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Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella spent their youth chasing gold stars—now they’re just trying to stop sucking in their stomachs. Each week, they unpack a shared history of anxiety, performance, and the side effects of being a little too well-behaved. For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com We want to make the podcast even better, help us... more

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It's basically Halloween. Join Willy Wonka's Oompa Loompa and Violet Beauregarde on a journey through time and space as they discuss their favorite halloween candies, and the imp that has been haunting their apartment.

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This week, we’re discussing being celibate. For us, that means our entire lives up until about 23 years old. It also means the first year of this podcast.

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Hosts

Joe Hegyes
Co-host of the show, engaging with personal narratives and comedic commentary on shared experiences and cultural norms.
Andrew Muscarella
Co-host alongside Joe, contributing to the show's humorous reflections and cultural analysis through a personal lens.

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5.0 out of 5 stars from 12.2k ratings
  • Need more early Instagram

    I was laughing out loud from the early days of Instagram episode Sept 2025. More please

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    NoelynWak
    United Statesa month ago
  • Clappp it up

    I love these two they changed my life and they need their own TV show!!!!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    jdjjssn
    United States2 months ago
  • ILY GUYS BUT

    can we please add a transition noise or an announcement before ads? I get jumpscared every time lol ty ily!!!!!🫶

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    sabrinawednesday
    United States2 months ago
  • This is one of my fave podcasts I listen to it everyday

    This is one of my fave podcasts I listen to it everyday

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Steffan274
    United States2 months ago
  • Best Pod

    My favorite podcast 2 years running!

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    5
    molly.a.creeden
    United States2 months ago

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Listeners appreciate the hosts' humor and authenticity, often feeling like they're connecting with friends during each episode.
Many reviews highlight the podcast's uplifting nature, providing a source of comfort and joy during challenging times.
The show offers a heartfelt and comedic take on relatable life experiences, particularly resonating with LGBTQ+ individuals.

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Straight Guys, Butt Stuff, and Other Questions You Asked
Q: How do you handle unwanted comments during hookups?
It's important to recognize and shut down behavior that feels inappropriate or makes you uncomfortable, and prioritize your own emotional safety.
Straight Guys, Butt Stuff, and Other Questions You Asked
Q: How do you stay motivated when dating is disheartening?
Keep remembering that it's not you, it's them. There's someone out there who will want to run a straight line sprint with you, so don't allow your past experiences to jade you.
Sitting, Scooping, and Sucking: Bathroom Politics
Q: Meg, should we come clean? We have before.
I mean, yeah, I mean, I guess, but I just assume it's a matter of fact for most.
Going to Poundtown at the Beach
Q: How does one call in to the Guidance Office?
The number is 516-366-0826.
Bagels: A Definitive Ranking
Q: What is your favorite bagel order?
For one speaker, it's a simple everything bagel with cream cheese, not toasted, unless butter is involved.

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What is Good Children about and what kind of topics does it cover?

A comedy-focused exploration of the lives and experiences of two childhood best friends, this podcast showcases the humorous takes of Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella as they revisit their youth and navigate the complexities of adulthood. From engaging discussions about cultural phenomena to personal anecdotes that reveal their emotional vulnerabilities, the hosts create a inviting atmosphere where laughter is paramount. Topics range from celebrity culture, relationships, body positivity, and personal identity, often blending humorous commentary with heartfelt reflections that resonate with listeners on a personal level. This blend of comedy and genuine storytelling makes each episode feel like a lively conversation with friends, drawing in... more

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