-behaved. For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com We want to make the podcast even better, help us... more

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Hannah Solow
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Cat Cohen
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Grant Gibbs
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Jon Lovett
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Episode: Jon Lovett on Math, Chipotle, & Long Island
Ben Platt
Broadway actor and music artist, known for roles in shows like 'Dear Evan Hansen' and 'Pitch Perfect'
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Ilana Glazer
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Episode: Ilana Glazer on Long Island, Weed, Motherhood, & Broad City
Yasmine Sahid
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Hosts

Joe Hegyes
Co-host of Good Children; long-running host with a warm, improvisational comedy style and candid personal storytelling.
Andrew Muscarella
Co-host of Good Children; known for candid banter, warmth, and relatable storytelling.

Reviews

5.0 out of 5 stars from 12.5k ratings
  • love these divas

    always a treat

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    rsxoxoxo
    United Statesa month ago
  • The best

    Listening to this feels like hanging out with your favorite cousins. The sound effects alone can brighten my day. I giggle to myself almost constantly and recommend to everyone!!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    lace-yV
    United States7 months ago
  • every time i listen. i laugh

    so so so so so so funny. they brighten my day!!!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    mikyaaak
    United States7 months ago
  • Cacklinggggg

    The way these two just make me cackle. I love.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    SammySoups
    United States7 months ago
  • ILY GUYS

    the funniest people ever!! also TYSM for adding a transition noise or an announcement before ads ily guys!!!!!!!🫶

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    sabrinawednesday
    United States7 months ago

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Listener praise for consistent humor and heartfelt moments that balance wit with authenticity.
The hosts' chemistry is irresistible and feels like close friends inviting you into their living room.
Audiences appreciate the openness about life, friendship, and personal growth; many say it's a pick-me-up that also offers relatable life advice.

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Apple Podcasts
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Chair Hoggers At All-Inclusive Resorts (Spring Break: Episode 1)
Q: Matthew from South Jersey asks for tips on moving to New York City and choosing a neighborhood.
The hosts suggest spending days exploring different Brooklyn and Manhattan neighborhoods, visiting coffee shops, grocery stores, and bookstores to find a place that feels like home, with emphasis on Williamsburg and nearby areas.
Becoming Who You Wanted To Be In Middle School
Q: Should I go to my ex-boyfriend's sister's wedding?
Yes, you should go to the wedding because you have rekindled a friendship with her, and it is a chance to support her regardless of your feelings towards your ex.
Stop Asking Gay Kids To Shovel Snow
Q: Should I prioritize my career or my life, given the job opportunities in different locations?
Prioritize your happiness and satisfaction with your current situation; there will always be job opportunities in the future.
Blowing Out Our Sphincters
Q: Al asks about ex-boyfriend problems and how to avoid keeping old flames in their life.
It's about comfort and easy familiarity, but it's important to close those chapters for personal growth.
A Day In The Life of Mrs. Claus
Q: How are things at home?
Besides Santa being ill, the kids are good, and Christiana is still nursing at 18.

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A candid, humor-forward duo podcasting about friendship, anxiety, and everyday life with sharp, self-deprecating wit. Episodes mix personal memories, pop culture commentary, and honest reflections on mental health, relationships, and modern life, all delivered with high-energy banter and a warm sense of camaraderie. Notable strengths include their authentic dynamic, willingness to explore uncomfortable topics with levity, and seamless sponsor integrations that feel like a natural part of the conversation. The show tends to attract listeners who crave relatable storytelling, goofy humor, and thoughtful takes on culture, identity, and life milestones.

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