
Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bake... more
| Publishes | Weekly | Episodes | 33 | Founded | 5 years ago |
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| Number of Listeners | Categories | DramaComedy FictionFiction | |||

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In which Sig has a family reunion.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Dolph is Chase Noseworthy. The Maze Guardian is Edward Stokes.
Produced and edited by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Lauren... more
In which Sibella has a change of heart.
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Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven.... more
In which Sibella shows school spirit.
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This may be the cleverest podcast in the humorous fantasy genre.
So glad I found this. Truly original, hilarious, beautifully written and expertly performed. Kudos to all concerned.
Absolutely No Adventures is absolutely enjoyable! The humor, voice acting, and stories are adorable without being cliched or cloying. Check it out! Kudos to the creator, actors, and all involved in this podcast.
This podcast was AMAZING! It is a nice mix of magic, comedy, and baking. If you enjoy this podcast, I highly suggest you check out Magus Elgar. It’s a very funny, 11 episode podcast that reminds me of this show. Season 3, here we come!
Excellent quality show with great actors and engaging stories. This series is now one of my all time favorites! This is a must-listen for fans of fantasy and magic
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Engaging in a whimsical take on classic fantasy narratives, the show features Sig, a bakery owner who is dedicated to evading any form of adventure. Set in a richly crafted world, the stories unfold as Sig interacts with his quirky friends, explores humorous escapades, and wrestles with the forces of fate that persistently push him toward adventurous scenarios. Themes of friendship, identity, and lighthearted rebellion against traditional quest tropes pervade the episodes, creating an entertaining blend of comedy and fantasy. The unique premise of avoiding adventures while still being surrounded by fantastical elements makes this podcast stand out for its originality and charm, appealing to listeners who appreciate clever storytelling and a... more
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