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Absolutely No Adventures

Destiny Howell
Magic
Absolutely No Adventures
Crowdfunding
Season 3
Dr. Alcroft
Baking
Morel
Hexwell
Music
The Manglewood
Illness
Mortaine
Signature Eats Bakery
The Wishing Well
The Bardic Hearth
Sanctera
Power Dynamics
Benefits Package
Morality
Chivalry

Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bake... more

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Season 3 premieres October 14th, 2026!

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This week's feed drop features friend of the show: My First Dungeon!

Perils & Princesses | Ep. 1 - The Dark & Scary Places

Four Princesses rush to the aid of a friend, but things seem darker than ever before…

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In which Sig has a family reunion.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Dolph is Chase Noseworthy. The Maze Guardian is Edward Stokes.

Produced and edited by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence... more

In which Sibella has a change of heart.

Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/

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Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor B... more

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Sig
Owner of Signature Eats Bakery; host of Absolutely No Adventures; central figure in the show.

Reviews

4.9 out of 5 stars from 539 ratings
  • Lovely and warm

    Love it

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Mstifyournasty
    United Kingdom8 days ago
  • Phenomenal, Must Listen!

    Clever, funny, endlessly endearing,amazing characters, brimming with creativity! Drop everything and listen now!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    infinitenat
    United States12 days ago
  • Let’s go!!

    This the best podcast ever!!!!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Bsrjjrvdudrb
    United States2 months ago
  • 😃

    It’s funny! I like it!😛

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Mushroom 🍄🍄‍🟫🍄
    United States2 months ago
  • This may be the cleverest podcast in the humorous fantasy genre.

    Podcast Addict
    4
    Lord Gro
    3 months ago

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Many comment that the concept of no-adventure is fresh and funny, with baking tied in.
Fans love the warm, wholesome humor and cozy vibe.
Listeners praise strong voice acting and engaging storytelling.
The show frequently earns praise for creativity and feel-good energy.

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A cozy fantasy comedy follows Sig, a bakery owner who stubbornly avoids grand quests while baking and bantering with friends. The episodes mix whimsical magical mishaps with character-driven humor, lightly poking at classic fantasy tropes and destiny narratives. The show stands out for its warm tone, quick pacing, and strong voice acting that keep lighthearted adventures entertaining even as they sidestep traditional heroics. Across recent episodes, baking, magic, and friendship weave together into an approachable, feel-good escape that still nods to broader fantasy tropes and fandom humor.

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Absolutely No Adventures launched 6 years ago and published 34 episodes to date. You can find more information about this podcast including rankings, audience demographics and engagement in our podcast database.

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